Current Events > Woman gets ruler tattoo to measure penis sizes before sex

Topic List	Page List: 1, 2
Lebronwon 02/04/22 11:09:24 AM #1:	https://nypost.com/2022/02/04/mom-gets-ruler-tattoo-to-measure-penis-sizes-before-sex/ This British woman believes size matters and shes got a new tattoo to prove it. Tracy Kiss, 34, stunned family and friends after having a ruler tattoo inked down her forearm so she could accurately measure the length of her prospective partners penises. The sex-minded mom who has a 14-year-old daughter told Jam Press that shes looking for a well-endowed boyfriend, and her new body art is a practical design and tool to enhance my life. The tattoo does not include any numbers, instead featuring pretty dots that are spaced an inch apart up Kiss arm. As it doesnt have numbers, its actually rather discreet and allows me to innocently reach up to stroke a mans stomach whilst taking a glance at my arm alongside it to count the inches, the creative blonde exclaimed. Its something people may not think about when shaking my hand and wont look out of place in a nursing home when Im 90 but will always put a smile on my face and twinkle in my eye, she further enthused. Kiss who said she has a high libido and once had sex 11 times in a day said knowing a partners size is important to her. Im a woman who enjoys pleasure, body confidence and intimacy and feel that women have just as much right as men to speak honestly about sexual encounters, she declared. Its not all about size, its what you do with it and how your partner makes you feel when building an intimate connection, but for those who enjoy finer details it really is the cherry on the cake for me! Kiss teenage daughter initially believed the tattoo was designed to measure bananas and cucumbers before she finally clocked what the erotic inking was actually for. My daughter is at an age now where she realizes my cheeky sense of humor and picks up on adult jokes which shed missed before, Kiss stated. And while her child may not mind the raunchy inking, Kiss friends are less enamored. My friends think my new tattoo is a little outrageous I doubt theyll be lining up to get their own rulers inked anytime soon, but each to their own, whatever floats your boat! Kiss says the tattoo has other practical uses and recently came in handy while helping her mom pick out a new garden pot. My mom remarked at how handy it was to have a tattoo that could be used as a ruler. I smiled at her and said what a coincidence! Her new pots look lovely, she chuckled. Kiss has more than 70 other tattoos, and may soon add an extra inking so that she can measure a mans girth. I am rather tempted to add some dots from my thumb to my index finger to measure girth at the same time but Im not sure if it would be too obvious what Im doing, she stated. I guess it all depends on where somebody is looking when I whip it out to count! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/0/AAd-UUAAC4wO.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/1/AAd-UUAAC4wP.jpg --- Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7 <cite>Lebronwon posted [p:962359669] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>https://nypost.com/2022/02/04/mom-gets-ruler-tattoo-to-measure-penis-sizes-before-sex/ This British woman believes size matters and shes got a new tattoo to prove it. Tracy Kiss, 34, stunned family and friends after having a ruler tattoo inked down her forearm so she could accurately measure the length of her prospective partners penises. The sex-minded mom who has a 14-year-old daughter told Jam Press that shes looking for a well-endowed boyfriend, and her new body art is a practical design and tool to enhance my life. The tattoo does not include any numbers, instead featuring pretty dots that are spaced an inch apart up Kiss arm. As it doesnt have numbers, its actually rather discreet and allows me to innocently reach up to stroke a mans stomach whilst taking a glance at my arm alongside it to count the inches, the creative blonde exclaimed. Its something people may not think about when shaking my hand and wont look out of place in a nursing home when Im 90 but will always put a smile on my face and twinkle in my eye, she further enthused. Kiss who said she has a high libido and once had sex 11 times in a day said knowing a partners size is important to her. Im a woman who enjoys pleasure, body confidence and intimacy and feel that women have just as much right as men to speak honestly about sexual encounters, she declared. Its not all about size, its what you do with it and how your partner makes you feel when building an intimate connection, but for those who enjoy finer details it really is the cherry on the cake for me! Kiss teenage daughter initially believed the tattoo was designed to measure bananas and cucumbers before she finally clocked what the erotic inking was actually for. My daughter is at an age now where she realizes my cheeky sense of humor and picks up on adult jokes which shed missed before, Kiss stated. And while her child may not mind the raunchy inking, Kiss friends are less enamored. My friends think my new tattoo is a little outrageous I doubt theyll be lining up to get their own rulers inked anytime soon, but each to their own, whatever floats your boat! Kiss says the tattoo has other practical uses and recently came in handy while helping her mom pick out a new garden pot. My mom remarked at how handy it was to have a tattoo that could be used as a ruler. I smiled at her and said what a coincidence! Her new pots look lovely, she chuckled. Kiss has more than 70 other tattoos, and may soon add an extra inking so that she can measure a mans girth. I am rather tempted to add some dots from my thumb to my index finger to measure girth at the same time but Im not sure if it would be too obvious what Im doing, she stated. I guess it all depends on where somebody is looking when I whip it out to count! