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brestugo 11/10/22 1:30:07 PM #1:	Perfect girl, but she wants to 'amazon' you Hell yes Wait, what? Only if my knees hold up Hell no Perfect girl, but she wants to 'amazon' you - Results (115 votes) Hell yes 62.61% (72 votes) 72 Wait, what? 23.48% (27 votes) 27 Only if my knees hold up 8.7% (10 votes) 10 Hell no 5.22% (6 votes) 6 Perfect girl, but she wants to have sex with you in the 'amazon' position. --- "Art is how we decorate space; Music is how we decorate time." -Jean Michel Basquiat <cite>brestugo posted [p:969333056] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote> Perfect girl, but she wants to 'amazon' you Hell yes Wait, what? Only if my knees hold up Hell no Vote View Results Perfect girl, but she wants to 'amazon' you - Results (115 votes) Hell yes 62.61% (72 votes) 72 Wait, what? 23.48% (27 votes) 27 Only if my knees hold up 8.7% (10 votes) 10 Hell no 5.22% (6 votes) 6 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80228480', message: '0', key: '811ad608' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Perfect girl, but she wants to have sex with you in the 'amazon' position. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CE_gonna_CE 11/10/22 1:31:25 PM #3:	Not seeing the downside here --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:969333092] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>Not seeing the downside here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/10/22 1:32:10 PM #4:	...nobody gets to leave to go pee? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:969333105] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>...nobody gets to leave to go pee?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeathVelvien 11/10/22 1:35:32 PM #6:	What Is The Downside --- Arizona Cardinals: Fire Kingsbury and Keim <cite>DeathVelvien posted [p:969333178] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>WhatIsThe Downside</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys_Monster 11/10/22 1:39:23 PM #7:	Might as well try it. --- Ryzen 3700X \| ASUS RTX 3070 8GB \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys_Monster posted [p:969333254] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>Might as well try it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 11/10/22 1:43:34 PM #8:	There are actually guys who think the amazon position is "unmasculine". This country is just plain stupid sometimes. --- "Art is how we decorate space; Music is how we decorate time." -Jean Michel Basquiat <cite>brestugo posted [p:969333341] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>There are actually guys who think the amazon position is "unmasculine". This country is just plain stupid sometimes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranQroppoop 11/10/22 1:46:33 PM #9:	All that top and bottom stuff doesn't mean anything to me, take turns and have fun. --- Any last one-liners before I go ape on you? - Hoss Delgado Mmm, toast some marshmallows for me too Mailman.- Chris Paul <cite>GranQroppoop posted [p:969333400] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>All that top and bottom stuff doesn't mean anything to me, take turns and have fun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HudGard 11/10/22 1:48:14 PM #10:	What is amazon position? Because if I google that its just going to want to find me a job. <cite>HudGard posted [p:969333438] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>What is amazon position? Because if I google that its just going to want to find me a job.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/10/22 1:49:42 PM #11:	HudGard posted... What is amazon position? missionary, but you've swapped places. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:969333462] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>HudGard posted... </cite><quote>What is amazon position?</quote>missionary, but you've swapped places.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Srk700 11/10/22 1:50:21 PM #12:	Sure, why not? <cite>Srk700 posted [p:969333472] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>Sure, why not?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 11/10/22 1:52:27 PM #13:	Questionmarktarius posted... missionary, but you've swapped places. Wait? So just her on top, but not sitting up in "cow girl" position? Is that considered emasculating? Because I don't know if I've ever had sex, other than a quickie, that didn't include that position. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:969333516] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite><quote>missionary, but you've swapped places.</quote>Wait? So just her on top, but not sitting up in "cow girl" position?Is that considered emasculating? Because I don't know if I've ever had sex, other than a quickie, that didn't include that position.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
