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Kim_Seong-a
10/25/22 7:16:28 PM
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Crosses don't work.
Holy water doesn't work.

What are you left with?!

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MorbidFaithless
10/25/22 7:16:49 PM
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A stake to the heart will kill most things.

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DrizztLink
10/25/22 7:17:12 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Italian atheists

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FL81
10/25/22 7:17:40 PM
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reddit karma

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thronedfire2
10/25/22 7:18:01 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
A stake to the heart will kill most things.


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TurtleInFreedom
10/25/22 7:18:48 PM
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A silver statue of Christopher Hitchens.
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Etna
10/25/22 7:18:50 PM
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If I dont believe in bullets, would they still hurt me?

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ViewtifulJoe
10/25/22 7:19:52 PM
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Why has nobody said the sun yet?

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Kim_Seong-a
10/25/22 7:20:37 PM
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Etna posted...
If I dont believe in bullets, would they still hurt me?

Depends. Is their primary function being worn around the neck and shaken in your face? >_>

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Oubliettes
10/25/22 7:20:53 PM
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ViewtifulJoe posted...
Why has nobody said the sun yet?

cuz it wont do shit with that giant fedora blockin the rays

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DrizztLink
10/25/22 7:21:16 PM
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ViewtifulJoe posted...
Why has nobody said the sun yet?
What is the sun but our eldest god?

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Etna
10/25/22 7:23:41 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Depends. Is their primary function being worn around the neck and shaken in your face? >_>
The point is, its not a matter of what the vamps believe. If it is a weakness, its a weakness.

Deep down even an atheist vamp would still know it.

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ViewtifulJoe
10/25/22 7:24:34 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
What is the sun but our eldest god?
Is it a religious thing if the object of your worship is something that's clearly there day after day?
I think the sun weakness transcends religion. Sometimes it even destroys their clothes too. That's how good its vampire eradication features are.

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VampireCoyote
10/25/22 7:24:56 PM
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ViewtifulJoe posted...
Why has nobody said the sun yet?

they dont believe in the sun

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DrizztLink
10/25/22 7:26:37 PM
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ViewtifulJoe posted...
Is it a religious thing if the object of your worship is something that's clearly there day after day?
I think the sun weakness transcends religion. Sometimes it even destroys their clothes too. That's how good its vampire eradication features are.
It is their fear of God and His wrath that empowers the cross.

But the Atheist fears not the Divine.

It is their FEAR of the SUN AND ITS WRATH that empowers the Sun.

But the Sun is Divine, AND THE ATHEIST FEARS NOT THE DIVINE.

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ViewtifulJoe
10/25/22 7:34:35 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
It is their fear of God and His wrath that empowers the cross.

But the Atheist fears not the Divine.

It is their FEAR of the SUN AND ITS WRATH that empowers the Sun.

But the Sun is Divine, AND THE ATHEIST FEARS NOT THE DIVINE.
Okay well what if all the other vampires collectively fear the sun and this guy's attempts to overcome said fear are negated and buried by it? Says an atheist vampire, not a whole fleet of them.

He's got the right idea but all of the other gravel chewing, toilet water ingesting, DmC Reboot enthusiast vampires just won't get it through their head that not fearing the sun is the trick. They're dead set on being terrified of it and they give it more than enough power to smite the atheist vampire a thousand times over.

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Lil_Bit83
10/25/22 7:51:37 PM
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Well if you stab em really good in the heart that'll kill em. Just like it kills every other vertebrate.

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IHeartRadiation
10/25/22 7:52:39 PM
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tc put very little effort in their research of the weaknesses of one of the most popular supernatural creatures

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Zikten
10/25/22 7:54:35 PM
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This reminded me of a famous scene in 30 Days of Night

https://youtu.be/k-QIH87SbNk

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