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/0/AAd-UUAAC4wO.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/1/AAd-UUAAC4wP.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 02/04/22 11:11:14 AM #2:	I get a little hash mark on my inner thigh every year even with the ball bag to see how long theyre getting --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:962359708] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>I get a little hash mark on my inner thigh every year even with the ball bag to see how long theyre getting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 02/04/22 11:11:34 AM #3:	She is a threat to society --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:962359717] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>She is a threat to society </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 02/04/22 11:14:25 AM #4:	My wife says 5 inches is the optimal length! --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:962359789] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>My wife says 5 inches is the optimal length!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 02/04/22 11:14:46 AM #5:	Well her reason is pretty vain and silly but honestly a ruler tattoo is probably one of the most utilitarian tattoos you could get. --- "if i was a woman i would mail kyle rittenhouse my panties." ~ledbowman "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:962359799] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Well her reason is pretty vain and silly but honestly a ruler tattoo is probably one of the most utilitarian tattoos you could get. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 02/04/22 11:14:52 AM #6:	Is that the daughter in the upper right picture? He face just reads "Christ, my mom's a such a skank..." <cite>Esrac posted [p:962359804] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Is that the daughter in the upper right picture? He face just reads "Christ, my mom's a such a skank..." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 02/04/22 11:15:30 AM #7:	Shes hot as fuck --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:962359811] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Shes hot as fuck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Michael_Booth 02/04/22 11:15:43 AM #8:	Caption for 2nd picture: "How'd this woman become my mom?" <cite>Michael_Booth posted [p:962359815] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Caption for 2nd picture: "How'd this woman become my mom?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
General-Secura 02/04/22 11:16:28 AM #9:	Esrac posted... Is that the daughter in the upper right picture? He face just reads "Christ, my mom's a such a skank..." That's the facial expression of someone who can't wait to throw their parent in a retirement home and never see them again. <cite>General-Secura posted [p:962359832] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Esrac posted... </cite> <quote>Is that the daughter in the upper right picture? He face just reads "Christ, my mom's a such a skank..."</quote>That's the facial expression of someone who can't wait to throw their parent in a retirement home and never see them again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 02/04/22 11:18:20 AM #10:	The fact it goes all the way to her elbow is kinda.. fucked. How big does she think penis' get? --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:962359864] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>The fact it goes all the way to her elbow is kinda.. fucked. How big does she think penis' get? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 02/04/22 11:18:24 AM #11:	couldn't she have just done 6 inches instead of 2 foot? the rest used for dip sticking or somethin? --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:962359868] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>couldn't she have just done 6 inches instead of 2 foot? the rest used for dip sticking or somethin? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sunhawk 02/04/22 11:18:42 AM #12:	That's actually pretty original. It bothers me, however, that she has maybe 12 or 14 big dots on her arm. Does she think lots of men have huge penises? --- It has been 0 days since something interesting happened. Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me. <cite>Sunhawk posted [p:962359878] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>That's actually pretty original. It bothers me, however, that she has maybe 12 or 14 big dots on her arm. Does she think lots of men have huge penises? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
