Poll of the Day > I take immense pride in being the office muscle*

(+) Yeah! (+)

* I am 58, 155 lbs/70.3 kg

But most of my coworkers are older women, and half of the guys who are there are also older and supremely fucked up and walk with a waddle

They had me lifting tables all by myself before the hurricane hit us. Just a bit ago I had to lift a womans suitcase into her Uber because herself and another coworker were able to do it themselves (wtf is she gonna do, alone, at the airport?)

Gives me a sense of pride. Like a big fish in a really small pond.

I was the office muscle (despite having no muscles) up until last year when we hired a young girl who can bicep curl 45 pounds

I was the office muscle once, despite being one of the shortest at one of my jobs. Thats not a thing anymore, though

PK_Spam posted...

wtf is she gonna do, alone, at the airport?

The Uber driver can help her get it out the vehicle. And the people at the airport can pull it onto the scale Or a random person in line

Here at our offices we pretty much have a team for moving furniture around campus. These guys are definitely beefier than the average office worker here. With that said I think I'm stronger than them lol

I dont work in an office and Im stronger than all of you