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Veggeta_MAX
05/28/22 11:09:09 AM
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TBH, I think our military forces would destroy them easily with all our fire power if we're talking straight up brute strength. However, I think what the demons have over us is the ability to possess most of our troops. That's what happened in the Doom games at least.

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sauceje
05/28/22 11:24:39 AM
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In the US, maybe, but most countries would probably get bodied

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RustyReborn
05/28/22 11:41:57 AM
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Id turn into the Doomslayer and crush them all single handedly

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The_Creep_2020
05/28/22 11:46:03 AM
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RustyReborn posted...
Id turn into the Doomslayer and crush them all single handedly
That's nothing. I'd trigger my fleshless metamorphosis, rotate through several dimensions and kill them all with the crushing wink of my singular eye.

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05/28/22 11:48:22 AM
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sauceje posted...
In the US, maybe, but most countries would probably get bodied
If anything the U.S. would be where hell first invades.

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g0ldie
05/28/22 12:06:27 PM
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Hell would likely win, tbh.

think about it - if you kill its minions, they just go back to Hell, ready to invade earth again, and any person they kill will most likely go to Hell too, so they'll just be adding to their forces.

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ScazarMeltex
05/28/22 12:07:52 PM
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Are you kidding? This is the US. If there was money to be made our politicians would just sell us out.

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Pepys Monster
05/28/22 12:10:04 PM
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So are we talking about Doom-style demons, or Adolf Hitler leading an army of zombies, etc?

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InTheEyesOfFire
05/28/22 12:18:17 PM
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Likely Hell would already have weapons and the like that could never be conceived by man. Things that cause complete mind melting terror I would imagine.

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Pepys Monster
05/28/22 12:20:50 PM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Likely Hell would already have weapons and the like that could never be conceived by man. Things that cause complete mind melting terror I would imagine.
Like the heat rays from Mars Attacks that turn people into skeletons.

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InTheEyesOfFire
05/28/22 12:22:46 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Like the heat rays from Mars Attacks that turn people into skeletons.


We come in peace!

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Sufferedphoneix
05/28/22 12:30:42 PM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Likely Hell would already have weapons and the like that could never be conceived by man. Things that cause complete mind melting terror I would imagine.

Hes talking doom so I assume he also means the level of tech and whatnot doom demons are using. If mind control wasn't wasn't a problem or something that required them to first defeat said soldiers yeah I feel we'd have a winning chance unless their numbers where too great.


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TheGoldenEel
05/28/22 12:35:16 PM
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which difficulty is canon

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XxKrazyChaosxX
05/28/22 12:37:49 PM
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There is a little Doom guy in all of us when the Doom music kicks in.

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InTheEyesOfFire
05/28/22 12:38:18 PM
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Doesnt hell always invade with some big psychic pulse that turns the weak anyway? I always wondered why there was never at least one more marine around.

I should really play those new dooms.

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Sufferedphoneix
05/28/22 12:53:38 PM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Doesnt hell always invade with some big psychic pulse that turns the weak anyway? I always wondered why there was never at least one more marine around.

I should really play those new dooms.

In the new dooms I seem to recall only desk jockey types as far military personel went.

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Turbam
05/28/22 12:54:04 PM
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I would have an endless amount of sex with demon girls

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Veggeta_MAX
05/28/22 12:57:41 PM
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Turbam posted...
I would have an endless amount of sex with demon girls
The only canon demon monster that I know of from doom is those hell heads and spider lady

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UnfairRepresent
05/28/22 1:01:27 PM
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In Doom demons appear everywhere on Earth out of portals suddenly at random and the streets are filled with lava

No military on Earth can compete with that.

Not only will demons being appearing around unprepared soldiers, what are you going to do? Nuke your own cities?

Deploy troops into lava?

Even the finest soldiers in the world would panic and fall apart when they see their comrades being ripped to pieces by literal demons around them and then while trying to retreat, their path is flooded with fucking lava as giant flaming skulls zip over the lava towards them

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Vegy
05/28/22 1:02:36 PM
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Would heaven not show up and save us?

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knightmarexx
05/28/22 1:06:53 PM
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Wasn't there a r/HFY web serial about Humans invading Hell searching for Crude Oil, or something....
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Irony
05/28/22 1:07:45 PM
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knightmarexx posted...
Wasn't there a r/HFY web serial about Humans invading Hell searching for Crude Oil, or something....
The plot of the Doom games is basically the US going to hell to find resources

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Sufferedphoneix
05/28/22 1:14:44 PM
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Irony posted...
The plot of the Doom games is basically the US going to hell to find resources

The new doom games. Iirc in the originals it was an accident toying with portal technology

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Veggeta_MAX
05/28/22 1:16:23 PM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
The new doom games. Iirc in the originals it was an accident toying with portal technology
This. And every other American has a gun so we be aight

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Veggeta_MAX
05/28/22 6:09:57 PM
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Vump

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Imit8m3
05/28/22 6:17:13 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/2/AAZgIXAADRwQ.jpg
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