General-Secura 02/04/22 11:19:05 AM #13:	Lokison posted... The fact it goes all the way to her elbow is kinda.. fucked. How big does she think penis' get? Maybe she's planning a visit to a local horse stable. <cite>General-Secura posted [p:962359889] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Lokison posted... </cite> <quote>The fact it goes all the way to her elbow is kinda.. fucked. How big does she think penis' get?</quote>Maybe she's planning a visit to a local horse stable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 02/04/22 11:20:42 AM #14:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:962359928] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkProto05 02/04/22 11:22:14 AM #15:	I don't see a problem with women judging men's bodies when choosing a partner. For whatever reason and in any way, shape, or form. Also, they don't have a say when men are picky about their bodies when choosing a partner. --- Alpha Sapphire FC: 2552 5569 3267 <cite>DarkProto05 posted [p:962359957] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>I don't see a problem with women judging men's bodies when choosing a partner. For whatever reason and in any way, shape, or form. Also, they don't have a say when men are picky about their bodies when choosing a partner. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePieReborn 02/04/22 11:22:18 AM #16:	D: --- Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire! <cite>ThePieReborn posted [p:962359961] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>D: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 02/04/22 11:22:22 AM #17:	I'm 5'8" and my dick is small. --- The Handsomest Man in O-Town. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:962359962] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>I'm 5'8" and my dick is small. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 02/04/22 11:24:29 AM #18:	BuckVanHammer posted... couldn't she have just done 6 inches instead of 2 foot? the rest used for dip sticking or somethin? I mean rulers aren't just for measuring dick sizes --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:962360013] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>BuckVanHammer posted... </cite> <quote>couldn't she have just done 6 inches instead of 2 foot? the rest used for dip sticking or somethin?</quote>I mean rulers aren't just for measuring dick sizes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OudeGeuze 02/04/22 11:28:13 AM #19:	This is some advanced thottery <cite>OudeGeuze posted [p:962360086] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>This is some advanced thottery </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 02/04/22 11:29:28 AM #20:	that poor kid, gonna get bullied relentlessly over this --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:962360111] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>that poor kid, gonna get bullied relentlessly over this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 02/04/22 11:53:18 AM #21:	All I can say is atleast her daughter in high school knows NOT to be a THOT like her mother clearly is, not at all surprised its another SMS either. Hope the daughter finds a good dude ASAP so she can change her last name and distance herself from the family shame(her mother). --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:962360694] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>All I can say is atleast her daughter in high school knows NOT to be a THOT like her mother clearly is, not at all surprised its another SMS either. Hope the daughter finds a good dude ASAP so she can change her last name and distance herself from the family shame(her mother). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 02/04/22 11:55:34 AM #22:	Theres nothing i can say that her daughters face hasnt already --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:962360754] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Theres nothing i can say that her daughters face hasnt already </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 02/04/22 11:57:05 AM #23:	masterpug53 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:962360790] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>masterpug53 posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Dan_Haren 02/04/22 11:59:34 AM #24:	Pretty genius tbh and useful in everyday life. <cite>The_Dan_Haren posted [p:962360859] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Pretty genius tbh and useful in everyday life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 02/04/22 11:59:43 AM #25:	doesn't skin... stretch and stuff? --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:962360863] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>doesn't skin... stretch and stuff? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carlbertomfg 02/04/22 12:00:19 PM #26:	masterpug53 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg lmao --- TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:962360879] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>masterpug53 posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg</quote>lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 02/04/22 12:02:00 PM #27:	If you care that much, why not just carry around a ruler or tape measure and tell the dude you gonna measure him before sex and if he is small he isn't getting it? <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:962360928] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>If you care that much, why not just carry around a ruler or tape measure and tell the dude you gonna measure him before sex and if he is small he isn't getting it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 02/04/22 12:04:00 PM #28:	masterpug53 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg lmao --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:962360978] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>masterpug53 posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg</quote>lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 02/04/22 12:05:00 PM #29:	Welp i guess i wont be dating her. 5 inches wouldnt be enough to satisfy her if she has 14 inches on her arm. --- If you can see this message it's a wonder why it hasn't been modded yet by the snowflakes. