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Phil: You can't survive on ad revenue unless you pull millions of views, it's impossible!

Also Phil: Constantly eats out, buys expensive things, is neck deep in gatcha.

BlackBlueButts posted...

Also Phil: Constantly eats out...

Phills chat: Giggity.

*Pays 100$ to avoid ban*

Nintendo_Porn posted...

Wheres "let me solo her" when you need 'em? lol

He doesn't deserve such a legend carrying his deadweight ass through Malenia.

Malenia's doing a damn good job making him suffer.

LET HIM SUFFER.

Memberships dropped down to 398. He might actually weasel out of his own down the rabbit hole this way.

DevilZhouYu posted...

He doesn't deserve such a legend carrying his deadweight ass through Malenia.

Malenia's doing a damn good job making him suffer.

LET HIM SUFFER.

Rather than buy another monster hunter for pc (have world) I am really intrigued by elden ring after watching all the rage. Wanna wait till it goes on sale on steam. No way my skills have gotten as bad as phill's.

Nintendo_Porn posted...

Phills chat: Giggity.

*Pays 100$ to avoid ban*

This is the one thing I still can't wrap my head around. Why the fuck would you pay someone to unban you? I mean, if you don't want me there, bye bye. Maybe other people are more appreciative of my support. But if you don't want it, don't whine and bitch that your support is dwindling.

Why do people stay in toxic relationships?
Why do people stay in cults?

Once you understand that you get it - you don't like it, and are disgusted at all parties, but you get it.

Finally "remembered" his wedding anniversary, went and had Chinese takeout to celebrate.

BlackBlueButts posted...

Finally "remembered" his wedding anniversary, went and had Chinese takeout to celebrate.

Damn, Phil getting all fancy and shit.

bougie i tells ya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjusAS5CJW0&t

Basically what we knew already, Kat must have lost her job since he stopped talking about needing to balance around her schedule.

BlackBlueButts posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjusAS5CJW0&t

Basically what we knew already, Kat must have lost her job since he stopped talking about needing to balance around her schedule.

How the hell do you lose a retail job during an economical crisis? Did she shoot a customer or some shit?

Phil and Kat really deserve eachother.

Also:

Phil: I am not gonna release personal information.

Also Phil: releases personal information.

Nazanir posted...

How the hell do you lose a retail job during an economical crisis? Did she shoot a customer or some shit?

Phil and Kat really deserve eachother.

Also:

Phil: I am not gonna release personal information.

Also Phil: releases personal information.

>Kat quits

"Son- I mean husband, I lost my job. I got fired."

Probably how it went down.

Timbo Slice is back and tipping huge bucks again. I can not. He literally went bankrupt twice for DSP and still keeps tipping. Jesus.

Balnazarr posted...

Timbo Slice is back and tipping huge bucks again. I can not. He literally went bankrupt twice for DSP and still keeps tipping. Jesus.

It's really him? Not an impersonator?

Also, his DMs with wings on Twitter got leaked. He says "hello sir" every new paragraph.

BlackBlueButts posted...

It's really him? Not an impersonator?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/0/AAZroiAADM56.jpg

https://youtu.be/FMlxOCzHZiU

Phil doesn't know what Cinco de Mayo is a celebration of, asks his chat.

Chat correctly states that it celebrates resistance against the French. Phil tells them they're wrong.

Only phil is correct in his chat, even if he is wrong.

Also, he outright said he can see who donates on paypal because he sees their information, something he denied for the longest time. Loyal paypig Kevin Bernstein did a runner after that.

DeadBankerDream posted...

https://youtu.be/FMlxOCzHZiU

Phil doesn't know what Cinco de Mayo is a celebration of, asks his chat.

Chat correctly states that it celebrates resistance against the French. Phil tells them they're wrong.

Fuck me sideways. Being stupid ia one thing, being dense another. But how does your mind even work for shit like this?

He even bites his nails when he sees a black lego character.

Man that runs deep.

I'm not sure if it's because I clicked on one of his videos, but I saw something from one of his detectors recommended on YouTube.

it had a picture of his wife, her resume and the info included, like her city and phone number.

really creepy.

Nazanir posted...

He even bites his nails when he sees a black lego character.

Man that runs deep.

Yo wtf.

Why has nobody brought this up to him?

g0ldie posted...

I'm not sure if it's because I clicked on one of his videos, but I saw something from one of his detectors recommended on YouTube.

it had a picture of his wife, her resume and the info included, like her city and phone number.

really creepy.

You should see what kiwi dug up on the janke chick that tried to get chris chan to off themselves.

I legit fear those people.

Apparently DSP did another reaction to a Down the Rabbit Hole video. Not his own video. So now he's done 2 and dedicated himself to another reaction from that same channel.

He's obsessed with this channel.

Nintendo_Porn posted...

You should see what kiwi dug up on the janke chick that tried to get chris chan to off themselves.

I legit fear those people.

I know we all have a lot of personal info online, but it makes me really uneasy when people weaponize it.

especially strangers.

DeadBankerDream posted...

