Current Events > Scenario: Santa asks you to help check his list and it says you've been naughty.

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UnfairRepresent
12/11/22 11:04:14 AM
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You come home one day to find Santa going over his list with confusion while pacing in circles and muttering to himself. He then spots you and says:

"Oh ho ho ho! So sorry to bother you young man, I'm just checking my list twice this season before I give presents to all the good girls and boys. But Im afraid my age is catching up with me and I can't make out who has been naughty and who has been nice in this street.

I hate to even impose but can you help an old man? The glasses Mrs Claus made me all those long years ago aren't doing what they used to. It seems the small print has defeated me hohoho. Tell me, what do your young eyes see?"

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He hands you the list of everyone who lives in your area and everyone is listed as Nice, except you who and some guy called Sanchez who have been listed as Naughty.

Santa stands there warmly patiently awaiting your response and smiling.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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The_Wheelman1
12/11/22 11:56:39 AM
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Ive been a naughty boy. Punish me Daddy Santa.

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Stagmar
12/11/22 12:37:50 PM
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I tell him that I have to be on neither list so as to avoid a conflict of interest and then tell him the truth for everyone else.

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TomClark
12/11/22 12:44:43 PM
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I seek out Sanchez to start an unstoppable naughty alliance.

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bsp77
12/11/22 12:49:53 PM
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Sounds like you have been doing the Dirty Sanchez

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Kaiganeer
12/11/22 12:56:06 PM
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UnfairRepresent
12/12/22 7:45:31 AM
#7:


TomClark posted...
I seek out Sanchez to start an unstoppable naughty alliance.
lol

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YugiNoob
12/12/22 7:47:37 AM
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Stagmar posted...
I tell him that I have to be on neither list so as to avoid a conflict of interest and then tell him the truth for everyone else.
This is actually brilliant lol.

But seeing as I'm both smol brain and innocent, I would just tell him the truth :<

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jumi
12/12/22 8:00:24 AM
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Check which list Wesley is on.

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LeCh0nk
12/12/22 8:03:15 AM
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The_Wheelman1 posted...
Ive been a naughty boy. Punish me Daddy Santa.


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Nukazie
12/12/22 8:12:03 AM
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steal his ride and fuck his wife

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Lil_Bit83
12/14/22 12:07:32 PM
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TomClark posted...
I seek out Sanchez to start an unstoppable naughty alliance.
Lolol great answer!

I'd tell Santa the Truth. The old man was probably testing me for honesty anyway, and I'm a big girl so I can buy my own stuff.

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/14/22 12:10:26 PM
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me: "Fuck off you fat bastard!"
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Questionmarktarius
12/14/22 12:11:56 PM
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TomClark posted...
I seek out Sanchez to start an unstoppable naughty alliance.
you'd at least get a drinkin' buddy out of the deal.
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VerisimiIitude
12/14/22 12:26:39 PM
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The_Wheelman1 posted...
Ive been a naughty boy. Punish me Daddy Santa.
Honestly this.

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