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Esrac 02/04/22 1:19:10 PM #51:	Trumble posted... I think it's very, very obvious how that happened. I mean it would be even for an average mom, since there's only two ways someone can become a mom and you'd usually be told by that age if you were adopted, but in this case there's zero doubt. What are the odds the father is in the picture? <cite>Esrac posted [p:962362810] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>I think it's very, very obvious how that happened. I mean it would be even for an average mom, since there's only two ways someone can become a mom and you'd usually be told by that age if you were adopted, but in this case there's zero doubt.</quote> What are the odds the father is in the picture? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 02/04/22 1:19:18 PM #52:	DirkDiggles posted... Plastic face. Bolt-ons. Covered in tats. So loose that can only feel anything over 6 inches. that's not how vaginas work tho --- Playing: Prey; Dead Cells I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:962362817] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>DirkDiggles posted... </cite> <quote>Plastic face. Bolt-ons. Covered in tats. So loose that can only feel anything over 6 inches.</quote> that's not how vaginas work tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CelestialVoices 02/04/22 1:20:12 PM #53:	that's hilarious --- ginger ale is lit http://www.last.fm/user/pinkfloydrulez <cite>CelestialVoices posted [p:962362841] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>that's hilarious</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 02/04/22 1:20:15 PM #54:	an underrated hentai tag, to be sure --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://i.imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/N43HJYv.jpg <cite>FL81 posted [p:962362844] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>an underrated hentai tag, to be sure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awards 02/04/22 1:20:57 PM #55:	Holy shit she is plastic and nasty looking <cite>Awards posted [p:962362866] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Holy shit she is plastic and nasty looking </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raikuro 02/04/22 1:21:49 PM #56:	Wouldn't those nails throw the measurements off <cite>Raikuro posted [p:962362893] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't those nails throw the measurements off </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 02/04/22 1:23:26 PM #57:	she could have saved some money and bought an actual ruler. also, gotta love that picture where the daughter's facial expression is like "eww mom, you're such a slut!!" lmao <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:962362926] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>she could have saved some money and bought an actual ruler. also, gotta love that picture where the daughter's facial expression is like "eww mom, you're such a slut!!" lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 02/04/22 1:24:02 PM #58:	Esrac posted... What are the odds the father is in the picture? Zero. And probably close to the same that his identity isn't even known. And realistically, probably close to the same that he'd give a shit if he did know. --- I contend that we are both atrumblists. I just believe in one less Trumble than you. <cite>Trumble posted [p:962362940] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Esrac posted... </cite> <quote>What are the odds the father is in the picture?</quote>Zero. And probably close to the same that his identity isn't even known. And realistically, probably close to the same that he'd give a shit if he did know. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
What_ 02/04/22 1:30:32 PM #59:	This is The most permanently passive aggressive thing I could ever imagine someone doing <cite>What_ posted [p:962363057] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>This is The most permanently passive aggressive thing I could ever imagine someone doing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlockWatcher 02/04/22 1:31:01 PM #60:	averagejoel posted... doesn't skin... stretch and stuff? Not Hers --- 1 John 2: 15-17 <cite>BlockWatcher posted [p:962363063] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>averagejoel posted... </cite> <quote>doesn't skin... stretch and stuff?</quote>Not Hers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DUKLegend 02/04/22 1:44:46 PM #61:	Give it like 2-3 more years and this woman will be in the headlines for sleeping with her daughter's underage boyfriend. <cite>DUKLegend posted [p:962363421] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Give it like 2-3 more years and this woman will be in the headlines for sleeping with her daughter's underage boyfriend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 02/04/22 2:16:54 PM #62:	The problem with this is similar to turning on an FPS counter. You risk paying too much attention to the number instead of the action. --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://i.imgur.com/ZkQRDsR.png - https://i.imgur.com/2x2gtgP.jpg <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:962364207] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>The problem with this is similar to turning on an FPS counter. You risk paying too much attention to the number instead of the action. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shishiwakamaru 02/04/22 2:19:08 PM #63:	masterpug53 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg first thing I noticed --- You've got to change your evil ways <cite>Shishiwakamaru posted [p:962364262] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>masterpug53 posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg</quote> first thing I noticed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mybbqrules 02/04/22 3:42:50 PM #64:	DirkDiggles posted... Plastic face. Bolt-ons. Covered in tats. So loose that can only feel anything over 6 inches. The beestung lips, plastic face, obviously fake tits, and tons of tats always screams to me "I have more baggage than the Atlanta airport". --- Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021. <cite>mybbqrules posted [p:962366292] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>DirkDiggles posted... </cite> <quote>Plastic face. Bolt-ons. Covered in tats. So loose that can only feel anything over 6 inches.</quote>The beestung lips, plastic face, obviously fake tits, and tons of tats always screams to me "I have more baggage than the Atlanta airport". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awards 02/04/22 3:47:34 PM #65:	mybbqrules posted... The beestung lips, plastic face, obviously fake tits, and tons of tats always screams to me "I have more baggage than the Atlanta airport". Yup. darkprince45 posted... Shes hot as fuck Bruh do you not have standards? <cite>Awards posted [p:962366407] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>mybbqrules posted... </cite> <quote>The beestung lips, plastic face, obviously fake tits, and tons of tats always screams to me "I have more baggage than the Atlanta airport".</quote>Yup. darkprince45 posted... </cite> <quote>Shes hot as fuck</quote>Bruh do you not have standards? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 02/04/22 3:49:09 PM #66:	post a pic of you --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:962366448] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>post a pic of you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 02/04/22 3:50:24 PM #67:	masterpug53 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg I was waiting for someone to do this --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:962366477] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>masterpug53 posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg</quote> I was waiting for someone to do this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 02/04/22 3:50:36 PM #68:	Lokison posted... The fact it goes all the way to her elbow is kinda.. fucked. How big does she think penis' get? Foreal. Just from my fingertip to the bottom of my hand is 7 inches. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:962366484] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Lokison posted... </cite> <quote>The fact it goes all the way to her elbow is kinda.. fucked. How big does she think penis' get?</quote> Foreal. Just from my fingertip to the bottom of my hand is 7 inches. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 02/04/22 4:07:12 PM #69:	Esrac posted... Is that the daughter in the upper right picture? He face just reads "Christ, my mom's a such a skank..." That stomach tattoo looks like shes got an erection --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:962366887] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Esrac posted... </cite> <quote>Is that the daughter in the upper right picture? He face just reads "Christ, my mom's a such a skank..."</quote>That stomach tattoo looks like shes got an erection </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Dan_Haren 02/04/22 4:21:10 PM #70:	Mom is hot, dunno what you guys are talking bout. I'd hit it. <cite>The_Dan_Haren posted [p:962367235] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Mom is hot, dunno what you guys are talking bout. I'd hit it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 02/04/22 4:25:24 PM #71:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/5/AAXm8_AAC4zb.jpg --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:962367346] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/5/AAXm8_AAC4zb.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 02/04/22 4:26:17 PM #72:	divot1338 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/5/AAXm8_AAC4zb.jpg Is that Hamburger Helper? --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:962367379] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/5/AAXm8_AAC4zb.jpg</quote> Is that Hamburger Helper? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 02/04/22 4:37:54 PM #73:	masterpug53 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg dammit now I screenshotted this girls face for nothing because you already posted it <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:962367649] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>masterpug53 posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg</quote>dammit now I screenshotted this girls face for nothing because you already posted it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Purple_Cheetah 02/04/22 4:43:55 PM #74:	There's 2 things that come to mind. 1, skin is pliable and sags eventually, so the calibration won't last. Eventually that guy with an 8 incher will become 7 or so and she'll call him a liar. 2, this could actually be fairly handy if you ever go to a store or something and want to measure out about 12-16 inches to see if an item will fit on a desk or space. <cite>Purple_Cheetah posted [p:962367826] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>There's 2 things that come to mind. 1, skin is pliable and sags eventually, so the calibration won't last. Eventually that guy with an 8 incher will become 7 or so and she'll call him a liar. 2, this could actually be fairly handy if you ever go to a store or something and want to measure out about 12-16 inches to see if an item will fit on a desk or space. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bshwalker 02/04/22 5:46:41 PM #75:	She looks like she smells like cheese <cite>bshwalker posted [p:962369495] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>She looks like she smells like cheese </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RIPVyseCity 02/04/22 5:49:44 PM #76:	lilORANG posted... My wife says 5 inches is the optimal length! That's what she tell me too! Our wives are the best! <cite>RIPVyseCity posted [p:962369576] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>lilORANG posted... </cite> <quote>My wife says 5 inches is the optimal length!</quote>That's what she tell me too! Our wives are the best! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 02/04/22 6:01:33 PM #77:	The_Dan_Haren posted... Mom is hot, dunno what you guys are talking bout. I'd hit it. You run a high chance of getting an STD seeing how big a hoe this woman is. The womans own daughter is disgusted by her so that itself speaks volumes. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:962369917] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>The_Dan_Haren posted... </cite> <quote>Mom is hot, dunno what you guys are talking bout. I'd hit it.</quote>You run a high chance of getting an STD seeing how big a hoe this woman is. The womans own daughter is disgusted by her so that itself speaks volumes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lebronwon 02/04/22 6:22:34 PM #78:	DUKLegend posted... Give it like 2-3 more years and this woman will be in the headlines for sleeping with her daughter's underage boyfriend. Well this is how she was 2 years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7RQ1ZYvCtg --- Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7 <cite>Lebronwon posted [p:962370424] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>DUKLegend posted... </cite> <quote>Give it like 2-3 more years and this woman will be in the headlines for sleeping with her daughter's underage boyfriend.</quote> Well this is how she was 2 years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7RQ1ZYvCtg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 02/04/22 6:34:23 PM #79:	Lebronwon posted... Well this is how she was 2 years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7RQ1ZYvCtg Extremely stupid person <cite>ZannoL posted [p:962370676] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Lebronwon posted... </cite> <quote>Well this is how she was 2 years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7RQ1ZYvCtg</quote>Extremely stupid person </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 02/04/22 6:35:40 PM #80:	She was more attractive 2 years ago. But still stupid it seems. Seems like a way to try and disguise the fact she loves guzzling cum. --- If you can see this message it's a wonder why it hasn't been modded yet by the snowflakes. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:962370716] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>She was more attractive 2 years ago. But still stupid it seems. Seems like a way to try and disguise the fact she loves guzzling cum. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 02/04/22 8:19:00 PM #81:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Is that Hamburger Helper? LOL! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:962373193] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>Is that Hamburger Helper?</quote>LOL! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KBGiantsfan 02/04/22 8:19:23 PM #82:	lol --- PSN: KBGiantsfan My Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/kblunt420?feature=mhee <cite>KBGiantsfan posted [p:962373204] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StarDestroyer 02/04/22 8:23:10 PM #83:	She looks nasty <cite>StarDestroyer posted [p:962373302] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>She looks nasty </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 02/04/22 8:26:40 PM #84:	Garioshi posted... I mean rulers aren't just for measuring dick sizes Yeah, I'm sure her alternate use will be for construction projects around the home. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:962373388] in Woman gets... [t:79884063]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote>I mean rulers aren't just for measuring dick sizes</quote>Yeah, I'm sure her alternate use will be for construction projects around the home. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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