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HylianFox 10/23/22 1:28:09 AM #1: |
https://datebook.sfchronicle.com/movies-tv/review-the-rock-fails-in-black-adam-possibly-the-worst-movie-ever Black Adam does not deserve a bad review. A bad movie review would be too kind. It would imply that Black Adam is an actual movie. lol, yikes --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ushiromiya 10/23/22 1:28:58 AM #2: |
I'mma watch it --- http://i.imgur.com/11wM01O.gif https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7fjv4JkgBk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 10/23/22 1:29:06 AM #3: |
Lmao --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 10/23/22 1:29:59 AM #4: |
It's no Morbius but I'll watch it. --- I feel sorry for the earth's population, 'cause so few live in the U.S.A. At least the foreigners can copy our morality, they can visit but they cannot stay. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarcyWarcy 10/23/22 1:30:30 AM #5: |
Why he gotta be black ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Senta 10/23/22 1:31:29 AM #6: |
Me and my friend went to watch it Friday night. We both had a good time with it. It's not great, but we found it to be Good+. I've also just accepted that people nowadays, well, hating things is the cool club. No one wants to like anything unless it makes them feel special in doing so. --- http://tinyurl.com/b95dwtg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Popcorn2000 10/23/22 1:32:04 AM #7: |
Dudes mad ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 10/23/22 1:48:03 AM #8: |
Popcorn2000 posted... Dudes mad Seems to be this. Like Black Adam isn't the best movie or even the best DC movie but saying it's the worst movie of all time / not actually a movie is so fucking hyperbolic I can only assume that the author is either a Marvel fanboy or has some kind of personal issue with Dwayne Johnson and was already planning to write a scathing review before seeing the movie. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 10/23/22 1:52:43 AM #9: |
I thought this super edgy hate-review thing was on the way out. It was hip in the mid 2000s, but those days are long past and negative hyperbole just reads like try-hard silliness now. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 10/23/22 1:53:35 AM #10: |
That reviewer just sounds excessively negative. Like: I dont even want to admit that its an actual movieWhat kind of nonsense is that? Just because you hated it doesn't mean it's not an actual movie. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 | i9-10900K | EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra | 32GB DDR4 3600 | 4TB SSD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Arcanine2009 10/23/22 1:54:16 AM #11: |
it was enjoyable. I saw it last night and liked it. It has its flaws. Could have better acting and a better and more fleshed out villain among a few things. I would give it a 7/10. This is one of those movies where critics and the average Joe will disagree on. Everyone I know that has seen it, liked it. --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mitch_Haniger 10/23/22 1:55:56 AM #12: |
if its one of the worst the reviewer has ever seen, the reviewer has not seen many bad movies lol --- If people on this site truly believe this then I might as well be living in the twilight zone. Thanks Gohan! <3 Kanjo <3 xox {[1 NUT REMAINS]} o=========D ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChocoboMog123 10/23/22 1:58:01 AM #13: |
That wasn't a bad review. A bad bad review would be too kind. It would imply that's actually a review. Black Adam is like a C tier anti-hero (with B+ tier plot lines). If he's not getting Shazam, he's lucky to get Hawkman (bleh) and Dr. Fate. Cyclone has some great stories, too, so it's good to see him set up. And 90 minutes of fight scenes? That seems like a fabulous endorsement for a movie starred by an action hero! --- "You're sorely underestimating the power of nostalgia goggles." - adjl http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110218.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gremlynn 10/23/22 1:59:06 AM #14: |
it was alright. Has the same usual gripes i have with most DCEU films, but was a suitable CGI spectacle. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 10/23/22 1:59:28 AM #15: |
ChocoboMog123 posted... And 90 minutes of fight scenes? That seems like a fabulous endorsementIt really does. I already bought my tickets before reading this review, but if I had seen the review first I would have bought them right after. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 10/23/22 2:48:48 PM #16: |
lol what I saw it last night, it was no masterpiece but I enjoyed the whole thing. Thought it was way better than Thor Love and Thunder and Ive always been a big MCU >>>> DCEU guy. --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rharyx211 10/23/22 2:51:23 PM #18: |
It wasn't a bad movie at all. Just standard superhero stuff. The Rock did a good job, Hawkman and Doctor Fate were both cool, and the action and CGI looked better than most MCU stuff these days, so I had a fun time with it. --- Watch "Final Fantasy XV Abridged" and "Kingdom Hearts Abridged" right here! https://www.youtube.com/user/mcknett3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KiwiTerraRizing 10/23/22 2:51:37 PM #19: |
African American Adam --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dry_Seesaw2446 10/23/22 3:49:54 PM #20: |
While the film may not be very good, someone from the San Francisco Chronicle once also wrote an opinion piece blaming the superhero genre for the decline of cinema. This is exactly why I don't read biased news sources... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 10/23/22 5:42:44 PM #21: |
KiwiTerraRizing posted... African American Adam --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlingBling22947 10/25/22 3:50:12 AM #22: |
My girlfriend and I were gonna see it this past weekend, but we reconsidered. --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JTilly 10/25/22 4:10:00 AM #23: |
I had a fucking blast watching it. --- pEaK cEman ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 10/25/22 4:27:39 AM #24: |
definitely looks cheesy as hell. for those who seen it, is this the good kinda cheesy where you can have some unintentional laughs at least or the straight up bad one? lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 10/25/22 4:28:11 AM #25: |
ZevLoveDOOM posted... definitely looks cheesy as hell.Neither. It's a straight up good movie. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 10/25/22 4:48:52 AM #26: |
After the failure of Black Adam, The Rock immediately announced he has signed on to do a jungle movie, where he wears a tan shirt. --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ECW_Originals12 10/25/22 9:49:18 AM #27: |
It was as cookie cutter as movies get in the year 2022. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 10/25/22 9:50:31 AM #28: |
lemme guess: Dwayne is a total badass and there's lots of explosions and awful CGI around him. lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AloneIBreak 10/25/22 9:54:18 AM #29: |
Idk once youve seen Roger Ebert go off on a bad movie, other bad movie reviews just seem tepid in comparison. --- "If a society can in all conscience permit the cruel treatment of any man, ultimately it will allow it for all." -Bertrand Russell ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IShall_Run_Amok 10/25/22 9:57:45 AM #30: |
Not Roger Ebert levels of unfathomably based, but based nonetheless. Fathomably based. --- Dude, calm down. Dippy Fresh didn't do anything to you dawg. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 10/25/22 9:59:07 AM #31: |
Black Adam is 124 minutes long, and a good 90 minutes of it consists of fight scenes.Okay, now suddenly I give a damn. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 10/26/22 2:41:23 PM #32: |
Questionmarktarius posted... Okay, now suddenly I give a damn. seconded ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 10/26/22 2:49:40 PM #34: |
I haven't seen it but the trailer looks cool. It's sad if this movie fails. Dwayne Johnson said of his entire career, this is the most important movie of his life ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 10/26/22 2:51:12 PM #35: |
KiwiTerraRizing posted... African American AdamHe isn't American. He's just woken up from a 5 thousand year coma. He is from a fictional nation called Khandaq which is basically like Egypt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anony1125 10/26/22 2:51:49 PM #36: |
is there like a pacifist superhero movie with no fighting where they resolve conflicts through compromise and understanding? --- Feeling really good. Faceless goofus in a sea of alts ... Copied to Clipboard!
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