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Sepucher
11/06/22 6:31:07 PM
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It would greatly reduce lost time from bathroom breaks and allow employees to finish their work faster/get more work done. It would be good for both the employee (more time) and employer (more productive).

Most companies provides free coffee, tea, snacks, etc. to their employees to make them more productive. Maybe this is the next step.

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ZangsBeard
11/06/22 6:32:20 PM
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Yeah. Walking around in your own piss and shit... Im sure people will be so productive then.

You do know theyre supposed to be changed as quickly as possible, right? This wouldnt actually save any time

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Lord_Ephraim
11/06/22 6:32:32 PM
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Bezos get off your GameFAQs account.

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ShotWaifu
11/06/22 6:34:05 PM
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Lord_Ephraim posted...
Bezos get off your GameFAQs account.

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Fimbulvetr
11/06/22 6:34:22 PM
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Sepucher posted...
Most companies provides free coffee, tea, snacks, etc. to their employees to make them more productive. Maybe this is the next step.

That shit isnt free, and the only reason the company can afford it is because of the revenue generated by the products and services administered by its employees.

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Gremlynn
11/06/22 6:34:27 PM
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i can't speak for everybody else but i move significantly slower when i have shit in my pants.

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Solution_45
11/06/22 6:35:03 PM
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they should also provide housing so nobody would ever have to go home
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SauI_Goodman
11/06/22 6:40:21 PM
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The office would smell like shit.

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Punished_Blinx
11/06/22 6:41:18 PM
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Only if my boss will change and wipe me

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Fimbulvetr
11/06/22 6:43:19 PM
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Punished_Blinx posted...
Only if my boss will change and wipe me

https://youtu.be/RM3x97E9UlQ

I can smell something cookin in this kitchen

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Sepucher
11/06/22 7:50:42 PM
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Fimbulvetr posted...
That shit isnt free, and the only reason the company can afford it is because of the revenue generated by the products and services administered by its employees.

Its not provided just to make everyone happy. Theres a logistical reason behind it. The caffeine is provided because caffeinated employees are wide-awake and productive employees. Same for food; employees that arent hungry are far more efficient employees.


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Sepucher
11/07/22 10:44:33 AM
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Solution_45 posted...
they should also provide housing so nobody would ever have to go home
I guess thats one solution to the global housing crisis.

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ReDaZnDraGoN97
11/07/22 11:01:38 AM
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Punished_Blinx posted...
Only if my boss will change and wipe me

This

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Sufferedphoneix
11/07/22 11:10:55 AM
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Sepucher posted...
I guess thats one solution to the global housing crisis.

Can you imagine having to move everytime you switch jobs though? And being fired definitely means being homeless. Then what about couples that have different jobs?

It being offered though could be nice for people trying to get on their feet like someone homeless

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Glob
11/07/22 11:12:23 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
Can you imagine having to move everytime you switch jobs though? And being fired definitely means being homeless. Then what about couples that have different jobs?

It being offered though could be nice for people trying to get on their feet like someone homeless

Ive had live in jobs before and lost one of them unexpectedly. It was a very stressful time.
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Sufferedphoneix
11/07/22 11:15:45 AM
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Glob posted...
Ive had live in jobs before and lost one of them unexpectedly. It was a very stressful time.

My brother is in a weird spot. He sleeps at his job during the days he works but comes home on his off days. If he stayed period they'd expect him to work everyday. As it is when he sleeps over if something comes up during his off hours he's still expected to handle it. So he technically works 24 hour days for 7 days at a time. I couldn't do it

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Sepucher
11/08/22 11:31:25 AM
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Fimbulvetr posted...
That shit isnt free, and the only reason the company can afford it is because of the revenue generated by the products and services administered by its employees.

Its not just to be kind. The caffeine from the coffee and tea is there to help productivity (caffeinated employees=happy, productive, employees). Same with food. Its hard to do good work if youre hangry. This idea is an extension of that.

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krazychao5
11/08/22 11:37:56 AM
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Fimbulvetr posted...
That shit isnt free, and the only reason the company can afford it is because of the revenue generated by the products and services administered by its employees.
woooooah, you're telling me big corp isn't giving my employer drinks and snacks for free?!? nooo waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

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Melzargard
11/08/22 11:40:50 AM
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Gremlynn posted...
i can't speak for everybody else but i move significantly slower when i have shit in my pants.

Best post.
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Sepucher
11/09/22 10:10:22 PM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
Can you imagine having to move everytime you switch jobs though? And being fired definitely means being homeless. Then what about couples that have different jobs?

Not saying its ideal. Just that its a solution.

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wanderingshade
11/09/22 10:17:43 PM
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Are they gonna skip their "uncomfortable toilet" plan and just go straight to company mandated diapers?

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