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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 5:28:39 PM
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in RE4make >_>

All that censorship shit when it was ported to VR has me worried that they may strip away her busty glory! Her ballistics are important to the game and if they take away her bouncing boobs on the skylift [1] or Luis making a joke about her rack [2], I'm gonna fucking lose it! They might as well rip the soul out of RE4 if they rip out her big bazongas!

[1]: https://i.imgur.com/OYJTsYK.gif
[2]: https://imgur.com/kP9fbkt
https://i.imgur.com/AII3iDx.jpg

Preserve her boobs! Preserve history!

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electricbugs2
10/20/22 5:30:09 PM
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Shut the fuck up

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Smashingpmkns
10/20/22 5:32:48 PM
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They should fix her face

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Damn_Underscore
10/20/22 5:33:39 PM
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What about her panties

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K181
10/20/22 5:34:00 PM
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Ashley: Leon, heeeeelp! TC, get heeeeelp!

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VeggetaX
10/20/22 5:34:14 PM
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What about her voice

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Powdered_Toast
10/20/22 5:34:56 PM
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What about her ears?

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Gamespoht
10/20/22 5:35:17 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Shut the fuck up


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Jagr_68
10/20/22 5:35:38 PM
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She's 15

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 5:36:22 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
She's 15
Literally 20 years old
Literally says in the intro she was kidnapped from her college
Literally can tell you never played a second of the game
Literally https://residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Ashley_Graham

Literally

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YeOld3DS
10/20/22 5:36:32 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Shut the fuck up
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-KnU7qKPHCo
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Zikten
10/20/22 5:36:37 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
She's 15
Isn't she in college in RE 4?
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Rharyx211
10/20/22 5:36:41 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Shut the fuck up

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 5:38:51 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Shut the fuck up
I want to preserve history. What does that make me? I'm not doing it just for myself, but for all the people out there who need a voice and want to preserve titty history! Each and every one of them, who has to be judged by people like you

Are we not human!? If we lose boobs, do we not cry!? I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! I AM A PERSON!

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garan
10/20/22 5:39:00 PM
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Just replay the wonderful original & don't support the shitty remake then. That's what I'm going to do-- after how garbage RE3 remake was, I wouldn't trust Capcom at all.
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Prestoff
10/20/22 5:39:13 PM
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Where's that copy and paste with skye_renolds, the one about reducing boob sizes.

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Etna
10/20/22 5:39:59 PM
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Zikten posted...
Isn't she in college in RE 4?
The RE series has 10 year olds graduating college, so that means nothing.

That said shes clearly an adult.

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 5:40:03 PM
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Prestoff posted...
Where's that copy and paste with skye_renolds, the one about reducing boob sizes.
Hold on. I gotchu fam

Lara got a reduction.
Samus got a reduction.
Tifa got a reduction.

There is a pattern here.

You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern.

I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever.

No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here.

If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was.

Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation.

It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly.

Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive.

It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy.

Fuck!

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ToadallyAwesome
10/20/22 5:40:09 PM
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You know they will take them away. You could get away with a lot more stuff back when it was made. Gaming is too big now.

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 5:41:06 PM
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Etna posted...
The RE series has 10 year olds graduating college, so that means nothing.

That said shes clearly an adult.
Well her canon birthday is 1984 and the game takes place in 2004, so she's 20 anyway. Like a normal-ass college student would be >_> Plus her bio in some Resident Evil book in japan also lists her age as 20.

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MarcoRubio
10/20/22 5:41:40 PM
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I hope they make her AI even dumber

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 5:42:15 PM
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ToadallyAwesome posted...
You know they will take them away. You could get away with a lot more stuff back when it was made. Gaming is too big now.
So they must exclude a certain demographic of people because of it? That makes me sick to my stomach with that blatant bigotry

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Prestoff
10/20/22 5:42:41 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Hold on. I gotchu fam

Thanks fam, you always deliver.

