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In this hypothetical situation, you are involved in a direct conflict with a villain from cinema. You are armed with a particular weapon, and you'll be aided by a character from television. The first number is your opponent, the second is your weapon, and the third is your ally.

What combination did you get? Do you survive?!

First Number: Your Enemy

0: Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men
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1: Darth Sidious (a.k.a. the Emperor) from Star Wars
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2: The T-1000 from Terminator 2: Judgment Day
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3: The Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz
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4: Chucky from Child's Play
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3: The Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz

5: Capt. Hadley from The Shawshank Redemption
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6: Shang Tsung from 1995's Mortal Kombat
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7: Annie Wilkes from Misery
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8: Michael Myers from Halloween
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9: A Xenomorph from Alien
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Second Number: Your Weapon

0: a sledgehammer
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1: a blowtorch
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2: a Bowie knife
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3: FN P90 submachine gun
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4: dynamite
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5: sulfuric acid
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6: a lightsaber
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7: Franchi SPAS-12 shotgun
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8: a tank
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9: shuriken
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0: a sledgehammer

Third Number: Your Ally

0: A. C. Slater from Saved By the Bell
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1: Dr. House from House, M.D.
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2: Dana Scully from The X-Files
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3: Al Bundy from Married... with Children
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4: Gil Grissom from CSI
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5: Carl Winslow from Family Matters
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6: The Undertaker from WWE
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7: Dustin from Stranger Things
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8: Penny from The Big Bang Theory
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9: Berta from Two and a Half Men
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Me and Undertaker vs Chucky, and I have a bottle of sulfuric acid

I've never actually watched the Chucky movies but I think I've got this.

Me and Undertaker with shurikens against Chucky I think well do alright. Its just Chucky. You can just kick him. Or pick him up and throw him.

Me, my shuriken, and Penny against Chucky. Penny is gonna be killed off right away, and then Im fucked.

What's up with everyone vs Chucky? lmao

I take on the Wicked Witch with sulfuric acid and Penny. Hell yeah

There's always that one idiot that can't follow directions.

Me n Penny from Big Bang Theory get to take on Michael Myers with a tank.

888

Me and Dustin vs Wicked Witch armed with a blowtorch? Pfffft.

Stand back kid, this'll be a cakewalk.

069 because i'm a mature adult. Me with a lightsaber, allied with Berta from Two and a Half Men vs Anton. I bet i'd win but i'd zap one of my hands or limbs off in the process trying to be a Jedi.

Berta in a tank vs Chucky. Does that little fucker have the strength to open a tank hatch? I think we got this easily.

The Undertaker and I vs. Shang Tsung and I have a lightsaber. I don't know too much about either of those people, but all I have to do is get one clean hit with the lightsaber and I win so my odds seem fairly good.

Berta and I with a Bowie knife vs Annie Wilkes

We got this.

I throw sulfuric acid in Annie Wilkes' face, then I hook up with Penny.

Penny and I with shotguns against Chucky. I dont really like her, but sounds winnable to an extent.

Me and Berta going to pour sulphuric acid all over T-1000

Dusty and I with a lightsaber vs the Wicked With of the West

Taking on Chucky with AC Slater and a tank. I like my odds.

3, 5, 7.

So I got to fight the Wicked Witch with Sulfuric Acid and the help of Dustin.

Me with a Gun and Berta vs The Wicked Witch of the West

don't even need the gun

TULPAMANCER posted...

What's up with everyone vs Chucky? lmao

4 always wins, which is why I picked 444. I don't know who that Gil guy is, but he looks like a perfectly capable dude. Two grown men with dynamite against a living doll? At first I thought Chucky was near unkillable, but reading the wiki, he dies like a normal person.

T-1000, a Tank, Dustin

we got this ez claperrino

Me and The Undertaker with Lightsabers vs Annie Wilkes.

I think we have this won.

I know nothing about Chucky but I like my chances with Berta and a tank.

0 6 7. Don't like my chances. Lightsaber doesn't do crap for bullets if I don't get the Force too. Dustin is of no particular help.

Me and Dr. House against Michael Myers with the submachine gun.

Well ofc we survive, even without House I'd just aim for his head and/or aorta and he'd bleed out

Carl Winslow and I will take out the wicked witch of the west with TNT. We survive.

SamsungGearS2 posted...

Me and Dr. House against Michael Myers with the submachine gun.

Well ofc we survive, even without House I'd just aim for his head and/or aorta and he'd bleed out

he will not bleed out actually he was shot like 9 times in the first movie and it barely phased him. he has unholy druidic powers from hell.

5, 8, 9

I think well do okay having a tank and all but I dont know who that person is because I never watched that show

i dont really want to be in a tank with them

0,5,9.

VampireCoyote posted...

5, 8, 9

I think well do okay having a tank and all but I dont know who that person is because I never watched that show

i dont really want to be in a tank with them

yea u win

I bang penny and at least know I succeed in throwing acid on the Emperors face.

Screw GLs shitty retcons, Im the reason he looked that way.

...either way Im still dead dead dead

Al Bundy and I are fighting the Emperor with a Bowie knife. My plan is to tell Al that Palpatine was hitting on Kelly.

Robot2600 posted...

he will not bleed out actually he was shot like 9 times in the first movie and it barely phased him. he has unholy druidic powers from hell.

House is a militant atheist. Druidic powers are bullshit it's actually a rare congenital disorder that makes him unable to bleed or feel pain. 20 ccs of mouse bite serum coated on the bullets and that goofy mask wearing asshole is out like a light.

That machine gun will make quick work of Anton, then Penny and I can go find other adventures.

Me and Dustin vs T-1000 with dynamite. I dont know too much about Dustin but I feel like Im screwed.

damn me and the undertaker with shurikens are gonna FUCK UP annie.

888

Looks like The Undertaker and I are going up against Shang Tsung armed with lightsabers.

Hell yeah!!

I had to choose 3, 6 and 9 because of the children's rhyme.

So I'm fighting the wicked witch of the West and I am armed with a lightsaber and have Berta as backup.

I guess I'm pretty fucked. The witch has magic. I'm wielding a terribly dangerous weapon that I have no experience with and no force powers to help me hit a crazy witch flying above me, out of my reach and lobbing whatever spells they have at their disposal.

Berta might be what saves me though. The character had a savage wit that could emotionally destroy just about anyone. Her verbal barbs might be enough to goad the silly witch into coming within spitting range.