Current Events > I just found the outfit my wife used to wear for her old boyfriend

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Centipeter
11/02/22 11:19:04 PM
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Its a really cheesy lingerie meets French maid outfit. Apparently that was got his motor running. Weve laughed about it in the past. Really *basic* kink stuff. Apparently he also used to like really heavy makeup. She told me she threw it out years ago.

I really dont know what to think.

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Norman_Smiley
11/02/22 11:20:18 PM
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Theyre still fucking

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Centipeter
11/02/22 11:23:11 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Youll have to forgive me if I inadvertently kink shame someone whos potentially fucking my wife

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XxKrazyChaosxX
11/02/22 11:26:36 PM
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You sure that it was his kink?

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Robot2600
11/02/22 11:31:54 PM
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ha ha how funny can u imagine...said your wife

she obv wants to be plowed in the maid outfit. might as well go for it.

edit: i mean that its highly unlikely she is fucking this guy, more likely she wants to be plowed in it by u

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Agent_Stroud
11/02/22 11:34:02 PM
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Norman_Smiley posted...
Theyre still fucking

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gNHooTszyW4

Bruh, what the heck? Seriously, thats messed up to say considering the TC already seems to be suspicious of his wife to begin with.

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BakiHanma462
11/02/22 11:35:57 PM
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Did you try it on?

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Robot2600
11/02/22 11:46:34 PM
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yea i dont get what's not sexy about a maid costume and heavy make-up either

"vanilla"?

not everyone wants to be locked in a cage at the foot of the bed all weekend.

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pegusus123456
11/02/22 11:54:06 PM
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She may have just been mistaken about throwing it out.

Or maybe she liked wearing it and was embarrassed about it.

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Senta
11/02/22 11:56:06 PM
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Put it on and surprise her.

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Centipeter
11/03/22 12:20:18 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
ha ha how funny can u imagine...said your wife

she obv wants to be plowed in the maid outfit. might as well go for it.

edit: i mean that its highly unlikely she is fucking this guy, more likely she wants to be plowed in it by u

*She* brought up the outfit, and *she* was the one who was originally talking about how lame it was.

I have been always open about kink stuff, and am supportive with whatever. I have made it clear numerous times Im open to exploring whatever.

If she wanted to be plowed in it, she has had multiple opportunities to bring it up.

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Dakimakura
11/03/22 12:29:32 AM
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based on the topic title I thought this was a cpt_pineapple topic

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bulletproofvita
11/03/22 12:35:41 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Is there any other option?

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Centipeter
11/03/22 12:36:31 AM
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When she first brought it up I didnt say it was lame and was supportive, for the reason youve suggested. I wasnt going to shit on it if it was something she was into. Even if Im not.

Unlike what the peanut gallery up there seems to think, my first and only reaction isnt just to post about it on here. My initial reaction was of course quite a visceral one, but Im hardly going to blow up my wifes phone about it while shes at work. Well discuss it like calm, rational adults when she gets home, that goes without saying.

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XxKrebsxX
11/03/22 12:37:09 AM
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Always love when people say talk about it - if shes cheating, shes going to lie her ass off. You wont get anything from talking it out.
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Dakimakura
11/03/22 12:37:47 AM
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bulletproofvita posted...
Is there any other option?

Reddit. They love fake stories.

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Sufferedphoneix
11/03/22 12:44:25 AM
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XxKrebsxX posted...
Always love when people say talk about it - if shes cheating, shes going to lie her ass off. You wont get anything from talking it out.

Maybe maybe not. Not everyone is expert liars.

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kinetika_
11/03/22 12:44:28 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
based on the topic title I thought this was a cpt_pineapple topic

Me, too, and I almost just backed out... but then I read the TC's name and decided to stay lol.

Also, I agree with Gladius... your wife was trying to see how you'd respond. If she truly thought it was lame, she'd have gotten rid of that outfit after she split with the ex.
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bulletproofvita
11/03/22 12:56:38 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

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refmon
11/03/22 1:38:19 AM
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Norman_Smiley posted...
Theyre still fucking


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008Zulu
11/03/22 1:46:22 AM
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Surprise her by wearing it tonight.

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pinky0926
11/03/22 4:50:01 AM
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I feel like you're jumping to conclusions here. Maybe she just didn't throw out an outfit she owned. Maybe she forgot about it. I have tons of clothes like that.

There's a lot of steps between this and "shes fucking her ex".

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Centipeter
11/03/22 6:26:02 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Get your meme lulz 4chan shit out of my topic, thank you kindly.

