Current Events > Your reaction: You wake up to find your girlfriend has your foot in their mouth.

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UnfairRepresent 01/11/22 5:21:48 AM #1:	You're sound asleep one night when suddenly you're awoken at 4:17AM by a strange sensation. You look down and see your girlfriend has your barefoot in her mouth. She quickly stops when she realizes you're up. "Oh... I didn't think it'd wake you.." https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/2/AAZiH8AABTv4.jpg Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961653596] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>You're sound asleep one night when suddenly you're awoken at 4:17AM by a strange sensation. You look down and see your girlfriend has your barefoot in her mouth. She quickly stops when she realizes you're up. "Oh... I didn't think it'd wake you.." https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/2/AAZiH8AABTv4.jpg Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined. How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 01/11/22 5:24:20 AM #2:	i get the erection --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:961653610] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>i get the erection </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 01/11/22 5:24:52 AM #3:	I'd feel sick, betrayed, and ask for her to leave. --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:961653617] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>I'd feel sick, betrayed, and ask for her to leave. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 01/11/22 5:26:13 AM #4:	Why foot when there's a perfectly good penis right here? --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:961653627] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>Why foot when there's a perfectly good penis right here? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DepreceV2 01/11/22 5:29:34 AM #5:	The_Korey posted... Why foot when there's a perfectly good penis right here? Asking the important questions --- Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:961653653] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>Why foot when there's a perfectly good penis right here?</quote> Asking the important questions </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 01/11/22 5:30:20 AM #6:	I guess that is one way to get the dry skin off. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:961653660] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>I guess that is one way to get the dry skin off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/11/22 5:45:09 AM #7:	The_Korey posted... Why foot when there's a perfectly good penis right here? Why is there another man in your bed? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961653768] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>Why foot when there's a perfectly good penis right here?</quote>Why is there another man in your bed? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 01/11/22 6:05:43 AM #9:	In the past, I've woken up an an ex had worse in their mouth. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:961653926] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>In the past, I've woken up an an ex had worse in their mouth. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 01/11/22 6:10:01 AM #10:	UnfairRepresent posted... Why is there another man in your bed? There isn't. Kakapo posted... In the past, I've woken up an an ex had worse in their mouth. Story time. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:961653964] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Why is there another man in your bed?</quote> There isn't. Kakapo posted... </cite> <quote>In the past, I've woken up an an ex had worse in their mouth.</quote> Story time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 01/11/22 6:27:15 AM #11:	The_Korey posted... Story time. No real story, except to say that the whole fantasy some guys have about waking up to find that their girlfriend has something in their mouth isn't quite as erotic as it sounds. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:961654100] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>Story time.</quote> No real story, except to say that the whole fantasy some guys have about waking up to find that their girlfriend has something in their mouth isn't quite as erotic as it sounds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 01/11/22 7:00:05 AM #12:	Kakapo posted... No real story, except to say that the whole fantasy some guys have about waking up to find that their girlfriend has something in their mouth isn't quite as erotic as it sounds. Were you to to tired for this shit, or did it feel rapey? --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:961654417] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>Kakapo posted... </cite> <quote>No real story, except to say that the whole fantasy some guys have about waking up to find that their girlfriend has something in their mouth isn't quite as erotic as it sounds.</quote> Were you to to tired for this shit, or did it feel rapey? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 01/11/22 7:04:39 AM #13:	The_Korey posted... Were you to to tired for this shit, or did it feel rapey? Too tired for that shit, in more ways than one by that point. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:961654462] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>Were you to to tired for this shit, or did it feel rapey?</quote>Too tired for that shit, in more ways than one by that point. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/12/22 6:56:46 AM #14:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Ever think she might be lying about something she knows would make you unhappy if you knew about? Like most people do --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961681009] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Ever think she might be lying about something she knows would make you unhappy if you knew about? Like most people do </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MurderousNomad 01/12/22 1:47:23 PM #15:	Scream because I have a girlfriend rather than a boyfriend. --- A b**** is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on nature. Nature is a dog. Trees have bark. And nature is beautiful, so thanks. <cite>MurderousNomad posted [p:961689157] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>Scream because I have a girlfriend rather than a boyfriend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 01/12/22 1:52:20 PM #16:	UnfairRepresent posted... Ever think she might be lying about something she knows would make you unhappy if you knew about? Like most people do You have a highly unhealthy view of relationships, don't you? --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:961689272] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Ever think she might be lying about something she knows would make you unhappy if you knew about? Like most people do</quote>You have a highly unhealthy view of relationships, don't you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 01/12/22 1:56:35 PM #17:	Tell her to clean my dirty feet and rub my soles all in her nose. Her cheeks become red and she cannot contain her feelings. Not fast enough I say. Like you mean it. Her passion wells up. Good girl. