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UnfairRepresent
06/06/22 10:57:47 AM
#1:


Could you?


You're walking home one early evening after visiting your brother at the hospital when you see a crowd of people in fancy clothes outside the Iceberg Lounge, waiting by a velvet rope as VIPs get let inside first. Clearly some big fancy event is going on. A ton of the richest most influentional people in America are going.

You're just going to cross the street and walk on by when your path is blocked by a limo pulling up and billionaire Bruce Wayne stepping out of it arm in arm with Wonder Woman.

Moments later you see The Cheetah walk by, sticking out more than a Dorito in a box of Pringles.

As the limo drives off, Wonder Woman and Cheetah notice each other. They instantly lock eyes and look like they're about to come to blows when Wonder Woman blurts out "Seriously? They invited you?"

"I had the same thought, I tonight this was for people who mattered." Cheetah retorts.

"I'm a princess of Themyscira. My date Bruce Wayne doesn't need an introduction, you'd have to travel a 1,000 miles to meet someone who doesn't know his name. Meanwhile you're just some Dr Moreau reject freak." Wonder Woman boasts

"Well I j-"

"You're such a nobody that you don't even have a date. You actually came here alone because there isn't a single person in the world who can stand you." Wonder Woman continues using words like punches.

The Cheetah is suddenly taken back in surprise, her eyes widen in shock as the words sink in. She desperately looks around but all she can see are couples waiting to be let in. That is until she spots you. She suddenly grabs your arm and efortlessly pulls you close before you could even spell your name.

"I have a date! And he's way better than any man you could ever get!" she roars

"Him!? That guy!? He looks like he just go out of bed! Are you kidding? Who even is he?" Wonder Woman chortles robustly.

"Well some of us aren't whores who'll just jump on any billionaire that'll pay enough!" Cheetah snaps back.

"Enough! We don't have time for this. We're going." Bruce Wayne says authoritatively before walking away into the Iceberg Longue arm in arm with Wonder Woman.

"Uugggh! I hate that bitch! I wanna rip her throat out! I can't show my face in there alone now. I'd look like a clown! You! Come in with me and be my date!" Cheetah says while looking at you like a predator looks at a gazelle and putting your arm around her waist.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/2/AAZiH8AADT0I.jpg

It does seem like a cool party, if you enjoy dripping in 1% energy anyway.

Inverse pronouns if female.

How would you react?
Would you go in with her?

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Duncanwii
06/06/22 11:00:57 AM
#2:


No, I'm not a furry.

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Srk700
06/06/22 11:17:51 AM
#3:


She's a villain that can probably rip a normal person into shreds, so I'd probably go in with her out of fear of that happening if I refused.

But an actual date? No thanks.
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UnfairRepresent
06/06/22 11:43:19 AM
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Srk700 posted...
She's a villain that can probably rip a normal person into shreds, so I'd probably go in with her out of fear of that happening if I refused.

But an actual date? No thanks.
this is an actual date

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/06/22 11:45:24 AM
#5:


Yes, would atleast give her a fair chance as it seems most people judge her just due to her appearance.

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Revelation34
06/06/22 11:54:18 AM
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Which brother?

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Heartomaton
06/06/22 11:55:17 AM
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No. Gross.

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MedeaLysistrata
06/06/22 2:58:22 PM
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I know a great place that is just about to open, you should go there

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Garioshi
06/06/22 2:59:56 PM
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Sure, as long as she doesn't murder me

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Solar_Crimson
06/06/22 3:02:14 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/0/AANZVmAADT3Y.jpg

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TerraSeeker
06/06/22 3:21:00 PM
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She would probably slash my throat and eat me on a whim.

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NightRender
06/06/22 3:31:30 PM
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As far as wonder woman villains go, I'm more of a Giganta guy.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/3/AAGiTSAADT3v.jpg

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UnfairRepresent
06/06/22 3:32:58 PM
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NightRender posted...
As far as wonder woman villains go, I'm more of a Giganta guy.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/3/AAGiTSAADT3v.jpg
Writer's barely disguised fetish

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Irony
06/06/22 3:33:52 PM
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FYI Giganta is actually a gorilla

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Solar_Crimson
06/06/22 3:35:31 PM
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NightRender posted...
As far as wonder woman villains go, I'm more of a Giganta guy.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/3/AAGiTSAADT3v.jpg
My man.

