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NeonOctopus 07/12/22 6:19:43 PM #1: |
Inspired by BMW's heated seat microtransation bullshit Spend $20 to get 200 brake pedal pushes. --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 07/12/22 6:20:33 PM #2: |
10 dollars to turn on car --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 07/12/22 6:21:18 PM #3: |
5 bucks for window control --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/12/22 6:22:03 PM #4: |
Your turn signal only has 20 more clicks left. Would you like to buy more? We have a 10% off sale going on right now for our anniversary! --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 07/12/22 6:22:48 PM #5: |
Pay $5 to adjust your mirrors. --- The Handsomest Man in O-Town. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guns_of_Verdun 07/12/22 6:22:54 PM #6: |
Horse armor --- http://i.imgur.com/VwJsmAR.gifv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/12/22 6:24:32 PM #7: |
Imagine if it had gacha mechanics too. "I was hoping to get the radio, which is a 0.5% pull. But I only ended up getting lame repeats like a glovebox light and trip odometer B : (" --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ViewtifulJoe 07/12/22 6:24:53 PM #8: |
Pay to open the car doors. --- Still waiting on that third threat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 07/12/22 6:26:12 PM #9: |
Tired of paying for wipers when it never rains where you live? Just shut them off and pay $15 to reactivate it when you need them again. --- The Handsomest Man in O-Town. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/12/22 6:27:20 PM #10: |
Flockaveli posted... Tired of paying for wipers when it never rains where you live? Just shut them off and pay $15 to reactivate it when you need them again.And you gotta pay $10 for every 20 wipes. It's only 50 cents a wipe! --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KnightofShikari 07/12/22 6:27:39 PM #11: |
$1 per month for each degree of heating or cooling, not interchangeable --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 07/12/22 6:29:38 PM #12: |
Carpool Package includes unlimited opening and closing of the two back doors for $20 a month. --- The Handsomest Man in O-Town. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheHoldSteady 07/12/22 6:30:16 PM #13: |
You can turn on your standard headlights for free. Or just pay $49.95 a month for our Premium Headlight Service, which allows you access to high beam headlights, fog lights* and even automatic headlights** so you never have to remember to turn your headlights off ever again! Start a 7 day free trial today. * On certain models. ** $7.95 a month surcharge. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/12/22 6:31:16 PM #14: |
Babyseat option that's $20 for 20 hours. And if it runs out before you renew it, the baby seat immediately detaches and your kid goes soaring towards the front seat lol --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheHoldSteady 07/12/22 6:32:01 PM #15: |
Cruise Control is only available to active Ford Gold subscribers. Why wait? Join the Ford family today! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/12/22 6:32:55 PM #16: |
TheHoldSteady posted... Cruise Control is only available to active Ford Gold subscribers. Why wait? Join the Ford family today!And Ford Gold Plus+ users gain the option to adjust the speed during cruise control --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 07/12/22 6:33:54 PM #17: |
NeonOctopus posted... Babyseat option that's $20 for 20 hours. And if it runs out before you renew it, the baby seat immediately detaches and your kid goes soaring towards the front seat lol"We'll save you the hassle and throw your kid through the windshield ourselves. Less work for you." --- The Handsomest Man in O-Town. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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modena 07/12/22 6:38:35 PM #18: |
TheHoldSteady posted... Cruise Control is only available to active Ford Gold subscribers. Why wait? Join the Ford family today!This pissed me off immediately lol, good job. Mine is front/rear windshield heaters. Year round $50. For 1 month is $15. --- I'm surrounded ... Copied to Clipboard!