krazychao5 11/10/22 1:54:09 PM #14:	just learend of this. should try it out soon. --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/bigllama?type=posted <cite>krazychao5 posted [p:969333552] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>just learend of this. should try it out soon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/10/22 1:54:12 PM #15:	bigblu89 posted... Wait? So just her on top, but not sitting up in "cow girl" position? The dude's legs are in the air, while the woman goes to plow-town. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:969333553] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted... </cite><quote>Wait? So just her on top, but not sitting up in "cow girl" position?</quote>The dude's legs are in the air, while the woman goes to plow-town.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranQroppoop 11/10/22 1:54:23 PM #16:	It's the way Aubrey Plaza did the sex scene in "Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates." She was standing up while he was on his back. --- Any last one-liners before I go ape on you? - Hoss Delgado Mmm, toast some marshmallows for me too Mailman.- Chris Paul <cite>GranQroppoop posted [p:969333557] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>It's the way Aubrey Plaza did the sex scene in "Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates." She was standing up while he was on his back.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsuprised_Pika 11/10/22 2:00:42 PM #17:	brestugo posted... There are actually guys who think the amazon position is "unmasculine". This country is just plain stupid sometimes. What's unmasculine is being so insecure that you belittle others to convince yourself of your own masculinity. Like the guys you are talking about do. --- I post clips of my Cool, Stupid and glitchy MH Rise/Sunbreak hunts here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 <cite>Unsuprised_Pika posted [p:969333694] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted... </cite><quote>There are actually guys who think the amazon position is "unmasculine". This country is just plain stupid sometimes.</quote>What's unmasculine is being so insecure that you belittle others to convince yourself of your own masculinity. Like the guys you are talking about do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 11/10/22 2:01:08 PM #18:	DeathVelvien posted... What Is The Downside You. You're on the down side. --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://i.imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/N43HJYv.jpg <cite>FL81 posted [p:969333705] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>DeathVelvien posted... </cite><quote>WhatIsThe Downside</quote>You.You're on the down side.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TaylorHeinicke 11/10/22 2:07:45 PM #20:	am i still doing the penetrating or is that changed too --- St. Louis Battlehawks (1-1) <cite>TaylorHeinicke posted [p:969333842] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>am i still doing the penetrating or is that changed too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 11/10/22 2:09:59 PM #21:	I'll try it but no guarantees. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:969333886] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>I'll try it but no guarantees. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77 11/10/22 2:11:26 PM #22:	Pretty sure like 99% of people who have sex do this position at least part of the time. --- Currently playing: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 <cite>bsp77 posted [p:969333917] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure like 99% of people who have sex do this position at least part of the time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eramir 11/10/22 2:24:42 PM #23:	You already said shes perfect --- https://i.imgur.com/71J7IXn.png <cite>Eramir posted [p:969334230] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>You already said shes perfect </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jerry_Hellyeah 11/10/22 2:25:01 PM #24:	Its definitely a feminine way for a dude to get fucked. Ya'll need to at least meet a woman before making these threads. --- This is a cool sig <cite>Jerry_Hellyeah posted [p:969334238] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>Its definitely a feminine way for a dude to get fucked.Ya'll need to at least meet a woman before making these threads.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ANort175 11/10/22 2:26:36 PM #25:	Thought there'd be a Jeff Bezos joke in here somewhere, how disappointing. --- Are we the baddies? <cite>ANort175 posted [p:969334275] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>Thought there'd be a Jeff Bezos joke in here somewhere, how disappointing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 11/10/22 2:52:53 PM #26:	Questionmarktarius posted... The dude's legs are in the air, while the woman goes to plow-town. Yeah, I'm gonna have to research this, because I'm not quite sure how that would work. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:969334839] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite><quote>The dude's legs are in the air, while the woman goes to plow-town.</quote>Yeah, I'm gonna have to research this, because I'm not quite sure how that would work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 11/10/22 2:54:58 PM #27:	i googled amazon position and they came and took me to a warehouse to scan labels and now i can't leave --- The stone that fell is still falling, so let that stone be a wondrous thing <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:969334887] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>i googled amazon position and they came and took me to a warehouse to scan labels and now i can't leave</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aitz 11/10/22 3:07:07 PM #28:	So the perfect girl --- Fire Emblem Heroes: 1691818076 Target: Get all Celicas to +10 Yugioh Master Duels ID: 929-965-925 Genshin Impact UID: Lol, not putting it on my signature <cite>Aitz posted [p:969335145] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>So the perfect girl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 11/10/22 3:08:53 PM #29:	bigblu89 posted... Yeah, I'm gonna have to research this, because I'm not quite sure how that would work. The woman is thrusting into your penis. --- Italian, French, German. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:969335185] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted... </cite><quote>Yeah, I'm gonna have to research this, because I'm not quite sure how that would work.