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IfGodCouldDie
05/11/22 1:59:09 PM
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What do you say?

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knightmarexx
05/11/22 2:03:34 PM
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I only need 50 characters:

Buy the guy a Pizza for 10,000 Bitcoins, on bitcointalk.org
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IfGodCouldDie
05/11/22 2:04:50 PM
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knightmarexx posted...
I only need 50 characters:

Buy the guy a Pizza for 10,000 Bitcoins, on bitcointalk.org
Damn. That would be a solid message.

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Guide
05/11/22 2:09:01 PM
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You -do- have ADHD and there are meds for that that aren't super scary, bang Erica before Summer break, and stick to the fucking scholarship program you dingus.

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CaptainStrong
05/11/22 2:27:32 PM
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I wouldn't tell him anything. He wouldn't take anything I had to say seriously if I only had 144 characters to say it. I'd need a hell of a lot more than 144 characters to tell that dumbass everything he needs to know to not completely fuck up his life.
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
05/11/22 2:34:09 PM
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Buy Bitcoin. Bet the 1000-1 odds that Trump becomes President in 2016.

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TheGoldenEel
05/11/22 2:34:48 PM
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Nothing, I wouldnt want to butterfly effect myself away from the life I live today

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InTheEyesOfFire
05/11/22 2:35:29 PM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Buy Bitcoin. Bet the 1000-1 odds that Trump becomes President in 2016.


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Lost_All_Senses
05/11/22 2:37:12 PM
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That homeless guy isn't really your real dad. Don't follow him into that shack. You're way too old to fall for that, you idiot.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
05/11/22 2:39:49 PM
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Remember these wise words: Put all your money on dogecoin (DOGE) on 4/11/2021. Sell all on 5/7/2021

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TentacleDemon
05/11/22 2:43:52 PM
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When Bitcoin becomes a thing, buy as much as you can while it's cheap.

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Intro2Logic
05/11/22 2:45:32 PM
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"You'd better kiss her at the end of your date, because it's gonna be a while before you have another one"

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Wetterdew
05/11/22 2:46:37 PM
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TentacleDemon posted...
When Bitcoin becomes a thing, buy as much as you can while it's cheap.
how are u gonna write this and leave out the date you're supposed to sell.

lots of people who bought bitcoin at 1 cent sold it at like 20 cents. then it went to $50,000
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littlebro07
05/11/22 2:49:54 PM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Buy Bitcoin. Bet the 1000-1 odds that Trump becomes President in 2016.


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Ivany2008
05/11/22 2:53:18 PM
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Get tested for ADD and Sleep Apnea. Ask out your childhood friend, she likes you.
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VandorLee
05/11/22 2:53:22 PM
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You were right! Kill them all!

This is a joke mods. And everyone.

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Smackems
05/11/22 2:53:45 PM
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Eat a dick lmaoooooooooooooooooo~

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Ratchetrockon
05/11/22 2:53:49 PM
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start buying the bit coins bro. heck, sell your runescape items for bitcoins on sythe. that is all bro

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Unsuprised_Pika
05/11/22 2:54:27 PM
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Tell them when bitcoin is low and high.

Boom I now have high six digit savings/low seven digit savings thanks to buying super low and selling for hundreds-thousands times what I bought em for
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Sackgurl
05/11/22 2:56:05 PM
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i only need four characters

dont

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RealityDose
05/11/22 2:59:33 PM
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Stop giving a fuck now and avoid having friends who aren't female. The new teacher is the first of many moms. Enjoy it and find more.

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AldousIsDead
05/11/22 3:00:44 PM
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Be better to your brother, it could save his life.

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IfGodCouldDie
05/11/22 3:01:25 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Be better to your brother, it could save his life.
Damn. That cuts deep.

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AldousIsDead
05/11/22 3:05:05 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Damn. That cuts deep.
I don't have a lot of regrets, just one really big one.

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Inferno Dive Dragoon
05/11/22 3:10:30 PM
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Just do it, life never gets better.

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HovaRex
05/11/22 3:32:14 PM
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Bet on Leicester City to win the EPL in 2016.

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CE_gonna_CE
05/11/22 4:21:07 PM
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Apple stock, load the truck

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Kimbos_Egg
05/11/22 4:22:03 PM
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lottery numbers (date) (numbers)

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Kimbos_Egg
05/11/22 4:23:21 PM
#34:


you people are over thinking this

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CrimsonAngel
05/11/22 4:23:25 PM
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Do not meet that guy you met on the internet also stop giving your home phone to strangers

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Gobstoppers12
05/11/22 4:24:12 PM
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I'd send like 5 dates with winning lotto numbers

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KaZooo
05/11/22 4:24:25 PM
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Probably would told myself to chase one girl sooner

That or maybe something about my brother too to prevent him from doing dumb shit. Hope it doesn't escalate any further. Sorry to hear @AldousIsDead

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berlyman101
05/11/22 4:26:43 PM
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something bitcoin something ask her out something learn to code write a book start a YouTube channel write a book don't be scared try stand up

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MrKapowski
05/11/22 4:32:49 PM
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Lottery numbers for a date no earlier than February of 2013, plus something that only I would know, and would prove the message cube be trusted

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AP3Brain
05/11/22 4:34:02 PM
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"Don't waste time on girls you meet online, date more people to know what you want early and don't do travelling consulting"

Then some lotto numbers or some sports bets!
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Mibahlzitch
05/11/22 4:34:16 PM
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Don't get an English degree, get a more useful college degree. Also invest in Google.

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darkmaian23
05/11/22 4:34:44 PM
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@Lost_All_Senses
Lost_All_Senses posted...
That homeless guy isn't really your real dad. Don't follow him into that shack. You're way too old to fall for that, you idiot.
You OK man?
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CrimsonAngel
05/11/22 4:38:50 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I not only met him I got into a car with him too

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FigureOfSpeech
05/11/22 4:40:45 PM
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an 8, followed by 142 equals signs and then a D

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IfGodCouldDie
05/11/22 5:06:58 PM
#47:


FigureOfSpeech posted...
an 8, followed by 142 equals signs and then a D
Love it!

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NeonOctopus
05/11/22 5:19:51 PM
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Buy Bitcoin online, sell at 50k. Get PS2 play Persona 3. Yuma Asami, Julia, Shiho Suzaki are great boobs.

Is that 144 characters? Skipped words to fit more lol

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NeonOctopus
05/11/22 5:29:43 PM
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Damn, should've thrown in more, but I can't think of anything lol

Edit: Oh fuck, I remember! "Fuck big tit chick and short hair asian"

15yo Neon missed out cuz he was a bitch and didn't lose his virginity until college. He needs to know >_>

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