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Gamespoht
10/20/22 5:42:51 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/3/AAX2f-AADzL9.jpg
This the better ashley graham

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 5:43:59 PM
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Gamespoht posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/3/AAX2f-AADzL9.jpg
This the better ashley graham
Nice >_>

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 5:49:35 PM
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MarcoRubio posted...
I hope they make her AI even dumber
Am I alone in thinking her AI was fine? She follows you pretty closely and if you aim, she immediately glues to the back of you. And if she's in front of you, she'll immediately duck to give you a clear shot. Where's the bad AI? I honestly never had any complaints about her scripting >_>

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ToadallyAwesome
10/20/22 5:54:21 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
So they must exclude a certain demographic of people because of it? That makes me sick to my stomach with that blatant bigotry

Everything has to be sanitized so it can sell to everyone these days. It sucks.

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spikethedevil
10/20/22 5:55:50 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Literally 20 years old
Literally says in the intro she was kidnapped from her college
Literally can tell you never played a second of the game
Literally https://residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Ashley_Graham

Literally

@Jagr_68

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Trumpo
10/20/22 5:56:25 PM
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Off topic, but Chainsaw Man meets the criteria for a Neon approved anime.

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Blue_Inigo
10/20/22 5:56:31 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/2/AAaaLFAADzMG.jpg

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 5:56:57 PM
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Trumpo posted...
Off topic, but Chainsaw Man is a meets the criteria for a Neon approved anime.
You're not the first person to say that >_> I need to watch that

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garan
10/20/22 5:57:52 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Am I alone in thinking her AI was fine? She follows you pretty closely and if you aim, she immediately glues to the back of you. And if she's in front of you, she'll immediately duck to give you a clear shot. Where's the bad AI? I honestly never had any complaints about her scripting >_>


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Prestoff
10/20/22 5:58:15 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
You're not the first person to say that >_> I need to watch that

If you're impatient, I would suggest reading the manga as well.

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 6:14:07 PM
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Are they gonna show her in this direct!?

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Irony
10/20/22 6:14:54 PM
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They're going to reduce her boobs but increase her ears

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Mistere_Man
10/20/22 6:15:02 PM
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This topic makes me wonder if a mod could be made that turns Ashley into a talking ironing board? I mean literal ironing board that you iron clothes on, not a flat chest.

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 6:17:16 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
This topic makes me wonder if a mod could be made that turns Ashley into a talking ironing board? I mean literal ironing board that you iron clothes on, not a flat chest.
Like tofu mode?

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 6:17:36 PM
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Irony posted...
They're going to reduce her boobs but increase her ears
lol, her ears are ridiculous. She looks like monkey sometimes >_>

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divot1338
10/20/22 6:19:04 PM
#39:


They should remove those bags under her eyes.

Quit burning the candle at both ends, Ashley! You cant keep going like this.

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 6:22:09 PM
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"we're rebuilding the original game while respecting its core experience"

They better keep those bongos in!

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 6:27:46 PM
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Damn, it's hard to tell the boob status with that bulky coat on. Why does she have to dress appropriately for the weather!?

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 6:28:26 PM
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There is a scene where her coat's off, but the trailer only shows a scene from her face up. Booo

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Kimbos_Egg
10/20/22 6:29:16 PM
#43:


ballistics

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 6:34:43 PM
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This is the best shot I can find

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/0/AAfOu0AADzMi.jpg

The lighting is dark and she's in a weird posture so it's hard to tell. It's still inconclusive and it can go either way

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Irony
10/20/22 6:36:13 PM
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Her face looks weird

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 6:37:05 PM
#46:


Irony posted...
Her face looks weird
It's hot and weird at the same time >_>

Luis looks like a fucking creep......which he was in RE4, but still >_>

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Oubliettes
10/20/22 6:37:16 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
This is the best shot I can find

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/0/AAfOu0AADzMi.jpg

The lighting is dark and she's in a weird posture so it's hard to tell. It's still inconclusive and it can go either way

look like hillary clinton

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Irony
10/20/22 6:37:27 PM
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You take that back Luis was a bro

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DKBananaSlamma
10/20/22 6:42:47 PM
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Irony posted...
You take that back Luis was a bro
He is a bro. I'm just saying RE4make isn't doing him any visual favors right now >_>

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/6/AAfOu0AADzMy.jpg

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Ivynn
10/20/22 6:44:51 PM
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Ballistics line better stay in

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