Current Events > $1 million but the world sees the top 100 cringiest moments of ur life >_>

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NeonOctopus
09/10/22 2:01:39 PM
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If you take the money, before you receive it, everyone on Earth instantly gets a broadcast of an oscar-esque show that shows who you are and counts down the top 100 cringiest moments of your life! It runs however long all the cringey moments in your life are and has a live crowd that claps, cheers, and laughs at replays of your cringe. You may or may not remember everything that will play but it has definitely happened in your life. It is also hosted by Vegy in a tuxedo and he gives witty commentary for each cringey moment that plays on screen. You can stop the broadcast midway if it gets too cringy for you to handle, but you forfeit all the money if you do so.

Do you accept? >_>
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MarthGoomba
09/10/22 2:03:12 PM
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Give money

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Arcanine2009
09/10/22 2:04:17 PM
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In a social media world where everything can be recorded and saved in the internet forever, fuck no. One million ain't worth it. And who's to say people will see it the same way as you did and not misconstrue the situation?

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MedeaLysistrata
09/10/22 2:04:23 PM
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The wingspan of my exploits is vast as the sea, Neon. I am actually a massive fixture of cultural consciousness. However there is no money involved.

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PiOverlord
09/10/22 2:04:57 PM
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Nope.

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thronedfire2
09/10/22 2:16:06 PM
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a lot of them would probably be me breaking the law in some way, so no

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NeonOctopus
09/10/22 2:16:43 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
a lot of them would probably be me breaking the law in some way, so no
You wont be prosecuted for any crimes. But everyone will laugh at your cringe

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MedeaLysistrata
09/10/22 2:23:42 PM
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I haven't been to r/cringe in ages actually, I'll go see what is cringe today specifically

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MedeaLysistrata
09/10/22 2:24:48 PM
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https://youtu.be/LXmShIyjJvg

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Unsuprised_Pika
09/10/22 2:27:11 PM
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Fuck no.

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neccis
09/10/22 2:29:45 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
Nope.
What have you been up to Pi?


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YigaTails
09/10/22 2:49:00 PM
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I would be interested in seeing what the moments were.
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Calwings
09/10/22 2:53:22 PM
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Hell fucking no. You could offer me a trillion and I would still say no.

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neccis
09/10/22 3:56:30 PM
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Calwings posted...
Hell fucking no. You could offer me a trillion and I would still say no.
The funny thing is nobody gives a shit.
You'd be forgotten on the next ad pop up. Take the money

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NeonOctopus
09/10/22 3:58:17 PM
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neccis posted...
The funny thing is nobody gives a shit.
You'd be forgotten on the next ad pop up. Take the money
Not from your family friends and coworkers tho >_>

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neccis
09/10/22 3:59:45 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Not from your family friends and coworkers tho >_>
If they're that conditional, fuck em

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Lost_All_Senses
09/10/22 4:12:09 PM
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As much as my stories and jokes revolve around my own embarrassments, Im good on this. I do still like thecontrol I have over them.

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lennethsoki
09/10/22 4:14:07 PM
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Lets do this!

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Boombam99
09/10/22 4:15:01 PM
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Hell yes. Everyone can laugh at me all they want, I'd be the one with 1 million dollars after its over.
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R_Jackal
09/10/22 4:18:15 PM
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Deal. I don't use social media by and large, and I can guarantee the cringiest shit I've ever done are just fucking God awful puns.
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Master_Bass
09/10/22 4:19:07 PM
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Don't care. I just wouldn't watch it, and I'd be well on my way to being able to not have to work anymore. I work from home and don't go out that much anyway.

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MedeaLysistrata
09/10/22 4:20:27 PM
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Boombam99 posted...
Hell yes. Everyone can laugh at me all they want, I'd be the one with 1 million dollars after its over.
For me, there would be a bonus cringe series on how I mishandled the money

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Spidey5
09/10/22 4:26:44 PM
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I mean, like more than half of them would be from childhood. And who gives a damn if a child does something cringy, thats what kids are supposed to do. The others would certainly be embarrassing but nothing life changing.

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Spiderman23JII
09/10/22 4:28:21 PM
#24:


Yeah why not

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DD_Divine
09/10/22 4:49:41 PM
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I replayed most of those in my head already and hate myself over it. No way am I letting anyone else see them

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BloodMoon7
09/10/22 4:53:42 PM
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My life is 100% cringe, the world is in for a 10 hour documentary.

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Aressar
09/10/22 4:58:35 PM
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I'd take that offer for at least a billion dollars, provided it's tax-free and there are no negative consequences other than public embarrassment. For that amount of money I can just laugh right back at them.

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NeonOctopus
09/10/22 5:01:42 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
My life is 100% cringe, the world is in for a 10 hour documentary.
lol

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NeonOctopus
09/11/22 6:53:39 PM
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bump

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OzoneNeon
09/13/22 1:45:04 PM
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bump

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