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NeonOctopus
07/12/22 6:19:43 PM
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Inspired by BMW's heated seat microtransation bullshit

Spend $20 to get 200 brake pedal pushes.

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MC_BatCommander
07/12/22 6:20:33 PM
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10 dollars to turn on car

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Smackems
07/12/22 6:21:18 PM
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5 bucks for window control

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NeonOctopus
07/12/22 6:22:03 PM
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Your turn signal only has 20 more clicks left. Would you like to buy more? We have a 10% off sale going on right now for our anniversary!

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Flockaveli
07/12/22 6:22:48 PM
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Pay $5 to adjust your mirrors.

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Guns_of_Verdun
07/12/22 6:22:54 PM
#6:


Horse armor

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NeonOctopus
07/12/22 6:24:32 PM
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Imagine if it had gacha mechanics too.

"I was hoping to get the radio, which is a 0.5% pull. But I only ended up getting lame repeats like a glovebox light and trip odometer B : ("

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ViewtifulJoe
07/12/22 6:24:53 PM
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Pay to open the car doors.

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Flockaveli
07/12/22 6:26:12 PM
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Tired of paying for wipers when it never rains where you live? Just shut them off and pay $15 to reactivate it when you need them again.

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NeonOctopus
07/12/22 6:27:20 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Tired of paying for wipers when it never rains where you live? Just shut them off and pay $15 to reactivate it when you need them again.
And you gotta pay $10 for every 20 wipes. It's only 50 cents a wipe!

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KnightofShikari
07/12/22 6:27:39 PM
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$1 per month for each degree of heating or cooling, not interchangeable

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Flockaveli
07/12/22 6:29:38 PM
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Carpool Package includes unlimited opening and closing of the two back doors for $20 a month.

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TheHoldSteady
07/12/22 6:30:16 PM
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You can turn on your standard headlights for free. Or just pay $49.95 a month for our Premium Headlight Service, which allows you access to high beam headlights, fog lights* and even automatic headlights** so you never have to remember to turn your headlights off ever again! Start a 7 day free trial today.

* On certain models.
** $7.95 a month surcharge.
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NeonOctopus
07/12/22 6:31:16 PM
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Babyseat option that's $20 for 20 hours. And if it runs out before you renew it, the baby seat immediately detaches and your kid goes soaring towards the front seat lol

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TheHoldSteady
07/12/22 6:32:01 PM
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Cruise Control is only available to active Ford Gold subscribers. Why wait? Join the Ford family today!
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NeonOctopus
07/12/22 6:32:55 PM
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TheHoldSteady posted...
Cruise Control is only available to active Ford Gold subscribers. Why wait? Join the Ford family today!
And Ford Gold Plus+ users gain the option to adjust the speed during cruise control

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Flockaveli
07/12/22 6:33:54 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Babyseat option that's $20 for 20 hours. And if it runs out before you renew it, the baby seat immediately detaches and your kid goes soaring towards the front seat lol
"We'll save you the hassle and throw your kid through the windshield ourselves. Less work for you."

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modena
07/12/22 6:38:35 PM
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TheHoldSteady posted...
Cruise Control is only available to active Ford Gold subscribers. Why wait? Join the Ford family today!
This pissed me off immediately lol, good job.

Mine is front/rear windshield heaters. Year round $50. For 1 month is $15.

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xMythic
07/12/22 6:58:13 PM
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Downloadable horn-tones
800 GM-Bucks for basic sounds (old-time ahooga horn, etc.)
1600 GM-Bucks for licensed songs
2800 GM-Bucks for $20

Achievements - earn GM Points to keep up with your friends!
Joy rider - Take a two hour trip with no stops, beginning and ending at the same spot - 25 GM Points
Stunt driver - Successfully perform a J-turn - 100 GM Points
Up to 1000 GM Points can be earned with each GM vehicle you own!


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NeonOctopus
07/12/22 6:58:20 PM
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Sorry, you need to purchase a proprietary tire adaptor to put air in your tires. Only $25!

