Poll of the Day > could jesus turn the water in your body to wine

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Adam_Savage 05/08/22 9:33:57 PM #1:	like say someone pisses him off, could he just destroy them by turning the water in their body to wine --- that's one body that'll never be found you see, little sister don't miss when she aims her gun <cite>Adam_Savage posted [p:964891854] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>like say someone pisses him off, could he just destroy them by turning the water in their body to wine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 05/08/22 9:39:40 PM #2:	Jesus is dead so no. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:964891975] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Jesus is dead so no. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 05/08/22 10:12:47 PM #3:	Yeah but I bet it wouldnt taste good --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:964892748] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Yeah but I bet it wouldnt taste good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mharbenedict34 05/08/22 10:39:01 PM #4:	wwinterj25 posted... Jesus is dead so no. He rose from the dead to save us from our sins. <cite>mharbenedict34 posted [p:964893221] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>wwinterj25 posted... </cite> <quote>Jesus is dead so no.</quote>He rose from the dead to save us from our sins. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrozenBananas 05/08/22 10:46:11 PM #5:	getting really drunk --- Big yellow joint big yellow joint I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint <cite>FrozenBananas posted [p:964893363] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>getting really drunk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
T0ffee 05/09/22 12:16:49 AM #6:	Can't find a reliable raw source of it anymore, but Felix Colgrave did a short video about it. https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/igaa0q/thanks_i_hate_jesuss_ability/ --- "Splashing water on a pervert is like putting lasers on a shark" - Shiho Shishido <cite>T0ffee posted [p:964894823] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Can't find a reliable raw source of it anymore, but Felix Colgrave did a short video about it. https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/igaa0q/thanks_i_hate_jesuss_ability/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sahuagin 05/09/22 12:23:21 AM #7:	it's a parlor trick, so no --- *The truth basks in scrutiny.* http://i.imgur.com/GMouTGs.jpg http://projecteuler.net/profile/Sahuagin.png <cite>Sahuagin posted [p:964894919] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>it's a parlor trick, so no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KarsUltimate 05/09/22 12:30:00 AM #8:	That almost sounds like something Askin Nakk Le Varr would be capable of. --- ~Fu-Who-Um~ Blessing To Lose Heart <cite>KarsUltimate posted [p:964895014] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>That almost sounds like something Askin Nakk Le Varr would be capable of. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St_Kevin 05/09/22 12:31:05 AM #9:	Jesus is a water/blood bender --- [:D] That Canadian Emperor Guy King of ** posts and memes [>:)]** <cite>St_Kevin posted [p:964895026] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Jesus is a water/blood bender </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 05/09/22 4:31:02 AM #10:	I bet Criss Angel could do that. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:964897238] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>I bet Criss Angel could do that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/09/22 4:32:20 AM #11:	mharbenedict34 posted... He rose from the dead to save us from our sins. Except Judas. Fuck that guy <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:964897249] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>mharbenedict34 posted... </cite> <quote>He rose from the dead to save us from our sins.</quote>Except Judas. Fuck that guy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeldaMutant 05/09/22 4:55:40 AM #12:	No, he's restricted by the Manton Effect. Maybe a second trigger event would allow it, but I doubt that. --- 96065 <cite>ZeldaMutant posted [p:964897402] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>No, he's restricted by the Manton Effect. Maybe a second trigger event would allow it, but I doubt that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 05/09/22 4:56:33 AM #13:	FrozenBananas posted... getting really drunk Sarcasthma posted... I bet Criss Angel could do that. lol --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv #sinkthesarc <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:964897406] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>FrozenBananas posted... </cite> <quote>getting really drunk</quote> Sarcasthma posted... </cite> <quote>I bet Criss Angel could do that.</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 05/09/22 5:14:12 AM #14:	Jesus is canonically god, pretty sure he could blink and destroy the universe. Boring answer for boring powers tbh, like asking of one punch man could beat x --- why am I even here <cite>Yellow posted [p:964897504] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Jesus is canonically god, pretty sure he could blink and destroy the universe. Boring answer for boring powers tbh, like asking of one punch man could beat x </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/09/22 5:17:19 AM #15:	Yellow posted... Jesus is canonically god, pretty sure he could blink and destroy the universe. Boring answer for boring powers tbh, like asking of one punch man could beat x If he could destroy the universe in the blink of an eye, why did it take him seven days to create it? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:964897523] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Yellow posted... </cite> <quote>Jesus is canonically god, pretty sure he could blink and destroy the universe. Boring answer for boring powers tbh, like asking of one punch man could beat x</quote>If he could destroy the universe in the blink of an eye, why did it take him seven days to create it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/09/22 5:56:27 AM #16:	Jesus killed people other ways. Like the boy who splashed in the pools of water Jesus was playing in when he was like 5 years old. He ended up aging the child up until he was old, and eventually withered away Or how he just made a boy die from bumping into him MICHALECOLE posted... If he could destroy the universe in the blink of an eye, why did it take him seven days to create it? He didnt need seven days. He just used the allotted time Plus, trying to create stuff would probably take long than destroying it --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:964897762] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Jesus killed people other ways. Like the boy who splashed in the pools of water Jesus was playing in when he was like 5 years old. He ended up aging the child up until he was old, and eventually withered away Or how he just made a boy die from bumping into him MICHALECOLE posted...</cite> <quote>If he could destroy the universe in the blink of an eye, why did it take him seven days to create it? </quote> He didnt need seven days. He just used the allotted time Plus, trying to create stuff would probably take long than destroying it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/09/22 6:00:14 AM #17:	Why would creating stuff take longer than destroying it? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:964897788] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Why would creating stuff take longer than destroying it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 05/09/22 6:00:53 AM #18:	Yellow posted... Jesus is canonically god, pretty sure he could blink and destroy the universe. Boring answer for boring powers tbh, like asking of one punch man could beat x Only if you're Catholic. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:964897794] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>Jesus is canonically god, pretty sure he could blink and destroy the universe. Boring answer for boring powers tbh, like asking of one punch man could beat x </quote> Only if you're Catholic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/09/22 6:03:28 AM #19:	MICHALECOLE posted... Why would creating stuff take longer than destroying it? Maybe he was a perfectionist. Plus, you got think of how you want everything to look and stuff When destroying something, they could just poof it all away without thinking about how it needs to look or act --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:964897808] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted...</cite> <quote>Why would creating stuff take longer than destroying it? </quote> Maybe he was a perfectionist. Plus, you got think of how you want everything to look and stuff When destroying something, they could just poof it all away without thinking about how it needs to look or act</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoneix 05/09/22 6:34:39 AM #20:	MICHALECOLE posted... Why would creating stuff take longer than destroying it? Go build a deck or something then tear it down you'll see. When building unless you just give no fucks you gotta slow down a little if you want it to be good. Destroying it only reason to slow down is if your tired or for safety reasons. Otherwise go all out if you wanna Had the principal staring at us in shop class like we lost our minds. We he built scale houses and then myself and 2 others where give the task of destroying them. One of us had a axe one a crowbar and another a sledge hammer. We where going to town on those houses even using stomping and kicking Took us like 25 minutes to utterly destroy what took hours to build --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>Sufferedphoneix posted [p:964898045] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite> <quote>Why would creating stuff take longer than destroying it?</quote> Go build a deck or something then tear it down you'll see. When building unless you just give no fucks you gotta slow down a little if you want it to be good. Destroying it only reason to slow down is if your tired or for safety reasons. Otherwise go all out if you wanna Had the principal staring at us in shop class like we lost our minds. We he built scale houses and then myself and 2 others where give the task of destroying them. One of us had a axe one a crowbar and another a sledge hammer. We where going to town on those houses even using stomping and kicking Took us like 25 minutes to utterly destroy what took hours to build </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 05/09/22 7:35:43 AM #21:	Sufferedphoneix posted... Go build a deck or something then tear it down you'll see. But he's not an omnipotent god, as far as I'm aware. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:964898579] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Sufferedphoneix posted... </cite> <quote>Go build a deck or something then tear it down you'll see.</quote>But he's not an omnipotent god, as far as I'm aware. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoneix 05/09/22 7:44:23 AM #22:	Sarcasthma posted... But he's not an omnipotent god, as far as I'm aware. Even omnipotent you gotta plan shit. Just can't be blink and everything is in place and works as should. Destroying is usually gonna be quicker just on the grounds it requires far less thought process. I don't think the Bible paints him as omnipotent anyways. I mean he had a bet with the devil regarding a guy named job iirc. If God was omnipotent the devil was a fool to take the bet. It paints him as extremely powerful though. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>Sufferedphoneix posted [p:964898672] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Sarcasthma posted... </cite> <quote>But he's not an omnipotent god, as far as I'm aware.</quote> Even omnipotent you gotta plan shit. Just can't be blink and everything is in place and works as should. Destroying is usually gonna be quicker just on the grounds it requires far less thought process. I don't think the Bible paints him as omnipotent anyways. I mean he had a bet with the devil regarding a guy named job iirc. If God was omnipotent the devil was a fool to take the bet. It paints him as extremely powerful though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 05/09/22 7:58:37 AM #23:	Sufferedphoneix posted... Even omnipotent you gotta plan shit. What if you're also omniscient? Sufferedphoneix posted... I don't think the Bible paints him as omnipotent anyways. I don't know much about the Bible, so I'm not sure how accurate this link is: https://www.thegospelcoalition.org/essay/omnipotence-omniscience-omnipresence-god/ On an unrelated note (and sorry to be a stinker here): when you changed your username, did you misspell "phoenix" on purpose? Like it's a stylistic choice? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:964898802] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Sufferedphoneix posted... </cite> <quote>Even omnipotent you gotta plan shit.</quote>What if you're also omniscient? Sufferedphoneix posted... </cite> <quote>I don't think the Bible paints him as omnipotent anyways.</quote>I don't know much about the Bible, so I'm not sure how accurate this link is: https://www.thegospelcoalition.org/essay/omnipotence-omniscience-omnipresence-god/ On an unrelated note (and sorry to be a stinker here): when you changed your username, did you misspell "phoenix" on purpose? Like it's a stylistic choice? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 05/09/22 8:08:14 AM #24:	Sufferedphoneix posted... Even omnipotent you gotta plan shit. Just can't be blink and everything is in place and works as should. Destroying is usually gonna be quicker just on the grounds it requires far less thought process. I don't think the Bible paints him as omnipotent anyways. I mean he had a bet with the devil regarding a guy named job iirc. If God was omnipotent the devil was a fool to take the bet. It paints him as extremely powerful though. Did he job? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:964898908] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Sufferedphoneix posted...</cite> <quote> Even omnipotent you gotta plan shit. Just can't be blink and everything is in place and works as should. Destroying is usually gonna be quicker just on the grounds it requires far less thought process. I don't think the Bible paints him as omnipotent anyways. I mean he had a bet with the devil regarding a guy named job iirc. If God was omnipotent the devil was a fool to take the bet. It paints him as extremely powerful though. </quote> Did he job?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoneix 05/09/22 8:18:01 AM #25:	Sarcasthma posted... What if you're also omniscient? I don't know much about the Bible, so I'm not sure how accurate this link is: https://www.thegospelcoalition.org/essay/omnipotence-omniscience-omnipresence-god/ On an unrelated note (and sorry to be a stinker here): when you changed your username, did you misspell "phoenix" on purpose? Like it's a stylistic choice? I was drunk. I've put in another request but idk if they got a wait time to change again. Sufferedphoenix has been my gamertag for a long long time and I felt stupid using my real name here --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>Sufferedphoneix posted [p:964899013] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Sarcasthma posted... </cite> <quote>What if you're also omniscient? I don't know much about the Bible, so I'm not sure how accurate this link is: https://www.thegospelcoalition.org/essay/omnipotence-omniscience-omnipresence-god/ On an unrelated note (and sorry to be a stinker here): when you changed your username, did you misspell "phoenix" on purpose? Like it's a stylistic choice?</quote> I was drunk. I've put in another request but idk if they got a wait time to change again. Sufferedphoenix has been my gamertag for a long long time and I felt stupid using my real name here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 05/09/22 8:30:58 AM #26:	Sufferedphoneix posted... I was drunk. I've put in another request but idk if they got a wait time to change again. That's a bummer. Hope your request goes through quickly! --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:964899153] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Sufferedphoneix posted... </cite> <quote>I was drunk. I've put in another request but idk if they got a wait time to change again.</quote>That's a bummer. Hope your request goes through quickly! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoneix 05/09/22 8:37:42 AM #27:	Sarcasthma posted... That's a bummer. Hope your request goes through quickly! Yeah shame my friend ain't on here. We basically had a theme to our names. He was sufferedshade. I liked my name more though cause the idea of dying and being reborn eternally does sound like suffering to me. And when you get down to it you are constantly dying and being "reborn" in video games. We where a hell of a team though. We carried many matches in halo 3. Climbed the tanks together in street fighter 3 online. And have done well for ourselves as a team in for Honor --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>Sufferedphoneix posted [p:964899232] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Sarcasthma posted... </cite> <quote>That's a bummer. Hope your request goes through quickly!