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Accolon
07/06/22 10:29:37 AM
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The parent had some kind of thing and fell down. The ambulance came and took them away, but left the 9 year old kid at the store.


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sauceje
07/06/22 10:31:14 AM
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Guess you're the new parent then

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Tyranthraxus
07/06/22 10:32:15 AM
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Accolon posted...
The parent had some kind of thing and fell down. The ambulance came and took them away, but left the 9 year old kid at the store.
Oh that happened to me all the time when I worked in retail except there was no ambulance.

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AablMind
07/06/22 10:33:01 AM
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Would probably have added a couple grand to her bill if they took the kid.

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Cocytus
07/06/22 10:33:09 AM
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Call 911 and tell them they forgot the kid.
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kingdrake2
07/06/22 10:56:39 AM
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Cocytus posted...
Call 911 and tell them they forgot the kid.


misuse of 911. non emergency number and that.

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toreysback
07/06/22 10:58:12 AM
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an abandoned 3 year old kid is an emergency

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MabusIncarnate
07/06/22 10:59:09 AM
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Teach him how to run the register and go take a long, paid break.

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Relient_K
07/06/22 11:00:11 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
misuse of 911. non emergency number and that.
It's effectively an abandoned child. Unfortunately the parent is more likely to be charged than anything else happening.

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Tyranthraxus
07/06/22 11:02:13 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
misuse of 911. non emergency number and that.
I disagree. It's not a medical emergency but the kid is in danger without a legal custodian.

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ChopinList
07/06/22 11:02:17 AM
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Cocytus posted...
Call 911 and tell them they forgot the kid.

You cant do that. No one is in immediate danger.

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Zikten
07/06/22 11:56:54 AM
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How the hell does this happen? They were supposed to arrange for someone to pick him up. You don't just drive off and leave him alone

The ambulance team should all be fired
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Tyranthraxus
07/06/22 12:01:07 PM
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Zikten posted...
How the hell does this happen? They were supposed to arrange for someone to pick him up. You don't just drive off and leave him alone

The ambulance team should all be fired
Possible the condition of the parent was extremely severe and they all left in a hurry.

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SpaceBear_
07/06/22 12:13:15 PM
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Congratulations on your new child.

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Solar_Crimson
07/06/22 12:14:23 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
misuse of 911. non emergency number and that.
A child being left behind qualifies as an emergency.

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ArchNemo
07/06/22 12:15:52 PM
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Sounds like he's having a stressful time. Maybe offer him a cigarette?

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KogaSteelfang
07/06/22 12:16:05 PM
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This happened to me. As in, I was the child left behind when I was 9. This is ramping my anxiety up remembering back.

Edit: Also, your town should have a non emergency police # to call. They'd probably be quick to sort it out with an unattended child.

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Tenlaar
07/06/22 12:18:53 PM
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A child who is separated from their parent but is in absolutely no immediate danger is a non-emergency call.
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Tyranthraxus
07/06/22 12:20:27 PM
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ArchNemo posted...
Sounds like he's having a stressful time. Maybe offer him a cigarette?

https://youtube.com/shorts/F08Ms-2NOvI

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CommonStar
07/06/22 12:21:12 PM
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Does the kid know the number for their other parent or a near by relative?
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NeonOctopus
07/06/22 12:35:19 PM
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I would just call the cops >_>

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RenescoStCewl
07/06/22 12:42:07 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Whats with this nonsense? The child is alone and likely traumatized after seeing their parent collapse and taken to an ambulance. Thats the definition of an emergency situation.
Yeah I don't know what people are thinking. You can't just abandon 3 year olds and assume they will be ok

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Mr_Rian
07/06/22 12:48:34 PM
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Why are a couple of you people making the kid younger in their response?

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Very_Unreliable
07/06/22 12:49:46 PM
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It's literally an abandoned 6 month old baby, you need to call 911.

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ArchNemo
07/06/22 12:51:59 PM
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But seriously you need to call 911. I don't think a one month old child should be away from its mother this long.

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AlCalavicci
07/06/22 12:53:51 PM
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Very_Unreliable posted...
It's literally an abandoned 6 month old baby, you need to call 911.

This made me laugh out loud, especially after previous posts ITT, and the username

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Interstella5555
07/06/22 12:55:49 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
misuse of 911. non emergency number and that.

You...don't think that's an emergency?
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wackyteen
07/06/22 1:02:49 PM
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A younger child, might constitute enough of an emergency to call 911.

9 years old, call the non-emergency nunber and get them to send a cruiser along to take the kid to the hospital (if known which). If unknown which hospital, kid can give his parents name and the police can call local hospitals to check recent emergency admittance.

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RenescoStCewl
07/06/22 1:38:23 PM
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Guys, 1 year olds can't be left next to volcanoes. They will topple into it.

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wackyteen
07/06/22 1:39:12 PM
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RenescoStCewl posted...
Guys, 1 year olds can't be left next to volcanoes. They will topple into it.
More likely to topple you into it

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noisetank
07/06/22 1:39:37 PM
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SpaceBear_ posted...
Congratulations on your new child.


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Cocytus
07/06/22 1:40:15 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
misuse of 911. non emergency number and that.
An abandoned kid is an emergency, idiot.
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Dingydang166
07/06/22 1:44:40 PM
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Who the fuck in here "u cant call 911 for dat", ill fucking call 911 when I want to call 911. You think they gonna send the cops to arrest you because you called about a kid? Worst case scenario is you get someone midly irritated on the other end of the phone. Ill call when I goddamn please with how many fucking taxes I pay
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Aressar
07/06/22 1:58:04 PM
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I honestly don't know how many of these "call 911 this is an emergency" are trolling or sincere, but they definitely make me lol out loud

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Tenlaar
07/06/22 2:25:58 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Whats with this nonsense? The child is alone and likely traumatized after seeing their parent collapse and taken to an ambulance. Thats the definition of an emergency situation.
No, its not. It wont make any difference whether the police are there in 7 minutes or 20.
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ellis123
07/06/22 2:27:56 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

But not wrong.

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YugiNoob
07/06/22 2:28:57 PM
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You could call 911 and explain the situation. When you call they ask if its an emergency or not, so you can say youre not sure and say what happened.

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Dingydang166
07/06/22 2:37:43 PM
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Tenlaar posted...
No, its not. It wont make any difference whether the police are there in 7 minutes or 20.

You don't KNOW that. You don't know the people around the kid. You don't know the kid. Just call 911.
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Aressar
07/06/22 3:14:25 PM
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Dingydang166 posted...
You don't KNOW that. You don't know the people around the kid. You don't know the kid. Just call 911.

Yeah man. The kid might like, explode or something

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Zikten
07/06/22 3:18:31 PM
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So is the kid still at the store?
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GuerrillaSoldier
07/06/22 3:27:59 PM
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i'm so confused at how many people are trolling about taking up an emergency line for a non-emergency situation, lol

911 operators must deal with so much shit

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Stagmar
07/06/22 3:28:27 PM
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Zikten posted...
So is the kid still at the store?
I think the kid de-aged out of existence.

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mustachedmystic
07/06/22 3:30:48 PM
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toreysback posted...
an abandoned 3 year old kid is an emergency
As would a 9 year old that suddenly becomes 6 years younger.

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MrDrMan
07/06/22 3:35:53 PM
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You dont call 911 because its an emergency. You call 911 because its a liability nightmare.

Call 911 and let them handle it. Cant believe people are even debating this.

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