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Pitlord_Special
07/12/22 7:02:22 PM
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Subscribe and save with the CargoFlex package that fits your SUV's storage needs

Plus ($19.99/mo)
-3000 lbs towing capacity
-glovebox access
-unlocked roof rack mounting points

Elite ($29.99/mo)
-4000 lbs towing capacity
-glovebox access
-unlocked roof rack mounting points
-center console access
-foldable rear seats

Elite Plus ($34.99/mo) best value!
-5000 lbs towing capacity
-glovebox access
-unlocked roof rack mounting points
-center console access
-foldable rear seats
exclusive:
-cup holder access
-assisted open liftgate


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NeonOctopus
07/12/22 11:27:33 PM
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bump

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Incurso91
07/12/22 11:30:10 PM
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$20/month nets you the ability to fill your gas tank half full. $30/month ups it to 3/4 full. $35/month allows you full access.
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DespondentDeity
07/12/22 11:32:20 PM
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https://youtu.be/8YDpvMYk5jA

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YugiNoob
07/12/22 11:33:34 PM
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Automatic transmission is a monthly subscription. Learn manual scrubs

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gunplagirl
07/12/22 11:35:44 PM
#27:


$2 per week to use your cup holder or $100 a year.

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NeonOctopus
07/12/22 11:35:50 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
Automatic transmission is a monthly subscription. Learn manual scrubs
I drive manual so I'm okay with that lol

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NeonOctopus
07/12/22 11:41:56 PM
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You gotta spend $10 a week to use your rear view mirror. And if you add another $5 per week, you get to use the light dimmer feature on it

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Kloe_Rinz
07/12/22 11:57:53 PM
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$5 per kilometre fuel efficiency service.
if you dont pay it, your fuel is rejected and ejected by the engine
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Master_Bass
07/13/22 12:01:15 AM
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If you'd like to use seat belts you have to pay $9.99 a month per seat belt.

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FabIe
07/13/22 12:04:32 AM
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Your car is low on mileage! Refill with 50 gems now!

Gem packs:

11 gems - $0.99
51 gems - $4.99
101 gems - $9.99
449 gems - $49.99
1,000 gems - $99.99 (best value!)

Keep in mind the car still needs gas/charging.

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NeonOctopus
07/13/22 7:37:47 AM
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$10 monthly air retention fee for your tires. If you fail to pay, the caps on your tires shoot out and all the air leaks out of them

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Ricemills
07/13/22 7:39:08 AM
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$30 for turn signal, bt BMW owners never used them anyway

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Thompson
07/13/22 8:11:16 AM
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Free membership package.
Forward visibility access.*
30 weekly entry credits.**
30 mph velocity cap.
Ads play every 2 miles.

$4,99 membership package.
Side and forward visibility access.*
150 weekly entry credits.**
50 mph velocity cap.
Ads play every 10 miles.

$14,99 membership benefit package.
Full visiblity access.*
500 daily entry credits.**
80 mph velocity cap.
Ad-free windshield.

*Unpurchased windows are covered with opaque duct tape. Do not use third party hardware or biological appendages to unblock the windows.
**One door opening/closing costs 10 credits.

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Hornezz
07/13/22 8:27:24 AM
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Sadly, your glove box subscription has run out. Renew now to regain access to your items!

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MabusIncarnate
07/13/22 8:33:22 AM
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No one likes driving and dying! For just $11.95 a month, activate your drivers side air bag, or include the passenger seat for just an additional $5!

Bundle with your Seatbelt Safety subscription to save even more!

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Nemu
07/13/22 8:42:54 AM
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Sorry, the rear seats are for Platinum Members. For only an extra $1499.99 per seat per month, you can allow up to four people to ride in your car!
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Prismsblade
07/13/22 8:46:04 AM
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i think a more realistic one would be front/rear dash cam usage for $5 a month. It's something I do see alot of people paying for over a one time pay of $100+ for a good one themselves. Especially one built into the vehicle.

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wackyteen
07/13/22 10:06:51 AM
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FabIe posted...
Your car is low on mileage! Refill with 50 gems now!

Gem packs:

11 gems - $0.99
51 gems - $4.99
101 gems - $9.99
449 gems - $49.99
1,000 gems - $99.99 (best value!)

Keep in mind the car still needs gas/charging.
No, it'd be:

8 Gems - $0.99
49 Gems - $4.99
99 Gems - $9.99
249 Gems - $24.99
499 Gems - $49.99
1149 Gems - $99.99 (3* free fill ups!)

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Seaman_Prime
07/13/22 12:26:36 PM
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Early access car, what youll get are the wheels and a detailed roadmap of the car you will eventually have once we finished outsourcing the labor on it. Not all parts are included and may be added through additional payments
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