Current Events > $1,000,000 but when you die you become merged with a tree.

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UnfairRepresent 06/19/22 4:56:13 PM #1:	Would you take it? Yes No Would you take it? - Results (36 votes) Yes 47.22% (17 votes) 17 No 52.78% (19 votes) 19 Money is after tax but if you take it then the day you die instead of going to hell you will suddenly become a concious head sticking out of an English Oak tree. You'll be able to talk and wiggle your head around a little, as well as smell, and hear and feel pain but you can't move from the spot. English Oak trees live for centuries. https://i.imgur.com/O5MukYg.jpeg Would you take it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:965944567] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote> Would you take it? Yes No Vote View Results Would you take it? - Results (36 votes) Yes 47.22% (17 votes) 17 No 52.78% (19 votes) 19 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80063690', message: '0', key: '7df1edab' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Money is after tax but if you take it then the day you die instead of going to hell you will suddenly become a concious head sticking out of an English Oak tree. You'll be able to talk and wiggle your head around a little, as well as smell, and hear and feel pain but you can't move from the spot. English Oak trees live for centuries. https://i.imgur.com/O5MukYg.jpeg Would you take it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchNemo 06/19/22 4:57:41 PM #2:	And feel pain? Nah --- Down with the Signess. <cite>ArchNemo posted [p:965944603] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>And feel pain? Nah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetroGamer68 06/19/22 4:58:46 PM #3:	Morty, Moooorrttyyy, Im a tree! --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>RetroGamer68 posted [p:965944618] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>Morty, Moooorrttyyy, Im a tree! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 06/19/22 5:38:18 PM #4:	Not going to wait for some weird lumberjack with daddy issues to come to my rescue via axe-to-throat resuscitation so no deal. <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:965945450] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>Not going to wait for some weird lumberjack with daddy issues to come to my rescue via axe-to-throat resuscitation so no deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 06/19/22 5:39:14 PM #5:	Why in the hell was there not a picture of Harold? --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:965945466] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>Why in the hell was there not a picture of Harold? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 06/19/22 5:45:55 PM #7:	Did this happen in a ~~black mirror episode?~~ Not the money, but merging with a tree part --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:965945620] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>Did this happen in a black mirror episode? Not the money, but merging with a tree part</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 06/19/22 6:08:15 PM #8:	Sounds kinda cool. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:965946162] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>Sounds kinda cool.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 06/19/22 6:09:55 PM #10:	I'd plan ahead for it. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:965946197] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>I'd plan ahead for it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 06/19/22 6:44:59 PM #11:	Voted yes until I saw that you feel pain. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:965946958] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>Voted yes until I saw that you feel pain. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InTheEyesOfFire 06/19/22 6:51:13 PM #12:	pfh1001 posted... Sounds kinda cool. --- "Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?" <cite>InTheEyesOfFire posted [p:965947091] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>pfh1001 posted... </cite> <quote>Sounds kinda cool.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 06/19/22 6:51:44 PM #13:	I'm already a tree --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:965947101] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>I'm already a tree </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 06/19/22 6:54:12 PM #14:	Rain would be so annoying. Is the tree conscious? --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:965947159] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>Rain would be so annoying. Is the tree conscious? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smashingpmkns 06/19/22 7:09:57 PM #16:	The alternative is going to hell+no money so yeah, I'll take it. --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:965947470] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>The alternative is going to hell+no money so yeah, I'll take it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 06/19/22 7:11:47 PM #17:	Smashingpmkns posted... The alternative is going to hell+no money so yeah, I'll take it. ??? --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:965947514] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>The alternative is going to hell+no money so yeah, I'll take it.</quote>??? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 06/19/22 7:13:33 PM #18:	UnfairRepresent posted... the day you die instead of going to hell --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:965947550] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>the day you die instead of going to hell</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TerraSeeker 06/19/22 7:21:01 PM #19:	That would be pretty freaky. You would go insane if you were conscious. --- Your words are as empty as your soul <cite>TerraSeeker posted [p:965947700] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>That would be pretty freaky. You would go insane if you were conscious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 06/19/22 7:30:37 PM #20:	Can you communicate with other people? --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:965947904] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>Can you communicate with other people?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/20/22 12:44:33 AM #21:	LinkPizza posted... Can you communicate with other people? yes MedeaLysistrata posted... Rain would be so annoying. Is the tree conscious? yes since you are the tree --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:965953586] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>LinkPizza posted... </cite> <quote>Can you communicate with other people?</quote>yes MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite> <quote>Rain would be so annoying. Is the tree conscious?</quote> yes since you are the tree </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 06/20/22 12:46:19 AM #22:	Yes sir. I think i could maybe befriend some tree huggers so i wont feel lonely. Maybe they can fight for me too. --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:965953611] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>Yes sir. I think i could maybe befriend some tree huggers so i wont feel lonely. Maybe they can fight for me too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 06/20/22 12:46:53 AM #23:	oh uh go to hell otherwise? I guess I'd take being a tree then. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:965953621] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>oh uh go to hell otherwise? I guess I'd take being a tree then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/23/22 6:03:12 AM #24:	nfearurspecimn posted... oh uh go to hell otherwise? I guess I'd take being a tree then. I guess we'll never know but if Christian hell exists all of CE is going there for jerking off too much --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:966035635] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>nfearurspecimn posted... </cite> <quote>oh uh go to hell otherwise? I guess I'd take being a tree then.</quote>I guess we'll never know but if Christian hell exists all of CE is going there for jerking off too much </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 06/23/22 6:05:13 AM #25:	No, that would be the most boring existence around. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:966035655] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>No, that would be the most boring existence around. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TentacleDemon 06/23/22 6:06:45 AM #26:	If someone took my head off the tree with a chainsaw, would I die? Or would the head remain alive and conscious? <cite>TentacleDemon posted [p:966035673] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote>If someone took my head off the tree with a chainsaw, would I die? Or would the head remain alive and conscious? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 06/23/22 6:13:54 AM #27:	Is there a downside? --- Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds, along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence. <cite>rexcrk posted [p:966035739] in $1,000,000... [t:80063690]...</cite> <quote> Is there a downside? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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