Apparently DSP did another reaction to a Down the Rabbit Hole video. Not his own video. So now he's done 2 and dedicated himself to another reaction from that same channel.

He's obsessed with this channel.

Well, DTRH is good shit - his video on deep blue is so facinating even though it's 2 hours long. Very few youtubers can keep you enraged like that explaining a new thing to you from the ground up.

Only other youtuber who i think can do this is summoning salt's speed run history vids.

g0ldie posted...

I know we all have a lot of personal info online, but it makes me really uneasy when people weaponize it.

especially strangers.

Yeah halfway through the stream he switched to reactionary content because of issues with Xbox Live (not like he doesn't have a PS5 or anything).

And this is not surprising, because it is minimal effort, even for him.

Oh my fucking God.

Someone superchatted saying to Phil that there are videos out there of him calling people gay and t-word (transgender slur) and Phil responded

"You realize the t-word is not a bad word right?, it's a normal word. T-word, transsexual, gay. You can say it. Stupid!"

He repeated it like 3 or 5 times.

https://youtu.be/I8hcdMSNVac

Zoya turned out to be snowkarl. Phil explodes and bans him and other chatters.

Word for word copied from the current stream schedule.

"Please note: Today my allergies were VERY bad leading me to feel under the weather, but I still pushed through it."

This fucker right here doesn't know shit about hardship.

Nazanir posted...

Word for word copied from the current stream schedule.

"Please note: Today my allergies were VERY bad leading me to feel under the weather, but I still pushed through it."

This fucker right here doesn't know shit about hardship.

Cut some slack! That man went through bankruptcy!

"I can't make you guys become members. I've provided a great many assets and perks as I can!"

This dude is legit delusional. He offers nothing and expects everything.

Of course Dave chooses the Dung Eater ending for Elden Ring, he doesn't want Ranni 'cause he has a wife dood, and Dung Eater allows him to indulge in his nasty scat fetish he probably has.

He's being tweeting harder than ever. He's being held afloat by 3 people and their alt accounts.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1523867804683816960?t=1jSci4T7PRvKkOV5RzLI0A&s=19

Every pay pig attend, this is not a drill!

Also, wtf is his new twitter profile picture?

I believe its his reaction content thumbnail.

His wwe stream got taken down.

Phil got a new webcam setup where he's using an HD cam, but it's in widescreen format so he looks absolutely tiny. When asked to crop the footage Phil says he can't do that because the version of OBS he's using is from like, 2019 or something, and in the before time of a couple of years ago, video recording software couldn't crop the footage.

Not because he's too lazy to learn anything about his business.

He also said that he will stream on his other channels if his current one gets limited because of copyright strikes from the wrestling streams, but people can't see their tip pop ups on those channels because he doesnt have streamlabs or whatever set up on them.

The dude has a fucking business degree. Has famously had issues with being excluded from platforms that he leverages for support to this day. But he can't take 10 minutes to set up the most basic of contingency plans should the worst happen.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1524527714463477760?t=aPazOw4ltt7hTKQYjjDKWQ&s=19

"2 hours of character creation."

Exciting content indeed.

Nazanir posted...

"2 hours of character creation."

Exciting content indeed.

https://youtu.be/e1zSVFh82MU

Professional streamer by the way.

Vyrulisse posted...

Professional streamer by the way.

He's just a Joe blow American guy like you! He's not one of those big streamers with the crazy set ups!

Also, frederik Knudsen made dsp react to one of his videos about a final fantasy cult, but dsp failed to have any awareness about the similarities between their abusive behaviour and his.

BlackBlueButts posted...

Also, frederik Knudsen made dsp react to one of his videos about a final fantasy cult, but dsp failed to have any awareness about the similarities between their abusive behaviour and his.

To the suprise of absolutely no one.

He is by far the least self aware persone I have ever come across.

can't stop laughing at some of the thumbnails detractors use in their dsp vids like
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/6/AAZV24AADOhw.jpg

Phil's playing Mirror's Edge, and true to form, he sucks.

Can't make a jump, figures it out and then complains the game never explained it. Except the game has a tutorial "chapter" explaining the movement system.

Nazanir posted...

Phil's playing Mirror's Edge, and true to form, he sucks.

Can't make a jump, figures it out and then complains the game never explained it. Except the game has a tutorial "chapter" explaining the movement system.

That's a DSP Special, he will ignore any and all tutorials then complain how the game doesn't tell you anything. It even happens during the rare times he pays attention. Actual Goldfish Memory.

Vyrulisse posted...

That's a DSP Special, he will ignore any and all tutorials then complain how the game doesn't tell you anything. It even happens during the rare times he pays attention. Actual Goldfish Memory.

It's that thing that grabbed me in the first place when I started watching tihydps. Watching him ignore any tutorials and pop up messages and whatnot and him complaining about the game actively trying to fuck him a minute later will never not be funny to me.

tfw I didn't notice that the 100% a lie youtube account went down until today
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/2/AAZroiAADOqc.jpg
So many fantastic clips are all gone now.

Aw man it's gone? That was great.