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--Zero-
05/31/22 6:42:01 PM
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Whats your excuse?

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Irony
05/31/22 6:42:37 PM
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I just finished with your mom. I need rest

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bsp77
05/31/22 6:43:00 PM
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I did at 9:42 pm last night. And I injured my back lol

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--Zero-
05/31/22 6:44:09 PM
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Irony posted...
I just finished with your mom. I need rest

How ironic, I just finished with your mom too. You can call me Daddy Zero now.

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MedeaLysistrata
05/31/22 6:45:29 PM
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is sex the main point? is everything we do in the service of fucking? what dos this tell us about gunpla builders?

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DespondentDeity
05/31/22 6:45:50 PM
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Im too hungry to fuck and the dick man is at work

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Irony
05/31/22 6:48:45 PM
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--Zero- posted...
How ironic, I just finished with your mom too. You can call me Daddy Zero now.
Well I mean she's been dead for a decade.

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--Zero-
05/31/22 6:52:16 PM
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Irony posted...
Well I mean she's been dead for a decade.

I feel like everyone says this when they dont have a good come back when they have to call me daddy after seeing their mom face down the night before.

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TMOG
05/31/22 6:53:02 PM
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I'm ace
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Funkydog
05/31/22 6:56:19 PM
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--Zero- posted...
How ironic, I just finished with your mom too. You can call me Daddy Zero now.
Zero for the number of times you made her cum? Makes sense.

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Fimbulvetr
05/31/22 6:56:28 PM
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Irony posted...
Well I mean she's been dead for a decade.

Mine too, sorry about my comment in the other topic. Although, personally, my mother believed in hell so I hope shes burning in it.

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Irony
05/31/22 6:56:34 PM
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--Zero- posted...
I feel like everyone says this when they dont have a good come back when they have to call me daddy after seeing their mom face down the night before.
You're obviously new to this board as I say it regularly in parent topics for about 6 years. Updating your tags though.

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Will_VIIII
05/31/22 6:58:21 PM
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That's when I eat!

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InTheEyesOfFire
05/31/22 6:58:26 PM
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Still at work.

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Irony
05/31/22 6:59:26 PM
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Fimbulvetr posted...
Mine too, sorry about my comment in the other topic. Although, personally, my mother believed in hell so I hope shes burning in it.
No need for apologies. My mother was hardcore conservative, she is likely in hell for worshipping Reagan

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--Zero-
05/31/22 7:01:04 PM
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This is the most Irony has posted in a single topic. They really must hate having to call me daddy at home.

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DespondentDeity
05/31/22 7:07:19 PM
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--Zero- posted...
This is the most Irony has posted in a single topic. They really must hate having to call me daddy at home.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/1/AAP2ssAADSZ9.jpg

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The Wheelman1
05/31/22 7:07:32 PM
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I will be in a few more days.

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spikethedevil
05/31/22 7:09:03 PM
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00:08 am here.

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AmericaTheBrave
05/31/22 7:09:42 PM
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Irony posted...
No need for apologies. My mother was hardcore conservative, she is likely in hell for worshipping Reagan

That's a terrible thing to say about the woman who raised you.

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Solar_Crimson
05/31/22 7:10:11 PM
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I'm sure there are an infinite number of me across the multiverse having sex at this very moment.

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Turbam
05/31/22 7:10:16 PM
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First day of period :V

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Irony
05/31/22 7:10:31 PM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
That's a terrible thing to say about the woman who raised you.
She tried to raise me to believe my race is superior to other races lmao. Fitting name though.

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HovaRex
05/31/22 7:13:44 PM
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Irony posted...
She tried to raise me to believe my race is superior to other races lmao. Fitting name though.

It's werid how that wasn't even the worst thing she did.

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Irony
05/31/22 7:14:55 PM
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HovaRex posted...
It's werid how that wasn't even the worst thing she did.
Having me was pretty bad ngl

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--Zero-
05/31/22 7:16:42 PM
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Turbam posted...
First day of period :V

Does she bleed out the butt?

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Solar_Crimson
05/31/22 7:17:16 PM
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Turbam posted...
First day of period :V
She has a mouth. :x

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