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sutree
11/14/22 10:38:39 PM
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Words like f***, s***, p*ssy, d*ck, c*ck are offensive my Christian values. What is a good way to express great pleasure while being cool with the Lord?

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MarcyWarcy
11/14/22 10:38:59 PM
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Praise Jesus
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HylianFox
11/14/22 10:39:15 PM
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Your womanly being is most pleasurable

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ShineboxPhil
11/14/22 10:39:31 PM
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Spread those legs like moses spread the nile

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HylianFox
11/14/22 10:39:42 PM
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or just read Song of Songs for a lot of weird sex analogies

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mustachedmystic
11/14/22 10:40:01 PM
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I have an aunt that is a nun, she used to say neat a lot.

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Scintillant
11/14/22 10:40:23 PM
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Sin staff

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Lairen
11/14/22 10:41:43 PM
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Say something racist. They love that.....

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Heartomaton
11/14/22 10:42:35 PM
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Hallelujah.

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NecroFoul99
11/14/22 11:23:58 PM
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Unh, unh, unh, unh.unh, yeaahhhh.

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Solar_Crimson
11/14/22 11:26:24 PM
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HylianFox posted...
or just read Song of Songs for a lot of weird sex analogies
This.

Hell, if you have a foot fetish, Song of Songs 7:1 even has you covered.

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Norman_Smiley
11/14/22 11:38:04 PM
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I want to till youre fertile soil and spread my seed.

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WingsOfGood
11/14/22 11:57:27 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Hallelujah.

There was a time when you'd let me know
What's really going on below
Oh but now you never show it to me, do ya?

Oh but I remember yeah, when I moved in you
And the holy dove she was moving too
Yes and every single breath that went through us, Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
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VampireCoyote
11/14/22 11:58:09 PM
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Bible!

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WingsOfGood
11/15/22 12:06:00 AM
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Trump

Donald
Truuummmppp

Oh wait you said Christian my bad...
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inloveanddeath0
11/15/22 12:09:00 AM
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Be still and know that I am God

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Deedice
11/15/22 12:11:23 AM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
Spread those legs like moses spread the nile

Jordan River but yeah sure
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Trumble
11/15/22 12:16:43 AM
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Where in the bible does it actually say anything about swearing?

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inloveanddeath0
11/15/22 12:17:52 AM
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Whenever I am afraid, I will thrust in You

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Kurt_Russel
11/15/22 12:18:06 AM
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Thanks

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Voomerang
11/15/22 12:20:46 AM
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The power of my throbbing WEINER compels you!!

My Weiner is GOD!!

My weiner babtises you! In the name of my weiner, the balls, and the holy THRUST!!

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WingsOfGood
11/15/22 12:21:45 AM
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Voomerang posted...
The power of my throbbing WEINER compels you!!

My Weiner is GOD!!

My weiner babtises you! In the name of my weiner, the balls, and the holy THRUST!!

saying fuck would be better as this is just blasphemy
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Dessan
11/15/22 1:01:44 AM
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Sex with your married partner?

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008Zulu
11/15/22 1:03:12 AM
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On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow and he shall work in her, in and again, 'til she bring him to his fall and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast.

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JoeySlasherVSPS
11/15/22 1:05:06 AM
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Jesus loved all of God's daughters.

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NoxObscuras
11/15/22 1:07:03 AM
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"Oh God"

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Prestoff
11/15/22 1:08:23 AM
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Amen

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Foppe
11/15/22 1:08:58 AM
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...but having sex is a sin...

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