Irony posted...
FYI Giganta is actually a gorilla
Depends on the continuity, I think.

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garan
06/06/22 5:06:41 PM
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In this scenario, I'd certainly help her out-- Diana was kinda being a huge bitch.
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UnfairRepresent
06/07/22 3:22:24 AM
#17:


Dead even so far

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Mixing
06/07/22 3:27:58 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
No, I'm not a furry.

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TentacleDemon
06/07/22 3:32:02 AM
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garan posted...
In this scenario, I'd certainly help her out-- Diana was kinda being a huge bitch.

This is why I'd go in with her too.

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Revelation34
06/07/22 4:21:44 AM
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Irony posted...
FYI Giganta is actually a gorilla


That's somebody's fetish.

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008Zulu
06/07/22 4:45:04 AM
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Meeting Bruce Wayne would be awkward. I expect there to be some drama when I accidentally mention I was the one who killed his parents, then defiled their remains at the morgue.

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Zikten
06/07/22 4:52:47 AM
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I dont know much about Cheetah. I think I only ever saw her in the DC Universe mmo and in Wonder Woman 1984 movie

But she always has fur right? That would be a turn off. I'd defend her at the party though. I would be very disappointed in seeing that Wonder Woman was actually a fucking elitist bitch
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Kajagogo
06/07/22 5:58:20 AM
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Zikten posted...
I dont know much about Cheetah. I think I only ever saw her in the DC Universe mmo and in Wonder Woman 1984 movie

But she always has fur right? That would be a turn off. I'd defend her at the party though. I would be very disappointed in seeing that Wonder Woman was actually a fucking elitist bitch

Guess you haven't played the Injustice games.

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au_gold
06/07/22 5:59:25 AM
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As long as its Kristen Wiig, sure.

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Kajagogo
06/07/22 6:00:46 AM
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Anyways, to answer the question. I'd probably do it. It might be a fun party. Reverse Flash might be there too. I think it would be fun to hang out with them for the evening.

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Nukazie
06/07/22 6:01:17 AM
#26:


sure why not

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UnfairRepresent
06/07/22 4:12:16 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
Anyways, to answer the question. I'd probably do it. It might be a fun party. Reverse Flash might be there too. I think it would be fun to hang out with them for the evening.
Wonder who Reverse Flash's date would be.

Bizarro?

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EyeWontBeFooled
06/07/22 4:46:55 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Wonder who Reverse Flash's date would be.

Bizarro?
Nah. Flash would. Obsession with him like Batman and Joker.

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UnfairRepresent
06/09/22 6:21:55 AM
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EyeWontBeFooled posted...
Nah. Flash would. Obsession with him like Batman and Joker.
wut

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Delta_Force
06/09/22 6:25:10 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
wut
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DevilZhouYu
06/09/22 7:04:29 AM
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Give me the one from "Catwoman: Hunted" and I'll be whatever she wants.

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Sufferedphoneix
06/09/22 7:14:40 AM
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Iirc she's a theif so no. I don't like theives. Also think I have the comic the pic in op shows. Ive atleast read it

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UnfairRepresent
06/10/22 8:24:19 PM
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Delta_Force posted...
https://youtu.be/-sjUGLRwtyA
That's fake dude

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FortuneCookie
06/10/22 8:30:40 PM
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I don't know why they insist on giving her a porn star body and an ugly face.

DC since 2010-ish has been paranoid about letting any cat-themed or potential furry character be sexy. (Selina "Please don't call her Catwoman" Kyle looks nice, but the cat theme is pretty much thrown out the window.) They still want all women to have the same body type, but she's not allowed to have an attractive face like she did previously.

At least the movie version looks more manageable. She's not overtly sexy but she's not trying to be.
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