Current Events > Favorite waifu from GTA San Andreas? >_>

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Millie > Katie > Denise > Michelle > Barbara > Helena

Millie is best cause she's kinky. I get with Michelle for the extra pay and spray in SF, and Denise early on for the pimp suit cause I've always liked it. The others might have better perks, but I still never bother with them.

Michelle and Helena both have terrible bonuses >_> Michelle's free pay n spray is something I never used once lol. And Helena gives you a bunch of weapons but they're really cheap. It think it's a pistol, chainsaw, molotov, and a flamethrower?

I've never played a GTA game

Forgot you could get babes in that game.

Katie saying how much rolling over in a car turns her on will never stop being funny

Turbam posted...

I've never played a GTA game

Lucky guy.

Katie just because her perk is the best.

Katie's perk is the best. Michelle's perk is the worst

Michelle's perk is pretty weak, but at least she has one. Millie and Denise don't give you any perks at all and Millie doesn't even unlock an outfit.

Michelle really should have made all Pay and Sprays free though.

Denise had the best car and outfit, katie had the best bonus, millie was the hottest

Katie since I die a lot and hate losing my guns

pegusus123456 posted...

Michelle's perk is pretty weak, but at least she has one. Millie and Denise don't give you any perks at all and Millie doesn't even unlock an outfit.

Michelle really should have made all Pay and Sprays free though.

Yeah I wish Denise and Millie got something. At least Millie is the hottest >_>

I don't remember the women but I will say CJ's line of "that is so interesting, I'm just going to sit here and listen" to my wife occasionally.

ScazarMeltex posted...

I don't remember the women but I will say CJ's line of "that is so interesting, I'm just going to sit here and listen" to my wife occasionally.

lol

>_>

Katie was by far my favorite of the ladies, and her perk was just icing on the cake.

I haven't played in years. Who had the monster truck ?

GibraItar posted...

I haven't played in years. Who had the monster truck ?

Michelle I think

Yeah, that was Michelle.

Going by memory:

• Denise had a pimpmobile?
• Katie had a hearse
• Helena had a dune buggy which you didn't actually have to unlock because it didn't have doors
• Millie had a sedan, I think
• Barbara had one of the police SUVs, I think?

Wow, Helena sucks lol. You need low fat, low muscle and high sex appeal to even date her, she doesn't put out until fucking 70% (!), she lives in the middle of fucking nowhere and far from a lot of things, she says insulting shit like she's using you while you're driving around lol, and she isn't even that hot. i cannot fathom her being anywhere but dead last >_>

Helena's probably best in bed.

Like really freak shit.

She probably uses that dildo chainsaw and everything.

pegusus123456 posted...

Helena's probably best in bed.

Like really freak shit.

She probably uses that dildo chainsaw and everything.

No that is factually Millie

Millie likes to fuck a dude in a gimp suit, that doesn't mean she's actually good at sex.

Helena gives out that raw, rural, some animals are more equal than others fucking.

lol Helena would just demean you the whole time during normal sex. Millie is the one who would actually chain you up and slap you around with a dildo or something

pegusus123456 posted...

Millie likes to fuck a dude in a gimp suit, that doesn't mean she's actually good at sex.

Helena gives out that raw, rural, some animals are more equal than others fucking.

Lmao

NeonOctopus posted...

lol Helena would just demean you the whole time during normal sex. Millie is the one who would actually chain you up and slap you around with a dildo or something

Millie's a sub, you don't even know the lore.

Katie, definitely. Funny dialogue, great perk. Millie was too late in the game to really get attached to her.

Also, if I'm remembering correctly, collecting all the Oysters in the game lets you bypass everyone's dating restrictions. Been awhile since I played, but I distinctly remember that if you were going to max out dating with all six women, gathering the Oysters first was ultimately less tedious than the alternative.

masterpug53 posted...

Katie, definitely. Funny dialogue, great perk. Millie was too late in the game to really get attached to her.

Also, if I'm remembering correctly, collecting all the Oysters in the game lets you bypass everyone's dating restrictions. Been awhile since I played, but I distinctly remember that if you were going to max out dating with all six women, gathering the Oysters first was ultimately less tedious than the alternative.

Yeah, all 50 Oysters let you date anyone with no restriction, respawns dead girlfriends iirc, and lets you fuck them immediately for bonus progress. But you can't get them all until you unlock Las venturas unless you do some shenanigans

pegusus123456 posted...

Millie's a sub, you don't even know the lore.

Fuck, you're right. How shameful of me

No pics? Failure

But what's her @ though?

NeonOctopus posted...

Yeah, all 50 Oysters let you date anyone with no restriction, respawns dead girlfriends iirc, and lets you fuck them immediately for bonus progress. But you can't get them all until you unlock Las venturas unless you do some shenanigans

I was all about said shenanigans when I played SA regularly. iirc there was a cliffside highway on the western edge of the Los Santos landmass that let you ramp all the way over to the San Fierro airport, which gave you access to a helicopter. I hated not being able to swim and / or access the western landmass early in Vice City, so when SA allowed both I abused the shit out of them.

Granted, it's way easier to wait until San Fierro opens up naturally before going after all the oysters, that way you've only got to worry about being hounded by the wanted level when you're going after the 15 or so in in the Las Venturas landmass. Prior to that point I was only really able to date Denise anyway; Helena's restrictions are antithetical to my usual playstyle, so getting all the oysters before dating her were absolutely necessary.

I always thought it was wild how that one chick's bedroom looks like an actual dungeon

masterpug53 posted...

Prior to that point I was only really able to date Denise anyway; Helena's restrictions are antithetical to my usual playstyle, so getting all the oysters before dating her were absolutely necessary.

Yeah, I always went high muscle, low fat for my CJ. And Katie is the only one who likes that lol. Everyone else wants some fat fuck or some skinny fuck >_>

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