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dancing_cactuar
03/18/22 1:15:24 PM
#103:


I noticed that the question I posed at the start of the thread still wasn't answered which I interpret as him not even getting to Radahn yet. I'm eagerly anticipating Radahn breaking Champion Gundyr's record. Him or Melania.

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DeadBankerDream
03/18/22 1:18:13 PM
#104:


Phil has already said that he listened to at least three PRO LEVEL SOULS STREAMERS and they all said that you should play how you want on your first playthrough, so now that he has permission to play video games the way he wants from the givers of permission, he'll use ash summons if he feels like it.

I dunno how summoning works in Elden Ring, haven't played it, but I if they're anything as useful as in other Souls games I imagine there won't be a Ludwig or Gundyr situation in ER.

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g0ldie
03/19/22 12:07:50 AM
#105:


dancing_cactuar posted...
I noticed that the question I posed at the start of the thread still wasn't answered which I interpret as him not even getting to Radahn yet. I'm eagerly anticipating Radahn breaking Champion Gundyr's record. Him or Melania.
I'm surprised that he beat Radahn on his first try, and said that he was easy.

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KayfabeTactics
03/20/22 2:06:18 AM
#106:


https://youtu.be/AgAFXcqKm00

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DeadBankerDream
03/20/22 2:46:13 AM
#107:


https://youtu.be/Gkky7B7EBB8

Phil has a psychotic meltdown over people boycotting Hogwarts Legacy, goes on an overly long rant about people being idiots for refusing to talk about a game for moral reasons, has absolutely no understanding of how supporting creators work, says "she didn't make the game". Doesn't comprehend that anything with the HP name on it makes her money.

Essentially HP Legacy might be good so its wrong to dismiss it. It's not like there's more good games than you could play in 20 lifetimes and there's nothing wrong with having a moral stance to disregard one of them.

He goes on several stupid tangents, including briefly mentioning Woody Allen, which I assume means he think you should financially support people who do icky things with children if you like their art. "Durrr spatagate da artist from derr arts!"

Also the video has huge amounts of fencesitting transphobia because he can't take a political position ever, except when he constantly does it without realizing it.

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Nazanir
03/20/22 4:33:33 AM
#108:


https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1504620321822846986?t=sDzrgyZrUfGETbxQvzcmJw&s=19

Still angry at Street Fighter V.

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BlackBlueButts
03/20/22 5:10:15 AM
#109:


So spoilers for Elden Ring if you hadn't played it, it's about a boss

General Radahn, the hyped up demigod that was the bane of player's existence. He'd snipe you, home in with magic and crush you underneath his giant swords. Phil's chat was calling him the next Ludwig, the final test of his gaming career. Then Phil beats him first try after summoning like 7 characters to draw aggro away. Phil is understandably confused and underwhelmed because people hyped it up so much, he was prepared for a long fight. Then he learns the fight was nerfed and started ranting about casual gamers needing a crutch, and FromSoftware for daring to take away this amazing boss battle from him.


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DevilZhouYu
03/20/22 10:41:13 AM
#110:


BlackBlueButts posted...
So spoilers for Elden Ring if you hadn't played it, it's about a boss

General Radahn, the hyped up demigod that was the bane of player's existence. He'd snipe you, home in with magic and crush you underneath his giant swords. Phil's chat was calling him the next Ludwig, the final test of his gaming career. Then Phil beats him first try after summoning like 7 characters to draw aggro away. Phil is understandably confused and underwhelmed because people hyped it up so much, he was prepared for a long fight. Then he learns the fight was nerfed and started ranting about casual gamers needing a crutch, and FromSoftware for daring to take away this amazing boss battle from him.
Just...I just...

The self-awareness. It's been said so many times, and yet DSP is the gift that keeps on giving.

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DeadBankerDream
03/21/22 12:34:25 PM
#111:


I haven't played Elden Ring or followed coverage of it, so I dunno any of this stuff, but am I correct in assuming that the denizens of the interwebs who were labelling this Raubahn guy as "kind of hard" were people who did not summon 43 AI NPCs to help fight him?

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BlackBlueButts
03/21/22 4:06:13 PM
#112:


DeadBankerDream posted...
I haven't played Elden Ring or followed coverage of it, so I dunno any of this stuff, but am I correct in assuming that the denizens of the interwebs who were labelling this Raubahn guy as "kind of hard" were people who did not summon 43 AI NPCs to help fight him?
Even with all that he was supposedly a challenge.

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DeadBankerDream
03/21/22 4:19:11 PM
#113:


Ah, so the nerf is actually substantial?

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BlackBlueButts
03/22/22 4:48:31 AM
#114:


Phil thinks that his detractors must be earning money off tihydp and troll videos, that's the only way that he can see them continue to make them!