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:962361005] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Welp i guess i wont be dating her. 5 inches wouldnt be enough to satisfy her if she has 14 inches on her arm. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrToothHasYou 02/04/22 12:05:15 PM #30:	WingsOfGood posted... If you care that much, why not just carry around a ruler or tape measure and tell the dude you gonna measure him before sex and if he is small he isn't getting it? Well, assuming she prefers a certain size, you dont necessarily want the guy to know in advance that youre gonna do it because he might get gun-shy. Its like putting blinders on a horse, you dont want em to get spooked. --- An Injury to One is an Injury to All https://iww.org/ <cite>MrToothHasYou posted [p:962361013] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>If you care that much, why not just carry around a ruler or tape measure and tell the dude you gonna measure him before sex and if he is small he isn't getting it?</quote>Well, assuming she prefers a certain size, you dont necessarily want the guy to know in advance that youre gonna do it because he might get gun-shy. Its like putting blinders on a horse, you dont want em to get spooked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 02/04/22 12:06:20 PM #31:	MrToothHasYou posted... Well, assuming she prefers a certain size, you dont necessarily want the guy to know in advance that youre gonna do it because he might get gun-shy. Its like putting blinders on a horse, you dont want em to get spooked. So you do foreplay and then tell him he is too small, get out of here. That is even stupider. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:962361038] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>MrToothHasYou posted... </cite> <quote>Well, assuming she prefers a certain size, you dont necessarily want the guy to know in advance that youre gonna do it because he might get gun-shy. Its like putting blinders on a horse, you dont want em to get spooked.</quote> So you do foreplay and then tell him he is too small, get out of here. That is even stupider. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scorsese2002 02/04/22 12:07:47 PM #32:	Damn, how deep has that hole been bored? --- https://www.twitch.tv/dtake86 <cite>Scorsese2002 posted [p:962361076] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Damn, how deep has that hole been bored?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 02/04/22 12:14:24 PM #33:	Also this doesnt account for girth. Do you guys think most women would prefer a 5 incher with 5.5 girth or a 14 incher with 2 girth --- If you can see this message it's a wonder why it hasn't been modded yet by the snowflakes. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:962361233] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Also this doesnt account for girth. Do you guys think most women would prefer a 5 incher with 5.5 girth or a 14 incher with 2 girth </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 02/04/22 12:15:12 PM #34:	Scorsese2002 posted... Damn, how deep has that hole been bored? She did have sex 11 times in one day it claims, how much of a hoe do you think she is being proud to let that be known. Hell look at how her daughter looks at her in disgust showing how low class her mother is. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:962361258] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Scorsese2002 posted... </cite> <quote>Damn, how deep has that hole been bored?</quote>She did have sex 11 times in one day it claims, how much of a hoe do you think she is being proud to let that be known. Hell look at how her daughter looks at her in disgust showing how low class her mother is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ECW_Originals12 02/04/22 12:28:21 PM #35:	masterpug53 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg <cite>ECW_Originals12 posted [p:962361577] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>masterpug53 posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 02/04/22 12:30:14 PM #36:	Grimes already did this --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:962361624] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Grimes already did this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackMcCoy 02/04/22 12:30:29 PM #37:	Once you go black... --- Forever justice <cite>BlackMcCoy posted [p:962361631] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Once you go black... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReaperCloud 02/04/22 12:33:02 PM #38:	Esrac posted... Is that the daughter in the upper right picture? He face just reads "Christ, my mom's a such a skank..." --- "You can't make a choice, if you don't really know what all the choices are...can you?" - Sam Silver <cite>ReaperCloud posted [p:962361700] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Esrac posted... </cite> <quote>Is that the daughter in the upper right picture? He face just reads "Christ, my mom's a such a skank..."</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 02/04/22 12:51:07 PM #39:	That has got to be one of the dumbest tattoos someone can get. <cite>ZannoL posted [p:962362174] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>That has got to be one of the dumbest tattoos someone can get. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 02/04/22 12:53:16 PM #40:	ZannoL posted... That has got to be one of the dumbest tattoos someone can get. No worse then the one with the octopus tentacles tattooed onto her crotch. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:962362216] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>ZannoL posted... </cite> <quote>That has got to be one of the dumbest tattoos someone can get.</quote>No worse then the one with the octopus tentacles tattooed onto her crotch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JuanCarlos1 02/04/22 12:55:59 PM #41:	So is she expecting to find someone who measures up to the tattoo? Thats like 20 inches? --- Mas dicen, que en las dimensiones de nuestro ser... hay muchos detalles por conocer... <cite>JuanCarlos1 posted [p:962362269] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>So is she expecting to find someone who measures up to the tattoo? Thats like 20 inches? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 02/04/22 12:56:48 PM #42:	Plastic face. Bolt-ons. Covered in tats. So loose that can only feel anything over 6 inches. --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:962362283] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Plastic face. Bolt-ons. Covered in tats. So loose that can only feel anything over 6 inches. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 02/04/22 12:58:25 PM #43:	JuanCarlos1 posted... So is she expecting to find someone who measures up to the tattoo? Thats like 20 inches? I'm pretty sure she is just doing all this for attention. Isn't she the same person who made a huge announcement about how she drinks semen for her skin despite the fact that there's very little evidence it does anything beneficial? <cite>ZannoL posted [p:962362316] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>JuanCarlos1 posted... </cite> <quote>So is she expecting to find someone who measures up to the tattoo? Thats like 20 inches?</quote>I'm pretty sure she is just doing all this for attention. Isn't she the same person who made a huge announcement about how she drinks semen for her skin despite the fact that there's very little evidence it does anything beneficial? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 02/04/22 1:01:15 PM #44:	Well I'm depressed now. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:962362368] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Well I'm depressed now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cardgum 02/04/22 1:02:35 PM #45:	Size does matter ;) https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/5/AAfM3BAAC4xP.jpg --- 509 Bandwidth Limit Exceeded (mega.co.nz) <cite>cardgum posted [p:962362397] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Size does matter ;) https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/5/AAfM3BAAC4xP.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReaperCloud 02/04/22 1:08:21 PM #46:	DirkDiggles posted... Plastic face. Bolt-ons. Covered in tats. So loose that can only feel anything over 6 inches. You're giving her the benefit of the doubt. Seeing how long her tattoo is, I'm guessing she'd need at least 12 inches to feel anything. It's women like this where the old expression "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway" hits the mark. --- "You can't make a choice, if you don't really know what all the choices are...can you?" - Sam Silver <cite>ReaperCloud posted [p:962362517] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>DirkDiggles posted... </cite> <quote>Plastic face. Bolt-ons. Covered in tats. So loose that can only feel anything over 6 inches.</quote> You're giving her the benefit of the doubt. Seeing how long her tattoo is, I'm guessing she'd need at least 12 inches to feel anything. It's women like this where the old expression "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway" hits the mark. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
#47	Post #47 was unavailable or deleted.
darkprince45 02/04/22 1:10:08 PM #48:	We really shaming women for liking penis in this topic? --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:962362572] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>We really shaming women for liking penis in this topic? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carlbertomfg 02/04/22 1:13:19 PM #49:	darkprince45 posted... We really shaming women for liking penis in this topic? I can't think of anything more disgusting, honestly. --- TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:962362667] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>darkprince45 posted... </cite> <quote>We really shaming women for liking penis in this topic?</quote>I can't think of anything more disgusting, honestly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 02/04/22 1:16:02 PM #50:	Michael_Booth posted... Caption for 2nd picture: "How'd this woman become my mom?" I think it's very, very obvious how that happened. I mean it would be even for an average mom, since there's only two ways someone can become a mom and you'd usually be told by that age if you were adopted, but in this case there's zero doubt. --- I contend that we are both atrumblists. I just believe in one less Trumble than you. <cite>Trumble posted [p:962362734] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Michael_Booth posted... </cite> <quote>Caption for 2nd picture: "How'd this woman become my mom?"</quote>I think it's very, very obvious how that happened. I mean it would be even for an average mom, since there's only two ways someone can become a mom and you'd usually be told by that age if you were adopted, but in this case there's zero doubt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List	Page List: 1, 2

Current Events > Woman gets ruler tattoo to measure penis sizes before sex (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Woman gets ruler tattoo to measure penis sizes before sex