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DarkRoast
11/01/22 3:53:36 PM
#1:


Way to fail as publicly as possible

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DrizztLink
11/01/22 3:55:08 PM
#2:


a man known for having a bunch of dumb fucking ideas gets unrestricted access to medium where he can immediately post all his dumb fucking ideas

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masterpug53
11/01/22 3:55:27 PM
#3:


He's just one porn ban away from beating Tumblr's record.

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CADE_FOSTER
11/01/22 3:55:45 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
a man known for having a bunch of dumb fucking ideas gets unrestricted access to medium where he can immediately post all his dumb fucking ideas

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Kuuko
11/01/22 3:58:40 PM
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Twitter is already one of the worst things on the internet. So whether or not he improves it or collapses it, it's a net-benefit.

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DarkRoast
11/01/22 3:58:53 PM
#7:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/2/AAeEwGAAD1vO.jpg

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Michael_Booth
11/01/22 3:59:11 PM
#8:


If it fragments it'll be the best for everyone.
How can you cancel, or "call someone out" if there's over 100 different platforms? Answer: You can't.
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AngelsNAirwav3s
11/01/22 4:01:55 PM
#9:


https://twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/status/1587506862022328321?s=20&t=srSaekSS7rY04h8IPeQLKQ

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silverpine
11/01/22 4:02:40 PM
#10:


what could one banana cost? $8/month?
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CommonStar
11/01/22 4:03:31 PM
#11:


Reeks of desperation.

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SimulationSwarm
11/01/22 4:04:28 PM
#12:


AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
https://twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/status/1587506862022328321?s=20&t=srSaekSS7rY04h8IPeQLKQ
only fucking dorks are gonna want to do this. this is grifting
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Prismsblade
11/01/22 4:05:08 PM
#13:


Is the stock and user numbers tanking?

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Tyranthraxus
11/01/22 4:05:38 PM
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"power to the people! You now have the power to pay me $8 a month!"

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Psuedo_Audacity
11/01/22 4:07:20 PM
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Watching some of the posts on this board are funny. Almost every right-winger here views this as a win. Which it is for them. But they think it is a win for the most deluded and out of touch reasons. No, this isn't knocking down a librul propaganda network. No, this isn't an attack on cancel culture. It's just a blatant take over to reinstate and promote right-wing propaganda.

It absolutely could lead to a republican in the white house, but because malicious misinformation is highly effective at manipulating the population. That's the bottom line.
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Sexypwnstar
11/01/22 4:08:04 PM
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Ok but what's their stock price

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RchHomieQuanChi
11/01/22 4:08:14 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Elon Musk successfully buys Twitter, starts sharing alt-right conspiracy bullshit regarding the assault on Paul Pelosi, puts a fact-check disclaimer on Joe Biden, then announces a subscription service for a blue checkmark

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DrizztLink
11/01/22 4:08:19 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
"power to the people! You now have the power to pay me $8 a month!"
"Instead of the old system of lords and peasants, I am instituting a system where you pay for a title."

Which is a system of lords and peasants.

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K181
11/01/22 4:09:58 PM
#20:


How long until Musk makes a Twitter crypto?

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RchHomieQuanChi
11/01/22 4:10:37 PM
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K181 posted...
How long until Musk makes a Twitter crypto?

Wouldn't be surprised if he's working on it right now and starts pushing it before the end of the year

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Tyranthraxus
11/01/22 4:11:17 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

They do still have one you just can't buy it. It matters for specific tax purposes as well as equity benefits. It's not unusual for private companies to give equity as an employment benefit that you're forced to sell on exit. It's fairly common in "retirement packages"

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Tyranthraxus
11/01/22 4:12:01 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Wouldn't be surprised if he's working on it right now and starts pushing it before the end of the year
Dorsey is already working on it and has been since he quit the company a few years ago

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--Zero-
11/01/22 4:12:54 PM
#24:


So now this gives a platform to right wing propaganda to be spread even more since a verified account must be legit!

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Zeeak4444
11/01/22 4:14:38 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
https://twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/status/1587506862022328321?s=20&t=srSaekSS7rY04h8IPeQLKQ

if all innovation was good you wouldnt cry about democrats innovating all the time.

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Hambo
11/01/22 4:15:15 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
He's just one porn ban away from beating Tumblr's record.
Meanwhile tumblr announced that nudity is allowed again. Not porn exactly, but tiddies are back.