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Centipeter
11/03/22 6:27:17 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
I feel like you're jumping to conclusions here. Maybe she just didn't throw out an outfit she owned. Maybe she forgot about it. I have tons of clothes like that.

There's a lot of steps between this and "shes fucking her ex".
I understand and Ive considered that, but its been 10 years and a move of house, plus a downsizing to make room for kid stuff. Keeping it was a deliberate decision. Which is what spins me out.

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rexcrk
11/03/22 6:28:51 AM
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Norman_Smiley posted...
Theyre still fucking



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Gobstoppers12
11/03/22 6:31:19 AM
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Bruh whose alt are you

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pinky0926
11/03/22 6:31:45 AM
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Centipeter posted...
I understand and Ive considered that, but its been 10 years and a move of house, plus a downsizing to make room for kid stuff. Keeping it was a deliberate decision. Which is what spins me out.

How much lingerie does she own? I dunno, that shit is expensive. I have dated women who just keep that shit forever.

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Centipeter
11/03/22 6:37:59 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
How much lingerie does she own? I dunno, that shit is expensive. I have dated women who just keep that shit forever.
Ive bought her a lot of expensive lingerie, but this is very bargain, poorly made stuff.

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SomeLikeItHoth
11/03/22 6:43:23 AM
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What color is it? You could try putting ketchup or something on it and placing it back where it was.

Wait a few weeks and see if she washed it off.

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Centipeter
11/03/22 6:52:03 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
What color is it? You could try putting ketchup or something on it and placing it back where it was.

Wait a few weeks and see if she washed it off.
That idea has some merit. Its black with a white apron. Stains would show up quite well, but if theyre ketchup shed know someone was messing with it. I need to think of something that would be paradoxically both innocuous, but also obvious. Since we have kids, play-doh might work but I dont want to make her angry with them since theyre innocent parties to this whole business.

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Foppe
11/03/22 9:11:26 AM
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Perhaps she just likes it?
Let her keep it.

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lww99
11/03/22 9:27:02 AM
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this is my interpretation as well.

I wouldnt assume she was cheating, especially when she brought it up.

has something else happened to lead to these trust issues?

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Damn_Underscore
11/03/22 9:27:56 AM
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So...

pics?

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Oreos74
11/03/22 9:28:45 AM
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Norman_Smiley posted...
Theyre still fucking

this

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lww99
11/03/22 9:29:41 AM
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Centipeter posted...
That idea has some merit. Its black with a white apron. Stains would show up quite well, but if theyre ketchup shed know someone was messing with it. I need to think of something that would be paradoxically both innocuous, but also obvious. Since we have kids, play-doh might work but I dont want to make her angry with them since theyre innocent parties to this whole business.




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Jerry_Hellyeah
11/03/22 9:32:41 AM
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TC calling another man's sexual needs *basic* as hes getting cucked is awesome.

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Sufferedphoneix
11/03/22 9:33:03 AM
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Could be a lot of things. Maybe she enjoyed it and thought maybe she would use it again. Maybe even if she doesn't like dude anymore still cherishes those memories.

Which is something I'm guilty of. I've had a family member accuse me of still being in love with someone I wasn't cause I personally choose to only dwell on the good memories and still had a few possessions that belonged to him. Id like those possessions whether it came from him or not.

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lww99
11/03/22 9:45:28 AM
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Are you actually going to test your wife?? May as well check her phone while youre at it

/s, if that wasnt clear

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NeoShadowhen
11/03/22 9:49:18 AM
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The idea that theyre still involved with each other is fairly absurd if youre basing it on this alone. Is it even a possibility? Do you know where the guy even is?

Seems much more likely that shes hanging on to it for sentimental reasons, or she overlooked it and forgot she even had it. Which brings us to the other question: Where did you find it?
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TheOnionKnight
11/03/22 9:54:42 AM
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Damn. Kink-shaming and jealous paranoia. Just talk to her about it!

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Consayblue22
11/03/22 10:04:38 AM
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Just speak to her my man. Ask if she is still using it. If she gets defensive and angry this is normally a tell tale sign something could be going on.

If she just laughs it off I wouldn't worry. I find clothes all the time in my house that I thought I had thrown out.

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Robot2600
11/03/22 10:22:22 AM
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This topic going up in flames :/

You sound like you're tons of fun TC.

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gunplagirl
11/03/22 10:23:21 AM
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BakiHanma462 posted...
Did you try it on?
I've seen this doujinshi and it ends with the ex boyfriend winning

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