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Nazanir
03/23/22 3:11:29 PM
#115:


BlackBlueButts posted...
Phil thinks that his detractors must be earning money off tihydp and troll videos, that's the only way that he can see them continue to make them!
If you take a minute or two you can see most detractors don't offer ways to give them moneu, and their channels are too small for monitization.

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BlackBlueButts
03/24/22 2:21:42 AM
#116:


Phil got triggered when someone suggested not carrying bags but to use his hand cart for groceries.

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Nazanir
03/24/22 6:37:00 AM
#117:


BlackBlueButts posted...
Phil got triggered when someone suggested not carrying bags but to use his hand cart for groceries.
How the fuck is a simple (and good) suggestion like that so upsetting?

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Vyrulisse
03/24/22 5:18:05 PM
#118:


Nazanir posted...
How the fuck is a simple (and good) suggestion like that so upsetting?
Because Snort Burnell made fun of his noodle arms and the hand cart. Phil is always sensitive to people questioning his maturity or manhood.

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BlackBlueButts
03/24/22 5:29:21 PM
#119:


Bruh his noodle arms are wack as hell. How does a grown man have zero muscle on his arms?

DSP admits finally that he has no idea how the youtube algorithm works, even after being a youtuber for over a decade.

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DeadBankerDream
03/24/22 5:46:08 PM
#120:


I remember like half a year after his move to youtube his chat had to explain to him how much of a cut youtube takes from superchats.

He literally doesn't research anything about how to run his business. I'm honestly still shocked that he wasn't greedy enough to look up superchat cuts the minute he was making youtube his breadbasket again. Legit cannot believe his laziness beat out his greed.

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BlackBlueButts
03/24/22 8:06:29 PM
#121:


Phew, another hour long rant about how youtube screwed him and trolls messed up his life.

People were asking him to start elden ring because the pre stream was 2 hours long at that point. Just an hour left of actual gameplay.

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ReaperCloud
03/24/22 8:46:18 PM
#122:


A 2 hour prestream of DSP listening to himself talk since he's that egotistical...

And yet there are those who will listen to every damn minute of it.

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BlackBlueButts
03/25/22 6:04:12 PM
#123:


https://youtu.be/gH5F6wC7Y08

>says he doesn't laugh like ack ack ack
>It's a group think mentality dood
>shows off how he actually laughs
>ack ack ack

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Nintendo_Porn
03/27/22 7:11:10 AM
#124:


He still on that?

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Nazanir
03/27/22 10:07:59 AM
#125:


https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1507859705468633088?t=zaw5BkUBTp9TzRsUW7ut2Q&s=19

"Annoying camera"?

What Phil actually means that during the bossfight he decided to facetank while healing ans got destroyed.

And then ragequit thw game.

And Derich got banned again because someone was pretending to be the "real" Derich.

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DeadBankerDream
03/27/22 10:13:47 AM
#126:


I do think some Souls bosses have shitty cameras, but I've noticed when I watch TIHYDPs that Phil's interpretation of a bad camera is usually him backing up against a wall and the game expecting him to auto-correct instead of doing it for him.

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BlackBlueButts
03/27/22 4:30:48 PM
#127:


Nazanir posted...
And Derich got banned again because someone was pretending to be the "real" Derich.
Lmao

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Nazanir
03/28/22 2:56:30 AM
#128:


Phil actually called his birthday a holliday.

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dancing_cactuar
03/28/22 3:58:44 AM
#129:


>Decide to see why his Kirby gameplay is going at a snail's pace
>See him ranting about how they shoehorned Nintendo online and they're trying to get people to subscribe with the wise waddle dee
Imagine ranting about that when they not only already asked at the beginning if you want to connect your save file to online, but you can still see if you're missing any blueprints or not.

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DeadBankerDream
03/28/22 4:06:13 AM
#130:


https://youtu.be/Ffqrco_IrBQ

Holy shit.

He actually admitted that he plays mobile games and buys microtransactions.

Of course it's not champions and it's very cheap microtransactions.

But this is a clear position shift he for some reason felt like making from how he doesn't play mobile games because they're addictive and he promised his wife he wouldn't.

https://youtu.be/AgG2umehaEs

Phil calls potential/past viewers stupid for choosing how to spend their time and doing so in a way that isn't by watching him. Lots of people watched him play Elden Ring, but they won't watch him play Ghostwire Tokyo. How dare people watch streamers play games they are interested in and not watch them play whatever the fuck else?!

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dancing_cactuar
03/28/22 5:34:23 AM
#131:


Get ready to hear until the end of time how his tweet shitting on the academy for giving Will Smith Best Actor right after slapping Chris Rock and not pu ishing him at all WENT VIRAL DOOD.

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BlackBlueButts
03/28/22 7:22:45 PM
#132:


DSP is stubbornly resisting advice, even minor stuff like "make sure your videos are in the correct order". Know what he responded with?

"Uhhhhh, it's youtubes fault for fucking that up! Anyway you're supposed to watch it in the play list, I don't know why you'd click on the videos by themselves. It's your fault for doing something stupid like that."