</quote>The woman is thrusting into your penis.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 11/10/22 3:08:58 PM #30:	Hell no, femdom is a huge turn off & I couldn't come up in that position anyway. <cite>garan posted [p:969335186] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>Hell no, femdom is a huge turn off & I couldn't come up in that position anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/10/22 3:11:00 PM #31:	SauI_Goodman posted... The woman is thrusting into your penis. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/6/AAEhCpAAD3fo.jpg In the end, "into" or "onto" aren't really all that different. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:969335214] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>SauI_Goodman posted... </cite><quote>The woman is thrusting into your penis.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/6/AAEhCpAAD3fo.jpg In the end, "into" or "onto" aren't really all that different.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 11/10/22 3:28:15 PM #32:	SauI_Goodman posted... The woman is thrusting into your penis. No no, I get that. I'm just having a tough time picturing it. Edit: Just googled it. I've never done it that way, but I'd see no issue with it. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:969335535] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>SauI_Goodman posted... </cite><quote>The woman is thrusting into your penis.</quote>No no, I get that.I'm just having a tough time picturing it.Edit:Just googled it. I've never done it that way, but I'd see no issue with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 11/10/22 3:30:18 PM #33:	Somebody try to explain this step by step without the risk of getting modded because I still don't get it. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:969335571] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>Somebody try to explain this step by step without the risk of getting modded because I still don't get it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
holy_bolt 11/10/22 3:30:24 PM #34:	GranQroppoop posted... Mike and Dave Need Wedding Date Just watched a clip of this and ignoring the whole masculinity issue this just looks unfun tbh --- If it was about babies we'd have universal maternal care. There would be no charge no matter how complex the delivery. But its not about babies, is it? <cite>holy_bolt posted [p:969335573] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>GranQroppoop posted...</cite><quote>Mike and Dave Need Wedding Date</quote>Just watched a clip of this and ignoring the whole masculinity issue this just looks unfun tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigblu89 11/10/22 3:36:03 PM #36:	Ryven posted... Somebody try to explain this step by step without the risk of getting modded because I still don't get it. Best way I can describe it is guy is laying on his back, legs spread and in the air. Kinda like the guy in the bottoms of this pic: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/5/AAafKOAAD3fx.jpg So, assuming hes hard, his thing is at attention. Woman squats over and rides him. Gives the illusion that shes the giver and hes the receiver so I guess that where the emasculation part comes in. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:969335725] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite><quote>Somebody try to explain this step by step without the risk of getting modded because I still don't get it.</quote>Best way I can describe it is guy is laying on his back, legs spread and in the air. Kinda like the guy in the bottoms of this pic:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/5/AAafKOAAD3fx.jpg So, assuming hes hard, his thing is at attention. Woman squats over and rides him. Gives the illusion that shes the giver and hes the receiver so I guess that where the emasculation part comes in. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 11/10/22 3:38:01 PM #37:	try this and realize that both you and your partner need to be in way better shape than you are. <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:969335766] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>try this and realize that both you and your partner need to be in way better shape than you are.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77 11/10/22 4:00:30 PM #38:	bigblu89 posted... Best way I can describe it is guy is laying on his back, legs spread and in the air. Kinda like the guy in the bottoms of this pic: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/5/AAafKOAAD3fx.jpg So, assuming hes hard, his thing is at attention. Woman squats over and rides him. Gives the illusion that shes the giver and hes the receiver so I guess that where the emasculation part comes in. I didn't know legs had to be spread. I haven't done that, but I'd give it a try if she wanted. GGG --- Currently playing: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 <cite>bsp77 posted [p:969336289] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted... </cite><quote>Best way I can describe it is guy is laying on his back, legs spread and in the air. Kinda like the guy in the bottoms of this pic:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/5/AAafKOAAD3fx.jpg So, assuming hes hard, his thing is at attention. Woman squats over and rides him. Gives the illusion that shes the giver and hes the receiver so I guess that where the emasculation part comes in.</quote>I didn't know legs had to be spread. I haven't done that, but I'd give it a try if she wanted. GGG</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 11/10/22 4:08:46 PM #39:	bsp77 posted... I didn't know legs had to be spread. I haven't done that, but I'd give it a try if she wanted. GGG I guess they don't necessarily have to, but for it to be "reverse missionary" I'd assume the legs would be spread. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:969336484] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>bsp77 posted... </cite><quote>I didn't know legs had to be spread. I haven't done that, but I'd give it a try if she wanted. GGG</quote>I guess they don't necessarily have to, but for it to be "reverse missionary" I'd assume the legs would be spread.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 11/10/22 4:09:48 PM #40:	Can't she just mating press me instead --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:969336510] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>Can't she just mating press me instead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
