Current Events > Wow, I forgot how visually awful the strip club in Vice City is lol

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NeonOctopus 07/14/22 10:55:58 AM #1:	I probably can't post videos on puritan gamefaqs, so just look it up on youtube or something >_> When you buy the strip club, you can finally go inside. And when you get a lapdance, a random chick with 20 polygons will come out and """dance""" for you. Which involves Tommy just sitting there hunched over while the stripper does goofy shit in front of him like wave her arms around or squat up and down. And the thing is, you gotta watch this stripper dance for 10 minutes straight in order to complete the Stripper Club mission and start gaining money for the property. I don't understand how anyone would find this hot >_> Even as a horny 12yo Neon, I thought this shit was goofy lol. Soul Calibur 2 with the titty jiggling was much better to my past self. --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:966566645] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>I probably can't post videos on puritan gamefaqs, so just look it up on youtube or something >_> When you buy the strip club, you can finally go inside. And when you get a lapdance, a random chick with 20 polygons will come out and """dance""" for you. Which involves Tommy just sitting there hunched over while the stripper does goofy shit in front of him like wave her arms around or squat up and down. And the thing is, you gotta watch this stripper dance for 10 minutes straight in order to complete the Stripper Club mission and start gaining money for the property. I don't understand how anyone would find this hot >_> Even as a horny 12yo Neon, I thought this shit was goofy lol. Soul Calibur 2 with the titty jiggling was much better to my past self. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CreekCo 07/14/22 10:57:32 AM #2:	Kinda sad sorta like real life in a way --- It all returns to nothing It just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down. (NGE) <cite>CreekCo posted [p:966566684] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>Kinda sad sorta like real life in a way </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ForsakenHermit 07/14/22 11:10:24 AM #4:	San Andreas isn't any better. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:966566976] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>San Andreas isn't any better. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TendoDRM 07/14/22 11:11:51 AM #5:	ForsakenHermit posted... San Andreas isn't any better. Sure it is, it had 12 polygons! --- Cel Damage! Tonight at 8:00! <cite>TendoDRM posted [p:966567008] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>ForsakenHermit posted... </cite> <quote>San Andreas isn't any better.</quote> Sure it is, it had 12 polygons! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/14/22 11:12:23 AM #6:	NeonOctopus posted... Soul Calibur 4 ivy with the titty jiggling --- It happens with literally every single generation, and now it's your turn. You are the modern version of a grandfather watching old war movies: Lionhartwolf <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:966567023] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote>Soul Calibur 4 ivy with the titty jiggling</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 07/14/22 11:13:19 AM #7:	GTA V's strip clubs were a huge improvement. --- Doom, the game with unlimited ways to play. <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:966567046] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>GTA V's strip clubs were a huge improvement. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 07/14/22 11:14:33 AM #8:	who wants to look at polygonized boobies anyway? its kinda dumb IMO. lol <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:966567067] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>who wants to look at polygonized boobies anyway? its kinda dumb IMO. lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/14/22 11:19:13 AM #9:	Cheater87 posted... GTA V's strip clubs were a huge improvement. Yeah, they definitely are! We've come a long way from Hot Coffee lol --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:966567174] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>Cheater87 posted... </cite> <quote>GTA V's strip clubs were a huge improvement.</quote>Yeah, they definitely are! We've come a long way from Hot Coffee lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/14/22 5:48:23 PM #10:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dMJyA9dyvY --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:966576639] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dMJyA9dyvY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/15/22 8:51:48 PM #11:	How were the strip clubs in 4? Were they any good or nah? Did you see nip in them? >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:966605275] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>How were the strip clubs in 4? Were they any good or nah? Did you see nip in them? >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_HayleyWilliams 07/15/22 8:54:51 PM #12:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... who wants to look at polygonized boobies anyway? its kinda dumb IMO. lol People lost their shit over Lara Croft's "boobs" lol. Some gamers are so thirsty. --- hockeybub89 <cite>_HayleyWilliams posted [p:966605344] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted... </cite> <quote>who wants to look at polygonized boobies anyway? its kinda dumb IMO. lol</quote>People lost their shit over Lara Croft's "boobs" lol. Some gamers are so thirsty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/15/22 8:55:47 PM #13:	_HayleyWilliams posted... People lost their shit over Lara Croft's "boobs" lol. Some gamers are so thirsty. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/9/AAUsi-AADdQn.jpg --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:966605361] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>_HayleyWilliams posted... </cite> <quote>People lost their shit over Lara Croft's "boobs" lol. Some gamers are so thirsty.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/9/AAUsi-AADdQn.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 07/15/22 9:12:48 PM #14:	NeonOctopus posted... How were the strip clubs in 4? Were they any good or nah? Did you see nip in them? >_> Adequate. Depends on how much money you wanted to spend there. Yes. --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:966605756] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>How were the strip clubs in 4? Were they any good or nah? Did you see nip in them? >_></quote>Adequate. Depends on how much money you wanted to spend there. Yes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 07/15/22 9:21:25 PM #15:	NeonOctopus posted... I don't understand how anyone would find this hot >_> Dis sounds like a question for our resident horn dog. Id summon Vegy myself, but for som reason da site wont let me @ him. --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:966605932] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> I don't understand how anyone would find this hot >_> Dis sounds like a question for our resident horn dog. Id summon Vegy myself, but for som reason da site wont let me @ him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Collat 07/15/22 9:39:45 PM #16:	Didn't they just use the same models as the beach NPCs? I think there was always a pregnant stripper with a bunch of bikers watching her too. <cite>Collat posted [p:966606322] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>Didn't they just use the same models as the beach NPCs? I think there was always a pregnant stripper with a bunch of bikers watching her too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 07/15/22 9:40:11 PM #17:	I wish I could play Vice City again. That one might be my favorite GTA of all time. --- The burden of proof is on those who argue that authority and domination are necessary. Libertarian socialist. <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:966606333] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>I wish I could play Vice City again. That one might be my favorite GTA of all time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/15/22 9:58:05 PM #18:	Collat posted... Didn't they just use the same models as the beach NPCs? I think there was always a pregnant stripper with a bunch of bikers watching her too. No, there's definitely exclusive stripper models in the club --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:966606676] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>Collat posted... </cite> <quote>Didn't they just use the same models as the beach NPCs? I think there was always a pregnant stripper with a bunch of bikers watching her too.</quote>No, there's definitely exclusive stripper models in the club </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/15/22 9:58:22 PM #19:	AloneIBreak posted... I wish I could play Vice City again. That one might be my favorite GTA of all time. I just beat it. What's stopping you from replaying it? --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:966606682] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>AloneIBreak posted... </cite> <quote>I wish I could play Vice City again. That one might be my favorite GTA of all time.</quote>I just beat it. What's stopping you from replaying it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Collat 07/15/22 11:00:18 PM #20:	NeonOctopus posted... No, there's definitely exclusive stripper models in the club My bad. Maybe it was dance animations that they recycled. <cite>Collat posted [p:966607923] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>No, there's definitely exclusive stripper models in the club</quote>My bad. Maybe it was dance animations that they recycled. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 07/16/22 12:19:36 AM #21:	https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QjKX-AXt1lw --- http://i.imgur.com/QfpP05s.png http://i.imgur.com/vdnZ1o6.png http://i.imgur.com/zTgf822.png <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:966609239] in Wow, I for... [t:80093946]...</cite> <quote>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QjKX-AXt1lw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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