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Slayer_22 06/10/22 7:02:59 AM #1: |
You have to use the restroom extremely bad in this particular scenario. Let's say you were just in a meeting and didn't want to interrupt. He, without zipping up, turns to you and says you must answer his riddles to pee(or whatever you need to do in the bathroom). Any attempt pass him with be met with him blocking your path. He cannot be reasoned with. What do you do, CE? Do you answer his riddles? --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Korey 06/10/22 7:05:07 AM #2: |
Pee on him. Here's your stupid prize --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png | https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png | https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 06/10/22 7:06:38 AM #3: |
The_Korey posted... Pee on him. Here's your stupid prizeHe does a sick backflip and lands on the urinal to avoid your stream, then does a front flip to deliver a badass axe kick onto your genitals. He then says "You have failed" before returning to the urinal. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 06/10/22 7:09:03 AM #4: |
If you wish to take a pee you must answer me these questions three --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kim_Seong-a 06/10/22 7:09:40 AM #5: |
I was never good at riddles. I go outside and pee in the bushes while noone is watching. --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 06/10/22 7:11:52 AM #6: |
Kim_Seong-a posted... I was never good at riddles. I go outside and pee in the bushes while noone is watching.He calls you a coward before you leave. Irony posted... If you wish to take a pee you must answer me these questions threeHe says, while making intense eye contact. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 06/10/22 7:19:41 AM #7: |
Lol, I know where this came from. "Alright urinal master, let me hear your riddle" --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 06/10/22 7:27:19 AM #8: |
PoopPotato posted... Lol, I know where this came from.He makes direct eye contact. "I am the shape of a shaft, made of cubic shapes, spinning in a circle, providing much relief. What am I?" --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 06/10/22 8:09:26 AM #9: |
A fan? --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 06/10/22 8:12:13 AM #10: |
PoopPotato posted... A fan?He urinates on your shoe for being wrong. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FF_Redux 06/10/22 8:12:34 AM #11: |
Id asume he was cruising and gently start strokin --- http://i.imgur.com/hRsG4.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif https://imgur.com/37KDT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 06/10/22 8:13:52 AM #12: |
Slayer_22 posted... He does a sick backflip and lands on the urinal to avoid your stream, then does a front flip to deliver a badass axe kick onto your genitals. maybe its the sleep deprivation but this made me laugh so damn hard --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 06/10/22 8:14:39 AM #13: |
Shit. Well my shoe is already covered in piss, might as well piss on it as well --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 06/10/22 8:17:09 AM #14: |
FF_Redux posted... Id asume he was cruising and gently start strokinHe kicks your hands away and demands you answer his riddles, or admit failure. PoopPotato posted... Shit. Well my shoe is already covered in piss, might as well piss on it as wellHe kicks you hard enough to send you out the door. Everyone sees, and laughs at you peeing on your shoe. As the door continues to close, you see him shaking his head in disappointment. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 06/10/22 8:18:30 AM #15: |
An African or European swallow? --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Popo 06/10/22 8:26:29 AM #16: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/6/AAEqD0AADUy2.jpg --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 06/10/22 4:54:40 PM #17: |
Bump --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigblu89 06/10/22 5:03:07 PM #18: |
There's 3 bathrooms at my job, all not more than 70 feet from each other. I walk out and go to one of the other ones, then tell my supervisor that one of the employees is acting strange. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bishop_Hastur 06/10/22 5:03:54 PM #19: |
Well lets hear the riddle. --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 06/10/22 5:08:27 PM #20: |
Bishop_Hastur posted... Well lets hear the riddle. Slayer_22 posted... He makes direct eye contact. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 06/10/22 5:09:45 PM #21: |
bigblu89 posted... There's 3 bathrooms at my job, all not more than 70 feet from each other.Your supervisor walks into the bathroom and says 'Sorry, there's nothing I can do.' Before walking out. No other employees will be able to help you. And no matter what bathroom you go to, he will be there. Him and his mysterious urinal. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 06/10/22 5:12:20 PM #22: |
I crawl back into the bathroom, angry and sore. I can't help but try to answer the riddle so that I can take a piss. "rock candy" I say through gritted teeth. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 06/10/22 5:13:03 PM #23: |
Slayer_22 posted... "I am the shape of a shaft, made of cubic shapes, spinning in a circle, providing much relief. What am I?"https://imgur.com/a/4hqUAkN --- Wake up. You have to wake up. *currently a preta/hungry ghost* Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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apocalyptic_4 06/10/22 5:14:27 PM #24: |
Go use the women's or handicap washroom --- XBL: Mrpicardbottoms PSN: Bosh369 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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samurai bandit 06/10/22 5:16:00 PM #25: |
Those massage thingies --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigblu89 06/10/22 5:23:13 PM #26: |
Slayer_22 posted... Your supervisor walks into the bathroom and says 'Sorry, there's nothing I can do.' Before walking out.Then I go piss in the parking lot. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 06/10/22 5:24:08 PM #27: |
Slayer_22 posted... He makes direct eye contact.A biblical angel's dick. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 06/10/22 5:25:18 PM #28: |
PoopPotato posted... I crawl back into the bathroom, angry and sore. I can't help but try to answer the riddle so that I can take a piss.He proceeds to pee on your pants so it looks like you peed yourself, and with a booming voice, says 'WRONG!' nfearurspecimn posted... https://imgur.com/a/4hqUAkNHe urinates on the floor behind you and trips you into it. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 06/10/22 5:27:58 PM #29: |
apocalyptic_4 posted... Go use the women's or handicap washroomHe is in every bathroom. samurai bandit posted... Those massage thingiesWith great speed, he roundhouse kicks your genitals. bigblu89 posted... Then I go piss in the parking lot.He calls you a coward. And the parking lot is incredibly crowded for some reason. DrizztLink posted... A biblical angel's dick.He swiftly delivers a kick that, while it doesn't damage you, the shockwave of which cause you to feel incredibly nauseous. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 06/10/22 5:30:00 PM #30: |
As the hot pee soaks my pants, I look up with tears forming in my eyes. "it's a motor shaft! Like what would be used in an air conditioner to turn a fan!" --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bishop_Hastur 06/10/22 8:08:12 PM #31: |
Slayer_22 posted... He makes direct eye contact.Head on, which you apply directly to the forehead. --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 06/11/22 8:13:15 AM #32: |
Urinal riddle master..... I ha e to pee so bad... Please... Respond --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 06/11/22 8:23:51 AM #33: |
I just start crying. Like, full-on, snot-running, dry-heaving crying. Loudly and non-stop. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jumi 06/11/22 9:35:27 AM #34: |
I train with a martial Arts master for 20 years, then return to the bathroom and kick his ass. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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