Current Events > DSPGaming General Twenty Five: Gout Herder

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There's still a teaspoon of milk in that udder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaJ1Vxrwdko

Ironic that would would actually end up being an interesting stream and perhaps growth for Phil is just an april fool's joke.

Another debunking? All he'll say is "that never happened, debunked"

BlackBlueButts posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaJ1Vxrwdko

Ironic that would would actually end up being an interesting stream and perhaps growth for Phil is just an april fool's joke.

If it's not an April Fools, I will be very interested in how he debunks a video which is essentially a documentary. Surprised he's not going for the Metokur King of Catfish vid that goes over the escort saga so he can jerk himself off for the millionth time about the trolls were wrong about it.

He needs like 48 more subs to hit the goal. Long shot but if oic drops a bunch of sock accounts then we get a reaction vid.

Oh and he ranted about the incident where he called all those streamers paid shills for playing state of decay 2 early. Said he was justified.

I dunno if he's picked a marathon for his birthday yet, but the amazing choices he came up with is "just play some games I'm already playing" or "play some gamepass games I've already played"

He's so incredibly lazy he can't come up with anything that is outside his narrow vision what he wants to do even to just give his audience a celebration event.

And yet he will keep pretending that Youtube are the ones who can't come up with ideas for how to make memberships enticing to people.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1510524050707083264?t=qHaBP0eNQKLlwM2b73yNZg&s=19

Again Phil, the moment is over and burried.

https://youtu.be/-rpU_Fslsmw

Phil being disgusting.

That is so sleazy, and what fanbase he has was abused so much they'd defend it to the death - I could only imagine the sad people who give this man money constantly. Hell, maybe they were stable at first, but this is what abusive relationships can do to you.

DSP is fucking dangerous.

Said it before but I don't really follow him. I just occasionally watch videos about him.

I just saw one that was him complaining about the SJWs ruining TLoU2 without actually saying anything about the SJWs ruining TLoU2. I was kind of impressed at his ability to tiptoe around it without actually saying "THEY TURNED HER LESBIAN HURR DUR" He's still wrong and an idiot though.

Happy birthday dsp! Here's to 40 more years of begging!

Hows the stream so far?

Well he's ranting about other streamers playing elden ring and using spirit ashes.

BlackBlueButts posted...

Well he's ranting about other streamers playing elden ring and using spirit ashes.

I've watched like 10 different detractor videos of him doing this on 10 different streams.

His repetition is getting extreme as of late.

And of course his self-awareness as to why other streamers' audience are okay with them using summons and his audience wants him to git gud is entirely non-existent every time.

I briefly clicked on his stream, and he had about $560 something in tips, and probably a bunch more in the super chat thing.

Phil should just do a birthday year, his paypigs would be dumb enough to believe every day was his birthday.

did he rush through horizon? seems like he beat that game way too fast

He did a "non-completionist" run to get through the game as fast as possible because nobody was donating money when he played it.

Dave is the only person I know who eats cake like he's chugging the nastiest batch of cough syrup or something, the soulmaid really needs to step it up with her cooking if her cake is that fucking shit.

Dude went on a massive cope rant about how he doesn't want "materialistic things for his birthday and that his life is good.

He said he wants to be paid when he's taking time off streaming.

I....What?

BlackBlueButts posted...

He said he wants to be paid when he's taking time off streaming.

I....What?

You never heard of a paid vacation????

I have, but phil asking for people to donate when he's not streaming is laughable.

Over $1000 yesterday and SHOCK he's begging today. "Nuh uh ack ack ack that money is gone! Sigh stupid troll. I have bills due everyday and that $100 is barely enough to help. Ack ack ack. Being an adult is hard".

DSP stopped being an adult a long time ago because he stopped growing a long ass time ago.

Slayer_22 posted...

You never heard of a paid vacation????

I understand streaming/youtubing can be a job someone puts legitimate time into, but Phil is definitely not one of those people so he in no shape or form deserves a paid vacation

assassingriskel posted...