</quote> Yeah shame my friend ain't on here. We basically had a theme to our names. He was sufferedshade. I liked my name more though cause the idea of dying and being reborn eternally does sound like suffering to me. And when you get down to it you are constantly dying and being "reborn" in video games. We where a hell of a team though. We carried many matches in halo 3. Climbed the tanks together in street fighter 3 online. And have done well for ourselves as a team in for Honor </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
icecutter17 05/09/22 9:19:22 AM #28:	At least you'd feel good before you die --- Aka IceCat7 "even angels cast shadows" <cite>icecutter17 posted [p:964899846] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>At least you'd feel good before you die </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mharbenedict34 05/09/22 10:28:45 AM #29:	MICHALECOLE posted... Except Judas. Fuck that guy We were never told why he needed the money or what he used it for. I was always curious. <cite>mharbenedict34 posted [p:964901034] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite> <quote>Except Judas. Fuck that guy</quote>We were never told why he needed the money or what he used it for. I was always curious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 05/09/22 10:39:18 AM #30:	mharbenedict34 posted... We were never told why he needed the money or what he used it for. I was always curious. Prostitutes. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:964901226] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>mharbenedict34 posted...</cite> <quote> We were never told why he needed the money or what he used it for. I was always curious. </quote> Prostitutes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
icecutter17 05/09/22 11:52:47 AM #31:	Revelation34 posted... Prostitutes. Amongst other things. Tasty food and stuff. Doesn't matter tbh as he killed himself shortly after his betrayal. --- Aka IceCat7 "even angels cast shadows" <cite>icecutter17 posted [p:964902661] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite> <quote>Prostitutes.</quote>Amongst other things. Tasty food and stuff. Doesn't matter tbh as he killed himself shortly after his betrayal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoSioType 05/09/22 3:46:55 PM #32:	Oh, he can do that, believe me. But he's more likely to follow the rules that come with supernatural powers. Offensive powers that manifest inside the body are generally off limits and frowned upon. It's too powerful for fair play unless there's some condition like having to have direct contact through touch. That's why you often encounter space-time wizards launching their projectiles instead of teleporting the objects directly inside the opponent's body. <cite>NeoSioType posted [p:964908154] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Oh, he can do that, believe me. But he's more likely to follow the rules that come with supernatural powers. Offensive powers that manifest inside the body are generally off limits and frowned upon. It's too powerful for fair play unless there's some condition like having to have direct contact through touch. That's why you often encounter space-time wizards launching their projectiles instead of teleporting the objects directly inside the opponent's body. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Adam_Savage 05/09/22 3:58:16 PM #33:	icecutter17 posted... At least you'd feel good before you die you uh wouldn't you would be in immense pain and think you were burning on the inside and then you would die, because the water in your plasma would become alcohol, which would pretty much destroy your blood --- that's one body that'll never be found you see, little sister don't miss when she aims her gun <cite>Adam_Savage posted [p:964908399] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>icecutter17 posted...</cite> <quote>At least you'd feel good before you die </quote> you uh wouldn't you would be in immense pain and think you were burning on the inside and then you would die, because the water in your plasma would become alcohol, which would pretty much destroy your blood</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 05/09/22 6:56:54 PM #34:	Jesus could turn the pee in your bladder into wine. Now THAT would be a party trick! --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:964912610] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>Jesus could turn the pee in your bladder into wine. Now THAT would be a party trick! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jesserae 05/09/22 7:02:36 PM #35:	MICHALECOLE posted... If he could destroy the universe in the blink of an eye, why did it take him seven days to create it? If you spent a 6 months building a house I bet I could destroy it throwing bricks in an afternoon, creation is infinitely harder than destruction. --- Praise The Sun - DDDA Pawn Ciri (Ranger) PSN: J-ray_92 <cite>Jesserae posted [p:964912737] in could jesu... [t:80014209]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite> <quote>If he could destroy the universe in the blink of an eye, why did it take him seven days to create it?</quote>If you spent a 6 months building a house I bet I could destroy it throwing bricks in an afternoon, creation is infinitely harder than destruction. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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