psvitantifail 11/10/22 4:10:17 PM #41:	My penis can't bend like that.... She would probably break it.... I sometimes have trouble with reverse cowgirl... --- America will never fall to liberals or communist invasion! <cite>psvitantifail posted [p:969336522] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>My penis can't bend like that.... She would probably break it.... I sometimes have trouble with reverse cowgirl...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
krazychao5 11/10/22 5:01:42 PM #42:	psvitantifail posted... My penis can't bend like that.... She would probably break it.... I sometimes have trouble with reverse cowgirl... it's okay to admit you have a small penis --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/bigllama?type=posted <cite>krazychao5 posted [p:969337659] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>psvitantifail posted... </cite><quote>My penis can't bend like that.... She would probably break it.... I sometimes have trouble with reverse cowgirl...</quote>it's okay to admit you have a small penis</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jerry_Hellyeah 11/10/22 5:23:05 PM #43:	krazychao5 posted... it's okay to admit you have a small penis It's okay to admit you have limited blood flow. --- This is a cool sig <cite>Jerry_Hellyeah posted [p:969338109] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>krazychao5 posted... </cite><quote>it's okay to admit you have a small penis</quote>It's okay to admit you have limited blood flow.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatAnimeBooty 11/10/22 5:51:31 PM #44:	brestugo posted... There are actually guys who think the amazon position is "unmasculine". It is And that's the best part <cite>FatAnimeBooty posted [p:969338721] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted... </cite><quote>There are actually guys who think the amazon position is "unmasculine".</quote>It is And that's the best part </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
psvitantifail 11/10/22 7:00:04 PM #45:	krazychao5 posted... it's okay to admit you have a small penis It's actually not it's just not flexible lol... --- America will never fall to liberals or communist invasion! <cite>psvitantifail posted [p:969340350] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>krazychao5 posted... </cite><quote>it's okay to admit you have a small penis</quote>It's actually not it's just not flexible lol...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 11/11/22 12:53:18 PM #46:	krazychao5 posted... just learend of this. should try it out soon. How good are your knees? --- "Art is how we decorate space; Music is how we decorate time." -Jean Michel Basquiat <cite>brestugo posted [p:969356250] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>krazychao5 posted... </cite><quote>just learend of this. should try it out soon.</quote>How good are your knees?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 11/11/22 12:56:39 PM #47:	Unsuprised_Pika posted... What's unmasculine is being so insecure that you belittle others to convince yourself of your own masculinity. Like the guys you are talking about do. +1 --- "Art is how we decorate space; Music is how we decorate time." -Jean Michel Basquiat <cite>brestugo posted [p:969356317] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>Unsuprised_Pika posted... </cite><quote>What's unmasculine is being so insecure that you belittle others to convince yourself of your own masculinity. Like the guys you are talking about do.</quote>+1</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shabriri 11/11/22 12:58:33 PM #48:	It's not something for me, but i could make the compromise if she really needs it --- MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD <cite>Shabriri posted [p:969356352] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>It's not something for me, but i could make the compromise if she really needs it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
krazychao5 11/11/22 1:54:10 PM #49:	brestugo posted... How good are your knees? not very, lol --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/bigllama?type=posted <cite>krazychao5 posted [p:969357569] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted... </cite><quote>How good are your knees?</quote>not very, lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 11/12/22 5:36:17 PM #50:	krazychao5 posted... not very, lol This helps with joint pain: https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-807/glucosamine --- "Art is how we decorate space; Music is how we decorate time." -Jean Michel Basquiat <cite>brestugo posted [p:969383007] in Perfect gi... [t:80228480]...</cite> <quote>krazychao5 posted... </cite><quote>not very, lol</quote>This helps with joint pain:https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-807/glucosamine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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