I understand streaming/youtubing can be a job someone puts legitimate time into, but Phil is definitely not one of those people so he in no shape or form deserves a paid vacation

I was being sarcastic lol.

Slayer_22 posted...

I was being sarcastic lol.

I figured but my comment still stands. I was not implying you thought Phil deserved anything. You're not Derrick LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehePfu-7aDs

Lol, birthday shoutout on local news.

lmao!

https://youtu.be/cPEmccHUhSA

Here he is retconning over a decade of toxicity towards game devs.

Tries to explain away his rage and insults as "I know the devs themselves are not to blame, when I say lazy game design I mean poor management!"

https://youtu.be/gdciuDYSCBg

It's almost like he does it on purpose to be as gross as possible.

I thought that was a good question, but apparently being a gross pig is a part of being a mature adult.

https://youtu.be/Hwu-fdxSqWo

DeadBankerDream posted...

https://youtu.be/gdciuDYSCBg

It's almost like he does it on purpose to be as gross as possible.

Only Phil is offended by people not wanting to hear his disgusting snorts and burps

KayfabeTactics posted...

https://youtu.be/Hwu-fdxSqWo

We don't celebrate our anniversary, that's adult life, man.

It never ceases to amaze me how out of touch this dude is with life, of course married couples celebrate their anniversary, just goes to show how much of a sham his marriage is with his mom wife.

It's a marriage of convenience - just says alot of how shit kat situation was that she'd take Phil's song and dance, but he is good at one thing, and that's manipulation.

dancing_cactuar posted...

It never ceases to amaze me how out of touch this dude is with life, of course married couples celebrate their anniversary, just goes to show how much of a sham his marriage is with his mom wife.

It's the same guy that thinks videogame relationships are the same as cheating.

The dude that regularly spends money on door dash orders and microtransactions can't even afford a decent dinner on his anniversary

https://youtu.be/Uh3jwiycSmA

God this pissed me off. Massive pity begging stream about how he needs to pay bills, he hates bringing up his expenses but he has to! Also, 3rd year in a row where they didn't celebrate their wedding anniversary because he was streaming.

Women generally love celebrating anniversaries so this shows kat is either not in love or doesn't care to be with him.

It's all youtube's fault, of course. Those lazy fucks, not doing everything they can to funnel money to dsp.

Poor baby had to eat a sandwich instead of going to a restaurant on his day off.

I hope he gets a rude awakening, like being kicked off youtube soon.

It's downright insane. Youtube said they would be bringing new implementations in 2022. Basically since January 2nd Phil has been on a crusade about how Youtube is lazy and run by idiots for not implementing those things yet.

Is there another person on the planet who, when hearing a company say "coming in 2022", don't expect whatever it is to come on December 31st of that year and then allow themselves a positive surprise if it comes earlier?

Phil needs those gifted memberships to make money so any day that youtube delays implementing them they're personally trying to harm his business and he can't stop calling them out for it.

Even though he sounds like a complete psycho for it.

https://youtu.be/HPBHUEFZmxw

Damn. Don't think this was posted yet.

Lol, saw that somewhere. Maybe randomly on YouTube

He loves making his personal issues other people's business. He's not the only streamer that does this, though. They don't seem to understand that their audience are not their friends and shouldn't care about this stuff.

Phil: forgets his anniversary.

Also Phil: celebrates his birthday for a week.

https://youtu.be/cm3r7b6dmOM?t=1402

Listen to this fucking phrasing.

"I'm tired of people slandering me so I'm gonna say it outright (which is the same as proof!).

I did not spend any money on mobilegames.

...This weekend!"

I like how he was like, "I don't actively play mobile games!"

The thousands he got for his birthday stream is magically all gone.

BlackBlueButts posted...

The thousands he got for his birthday stream is magically all gone.

He can BARELY get by with 5.000 dollars a week.