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:961689380] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>Tell her to clean my dirty feet and rub my soles all in her nose. Her cheeks become red and she cannot contain her feelings. Not fast enough I say. Like you mean it. Her passion wells up. Good girl. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 01/12/22 2:15:02 PM #18:	WingsOfGood posted... Not fast enough I say. Bruh why would you tell on yourself like this --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:961689813] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>Not fast enough I say.</quote>Bruh why would you tell on yourself like this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrToothHasYou 01/12/22 2:18:02 PM #19:	I tend to jolt/thrash when I wake up so probably accidentally kicking her and then being like what the hell --- An Injury to One is an Injury to All https://iww.org/ <cite>MrToothHasYou posted [p:961689888] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>I tend to jolt/thrash when I wake up so probably accidentally kicking her and then being like what the hell </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 01/12/22 2:19:05 PM #20:	I mean if its not in her mouth its in mine.... --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:961689917] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>I mean if its not in her mouth its in mine.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 01/12/22 3:06:05 PM #22:	Gobstoppers12 posted... Bruh why would you tell on yourself like this What do you mean. If she is into feet that would push her over the edge. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:961691132] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted... </cite> <quote>Bruh why would you tell on yourself like this</quote> What do you mean. If she is into feet that would push her over the edge. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 01/12/22 3:07:39 PM #23:	She must like corn --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. <cite>Smackems posted [p:961691164] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>She must like corn </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/12/22 5:58:02 PM #24:	MurderousNomad posted... Scream because I have a girlfriend rather than a boyfriend. UnfairRepresent posted... Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961695552] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>MurderousNomad posted... </cite> <quote>Scream because I have a girlfriend rather than a boyfriend.</quote> UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MurderousNomad 01/13/22 10:58:41 AM #25:	Scream because I have anything even close to a friend. --- A b**** is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on nature. Nature is a dog. Trees have bark. And nature is beautiful, so thanks. <cite>MurderousNomad posted [p:961712658] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>Scream because I have anything even close to a friend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 01/13/22 10:59:28 AM #26:	I gotta pee hun --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:961712672] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>I gotta pee hun </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BigMommyMilkers 01/13/22 11:00:28 AM #27:	Mad that she woke me up at 4:17 because that's not enough time for me to get back to sleep before I have to get up for work <cite>BigMommyMilkers posted [p:961712696] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>Mad that she woke me up at 4:17 because that's not enough time for me to get back to sleep before I have to get up for work </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MurderousNomad 01/13/22 11:00:59 AM #28:	BigMommyMilkers posted... Mad that she woke me up at 4:17 because that's not enough time for me to get back to sleep before I have to get up for work Oh, its 4:17? Nevermind then. Id probably kick them in the face. --- A b**** is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on nature. Nature is a dog. Trees have bark. And nature is beautiful, so thanks. <cite>MurderousNomad posted [p:961712708] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>BigMommyMilkers posted... </cite> <quote>Mad that she woke me up at 4:17 because that's not enough time for me to get back to sleep before I have to get up for work</quote>Oh, its 4:17? Nevermind then. Id probably kick them in the face. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 01/13/22 5:13:12 PM #29:	MrToothHasYou posted... I tend to jolt/thrash when I wake up so probably accidentally kicking her and then being like what the hell I do that too sometimes. Also, hell no to any chick who thinks my nasty feet are something to get pervy about. <cite>garan posted [p:961722648] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>MrToothHasYou posted...</cite> <quote>I tend to jolt/thrash when I wake up so probably accidentally kicking her and then being like what the hell</quote> I do that too sometimes. Also, hell no to any chick who thinks my nasty feet are something to get pervy about.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 01/13/22 5:15:09 PM #30:	I probably panic, and hope the commotion doesn't wake up my wife. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:961722700] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>I probably panic, and hope the commotion doesn't wake up my wife. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 01/13/22 5:16:21 PM #31:	I don't have a foot fetish, but I'd be okay if my girlfriend had one - I guess. My feet are nasty though. I think I've broken nearly every toe at some point. If she were into ugly feet, I might have second thoughts about our relationship. <_< <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:961722726] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>I don't have a foot fetish, but I'd be okay if my girlfriend had one - I guess. My feet are nasty though. I think I've broken nearly every toe at some point. If she were into ugly feet, I might have second thoughts about our relationship. <_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 01/13/22 5:16:38 PM #32:	Wait a second, how did she take my socks off without waking me? <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:961722737] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>Wait a second, how did she take my socks off without waking me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/13/22 6:04:27 PM #33:	FortuneCookie posted... Wait a second, how did she take my socks off without waking me? Looks like she's done this before --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961724043] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite> <quote>Wait a second, how did she take my socks off without waking me?</quote>Looks like she's done this before </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 01/13/22 6:06:12 PM #34:	WingsOfGood posted... woah! anyways uhhh no thanks I'm good :/ --- Garbage poster extraordinaire <cite>Tappor posted [p:961724093] in Your react... [t:79848739]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote> </quote>woah! anyways uhhh no thanks I'm good :/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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