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UnholyMudcrab
11/26/22 1:51:19 AM
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What's the point of even having those buttons then?

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TheHoldSteady
11/26/22 1:53:23 AM
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Every dentist tells you not to drink coca cola. What's the point of having coa cola then?

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Foppe
11/26/22 1:53:24 AM
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Each brand of popcorn is different, so pay close attention.

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GuerrillaSoldier
11/26/22 1:54:27 AM
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my popcorn bags dont say that and my popcorn button is better than i am

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SparkMark1
11/26/22 2:02:18 AM
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My wife does and it turns out ok. I don't and it turns out similar.

*shrug*
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Cheater87
11/26/22 2:04:39 AM
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I buy mine already popped.

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FatAnimeBooty
11/26/22 2:19:59 AM
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I pop my popcorn bag in the air fryer
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iPhone_7
11/26/22 2:28:59 AM
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I avoid all buttons except the numbers & the stop, start buttons.

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kingdrake2
11/26/22 3:55:51 AM
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it causes either burnt popcorn or time travel that goes back in time.

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Tora_Sami
11/26/22 3:57:56 AM
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I usually just wait for it to start counting down and then add a extra 30 seconds. It also helps to elevate it with a paper plate. If I do it right I usually have around 10 unpopped kernels.

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MabusIncarnate
11/26/22 4:05:17 AM
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My button runs like 2 minutes longer than it should. I usually stop it kind of early though, tastes better and don't get any blackened pieces.

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indica
11/26/22 4:08:13 AM
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Microvable popcorn is like super carcinogenic primarily because of the bag...better just to get a popping machine, cheaper and much healthier

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party_animal07
11/26/22 4:14:10 AM
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I use it and it turns out fine. You just have to listen for the popping to slow and pull it. Probably don't need to use it, but *shrug*

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Questionmarktarius
11/26/22 4:18:30 AM
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indica posted...
Microvable popcorn is like super carcinogenic primarily because of the bag
It's the butyric acid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butyric_acid

Popcorn + olive oil + fire = harmless
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angeleyes94
11/26/22 5:36:08 AM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
every broom handle says don't stick in butt. What's the point of even having those broom handles then?


Awh damn the label wasn't on mine, oh well too late

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Waddlez
11/26/22 5:39:53 AM
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Poopcorn is better anyway

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LinkPizza
11/28/22 4:48:25 AM
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TheHoldSteady posted...
Every dentist tells you not to drink coca cola. What's the point of having coa cola then?

This doesnt even seem like remotely the same thing

iPhone_7 posted...
I avoid all buttons except the numbers & the stop, start buttons.

The defrost button is actually very useful, tbh When defrosting certain frozen foods, it says to defrost for a certain time, which mean 30% power. So defrost automatically does that, thick is nice

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