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xMythic 07/12/22 6:58:13 PM #19: |
Downloadable horn-tones 800 GM-Bucks for basic sounds (old-time ahooga horn, etc.) 1600 GM-Bucks for licensed songs 2800 GM-Bucks for $20 Achievements - earn GM Points to keep up with your friends! Joy rider - Take a two hour trip with no stops, beginning and ending at the same spot - 25 GM Points Stunt driver - Successfully perform a J-turn - 100 GM Points Up to 1000 GM Points can be earned with each GM vehicle you own! --- GT: xMythic Epic: ser.jacob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/12/22 6:58:20 PM #20: |
Sorry, you need to purchase a proprietary tire adaptor to put air in your tires. Only $25! --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pitlord_Special 07/12/22 7:02:22 PM #21: |
Subscribe and save with the CargoFlex package that fits your SUV's storage needs Plus ($19.99/mo) -3000 lbs towing capacity -glovebox access -unlocked roof rack mounting points Elite ($29.99/mo) -4000 lbs towing capacity -glovebox access -unlocked roof rack mounting points -center console access -foldable rear seats Elite Plus ($34.99/mo) best value! -5000 lbs towing capacity -glovebox access -unlocked roof rack mounting points -center console access -foldable rear seats exclusive: -cup holder access -assisted open liftgate --- Posted from my iPhone 13 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/12/22 11:27:33 PM #22: |
bump --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Incurso91 07/12/22 11:30:10 PM #23: |
$20/month nets you the ability to fill your gas tank half full. $30/month ups it to 3/4 full. $35/month allows you full access. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DespondentDeity 07/12/22 11:32:20 PM #25: |
https://youtu.be/8YDpvMYk5jA --- SHE: In black of night, a die is cast, heavens overflow with stars HER: All is light, all is ash, you must become just as you are ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 07/12/22 11:33:34 PM #26: |
Automatic transmission is a monthly subscription. Learn manual scrubs --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 07/12/22 11:35:44 PM #27: |
$2 per week to use your cup holder or $100 a year. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/12/22 11:35:50 PM #28: |
YugiNoob posted... Automatic transmission is a monthly subscription. Learn manual scrubsI drive manual so I'm okay with that lol --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/12/22 11:41:56 PM #29: |
You gotta spend $10 a week to use your rear view mirror. And if you add another $5 per week, you get to use the light dimmer feature on it --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kloe_Rinz 07/12/22 11:57:53 PM #30: |
$5 per kilometre fuel efficiency service. if you dont pay it, your fuel is rejected and ejected by the engine ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Bass 07/13/22 12:01:15 AM #31: |
If you'd like to use seat belts you have to pay $9.99 a month per seat belt. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FabIe 07/13/22 12:04:32 AM #32: |
Your car is low on mileage! Refill with 50 gems now! Gem packs: 11 gems - $0.99 51 gems - $4.99 101 gems - $9.99 449 gems - $49.99 1,000 gems - $99.99 (best value!) Keep in mind the car still needs gas/charging. --- Spirits sing of a powerful creature that rules over all that is mystic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/13/22 7:37:47 AM #33: |
$10 monthly air retention fee for your tires. If you fail to pay, the caps on your tires shoot out and all the air leaks out of them --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ricemills 07/13/22 7:39:08 AM #34: |
$30 for turn signal, bt BMW owners never used them anyway --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thompson 07/13/22 8:11:16 AM #35: |
Free membership package. Forward visibility access.* 30 weekly entry credits.** 30 mph velocity cap. Ads play every 2 miles. $4,99 membership package. Side and forward visibility access.* 150 weekly entry credits.** 50 mph velocity cap. Ads play every 10 miles. $14,99 membership benefit package. Full visiblity access.* 500 daily entry credits.** 80 mph velocity cap. Ad-free windshield. *Unpurchased windows are covered with opaque duct tape. Do not use third party hardware or biological appendages to unblock the windows. **One door opening/closing costs 10 credits. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hornezz 07/13/22 8:27:24 AM #37: |
Sadly, your glove box subscription has run out. Renew now to regain access to your items! --- In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spinaciae habes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 07/13/22 8:33:22 AM #38: |
No one likes driving and dying! For just $11.95 a month, activate your drivers side air bag, or include the passenger seat for just an additional $5! Bundle with your Seatbelt Safety subscription to save even more! --- Eradicate but vindicate as "progress" creeps along. Puritan work ethic maintains its subconscious edge, as Old Glory maintains your consciousness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nemu 07/13/22 8:42:54 AM #39: |
Sorry, the rear seats are for Platinum Members. For only an extra $1499.99 per seat per month, you can allow up to four people to ride in your car! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prismsblade 07/13/22 8:46:04 AM #40: |
i think a more realistic one would be front/rear dash cam usage for $5 a month. It's something I do see alot of people paying for over a one time pay of $100+ for a good one themselves. Especially one built into the vehicle. --- 3DS FC:3368-5403-9633 Name: Kaizer PSN: Blackkaizer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 07/13/22 10:06:51 AM #42: |
FabIe posted... Your car is low on mileage! Refill with 50 gems now!No, it'd be: 8 Gems - $0.99 49 Gems - $4.99 99 Gems - $9.99 249 Gems - $24.99 499 Gems - $49.99 1149 Gems - $99.99 (3* free fill ups!) --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Seaman_Prime 07/13/22 12:26:36 PM #43: |
Early access car, what youll get are the wheels and a detailed roadmap of the car you will eventually have once we finished outsourcing the labor on it. Not all parts are included and may be added through additional payments ... Copied to Clipboard!
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