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DipDipDiver
11/01/22 4:15:51 PM
#27:


I'm curious what sort of twitter content he believes people should be paid for
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DarkRoast
11/01/22 4:23:21 PM
#28:


Twitter was already losing money before he bought it. Now all the advertisers are leaving. Turbo yikes.

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RchHomieQuanChi
11/01/22 4:43:44 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Twitter was already losing money before he bought it. Now all the advertisers are leaving. Turbo yikes.

At this point, he's basically hoping that enough people will actually buy into this dumbass paid verification system to make up for the lost ad revenue

In which case, lol

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DarkRoast
11/02/22 4:10:09 PM
#30:


https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587894226695884800?s=20&t=8KeXRBHX4-gEohhZTJCnAg

This is getting fucking sad

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David1988
11/02/22 4:12:36 PM
#32:


DarkRoast posted...
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587894226695884800?s=20&t=8KeXRBHX4-gEohhZTJCnAg



lol

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dummy420
11/02/22 4:12:39 PM
#33:


His market manipulation tactics bit him this time when they forced him to buy it. Its gonna be a funny series of fuck ups to come.

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FigureOfSpeech
11/02/22 4:12:45 PM
#34:


I'm tempted to start reporting all of Elon Musk's twitter posts to troll him. I don't care if he bans me for it

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masterpug53
11/02/22 4:15:18 PM
#35:


DarkRoast posted...
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587894226695884800?s=20&t=8KeXRBHX4-gEohhZTJCnAg

This is getting fucking sad

A 50-year-old who thinks he's still 20 using zoomer memes to sell boomer logic. What a time to be alive.

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ViewtifulJoe
11/02/22 4:18:22 PM
#36:


I wish Neil Postman could have seen this.

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BakiHanma462
11/02/22 4:19:33 PM
#37:


Sinking? More like saving

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CARRRNE_ASADA
11/02/22 4:20:13 PM
#38:


How IS THIS MAN he richest person on earth? Hooooly fuck! Cant he just shut up and look the part at least instead of making twitter a profitable company seem like a fleeting dream? If it had a stock price it would be plummeting.

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Will_VIIII
11/02/22 4:20:36 PM
#39:


AOC & Stephen King clowned him hard and I think he's having a meltdown

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
11/02/22 4:27:31 PM
#40:


TWTR to the moon

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/5/AAfMaiAAD16h.png

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DarkRoast
11/02/22 4:28:38 PM
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587899771091566595?s=20&t=8KeXRBHX4-gEohhZTJCnAg

BTW Twitter is a private company now, so the stock value is meaningless

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NeoShadowhen
11/02/22 4:30:35 PM
#42:


It seems like the subscription costs are to try and move Twitter away from an ad based revenue model.

Is there some argument for why the ad based revenue model isnt a disaster for society?
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masterpug53
11/02/22 4:32:37 PM
#43:


What could be a better idea than attempting to shame your consumer base with a lame meme? Attempting to shame your advertisers with a biased poll, of course!

People genuinely believe this man is going to take us to Mars.

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ellis123
11/02/22 4:36:40 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/8/AAEv3mAAD16k.png

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FigureOfSpeech
11/02/22 4:37:11 PM
#45:


BakiHanma462 posted...
Sinking? More like saving

lmao. Typical asinine post from ________462

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Will_VIIII
11/02/22 4:39:58 PM
#46:


FigureOfSpeech posted...
lmao. Typical asinine post from ________462
Well, a certain racial slur's use has jumped up 500%. Given his history he's probably enthusiastic about that

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Punished_Blinx
11/02/22 5:00:43 PM
#47:


DarkRoast posted...
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587894226695884800?s=20&t=8KeXRBHX4-gEohhZTJCnAg

This is getting fucking sad

Yes an overpriced coffee from a chain is still a better deal than Twitter Blue or whatever he calls it.

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AngelsNAirwav3s
11/02/22 5:02:16 PM
#48:


https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587911540770222081?s=20&t=cxHVR8mZFLUQC9o8rRIO4Q

Elon responding to AOC lmao

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DarkRoast
11/02/22 5:13:17 PM
#49:


https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587913672801759234?s=20&t=XnAlF7ssWTZGWCkIYkCPjw

Elon stahp


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thronedfire2
11/02/22 5:14:33 PM
#50:


I might have to reactivate my twitter account just so I can block Elon

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