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KayfabeTactics
03/28/22 8:16:56 PM
#133:


BlackBlueButts posted...
DSP is stubbornly resisting advice, even minor stuff like "make sure your videos are in the correct order". Know what he responded with?

"Uhhhhh, it's youtubes fault for fucking that up! Anyway you're supposed to watch it in the play list, I don't know why you'd click on the videos by themselves. It's your fault for doing something stupid like that."

yeah, said people didn't use YouTube right

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dancing_cactuar
03/28/22 9:00:20 PM
#134:


BlackBlueButts posted...
DSP is stubbornly resisting advice, even minor stuff like "make sure your videos are in the correct order". Know what he responded with?

"Uhhhhh, it's youtubes fault for fucking that up! Anyway you're supposed to watch it in the play list, I don't know why you'd click on the videos by themselves. It's your fault for doing something stupid like that."
To be fair, they are doing something stupid by clicking on raw Dave videos, but it would also be stupid if they watched them via the play list.

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Nazanir
03/29/22 11:29:13 AM
#135:


https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1508665025803653120?t=0a_jep-BbyZryDcJQHU11g&s=19

And Phil will do exactly nothing to retain the new followers.

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Slayer_22
03/29/22 11:30:13 AM
#136:


Nazanir posted...
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1508665025803653120?t=0a_jep-BbyZryDcJQHU11g&s=19

And Phil will do exactly nothing to retain the new followers.

Don't you love not being able to interact with people on twitter???

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MC_BatCommander
03/29/22 12:38:52 PM
#137:


Nazanir posted...
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1508665025803653120?t=0a_jep-BbyZryDcJQHU11g&s=19

And Phil will do exactly nothing to retain the new followers.

They're gonna hop on his stream, hear his disgusting snorts then never bother with his content ever again.

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BlackBlueButts
03/29/22 4:47:00 PM
#138:


https://mobile.twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1508311401453928448/

This is what he is getting a lot of attention over now.

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MC_BatCommander
03/29/22 4:47:38 PM
#139:


BlackBlueButts posted...
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1508311401453928448/

This is what he is getting a lot of attention over now.

Hey a broken clock lol

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DeadBankerDream
03/29/22 4:49:04 PM
#140:


BlackBlueButts posted...
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1508311401453928448/

This is what he is getting a lot of attention over now.
https://youtu.be/6qgKlmLer68

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BlackBlueButts
03/29/22 4:49:18 PM
#141:


Remember that came from the man who threatened to slap an 11 year old girl.

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BlackBlueButts
03/29/22 5:00:09 PM
#142:


Uhhhh dsp also admitted he doesn't even make the thumbnails for his videos. He has a "guy" that does it for free, never gets mentioned or thanked.

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DeadBankerDream
03/29/22 5:01:14 PM
#143:


I don't believe that at all.

He thought it sounded mature and adult to outsource creative work (lol), so he just said it.

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
03/30/22 8:35:05 AM
#144:


Never saw one of his actual live streams but recently I have looked more into him. So I'm still learning what there is to learn about this guy.... but one of the videos I was watching was like a "top 10 worst moments in 2017."

His old girlfriend was really really really cute. I have a crush. The one that flipped out during Kingdom Hearts or whatever.

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KayfabeTactics
03/30/22 9:16:44 AM
#145:


Panda Lee. He groomed her

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Nintendo_Porn
03/30/22 9:26:35 AM
#146:


Hats off to her - takes courage to get out of a toxic relationship.

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BlackBlueButts
03/30/22 5:29:53 PM
#147:


DSP says be prepared for the birthday decorations.

Still wild that a 40 year old man celebrates a birthday "week" alone.

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BlackBlueButts
03/30/22 10:43:56 PM
#148:


Dsp is still talking about his recent viral tweet. Dude is legit so proud of a Twitter post.

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Nazanir
03/31/22 1:22:09 AM
#149:


BlackBlueButts posted...
Dsp is still talking about his recent viral tweet. Dude is legit so proud of a Twitter post.
It's sad to realize that his biggest accomplishment is a single viral tweet.

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Balnazarr
03/31/22 2:44:58 AM
#150:


Whats sad is his cult think he's "badass" for that tweet.

https://preview.redd.it/3z6dlzt8ilq81.jpg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60cc8ca50a87c958fd58fb9f89834d70a8e34a33

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ReaperCloud
03/31/22 9:05:40 AM
#151:


BlackBlueButts posted...
Dsp is still talking about his recent viral tweet. Dude is legit so proud of a Twitter post.

Might as well give this to DSP. He will never have kids to be proud of...

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Nazanir
03/31/22 12:22:14 PM
#152:


https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1509076764626022401?t=IbqXULqNP7OPhl0zVu4q1Q&s=19

Referencing his viral tweet.

The moment is over Phil....

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