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Kakapo
12/13/22 7:47:29 AM
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Would you get drunk with me in a park?


Why/why not?

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frozenstar
12/13/22 7:47:59 AM
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That's illegal, so no.

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rexcrk
12/13/22 7:55:27 AM
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You actually seem like one of the more levelheaded users. If I drank, then probably.


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Kombucha
12/13/22 8:03:13 AM
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If I drank, sure.

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angeleyes94
12/13/22 8:57:54 AM
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And wake up with a sore b hole, nah uh breh

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Kakapo
12/13/22 5:43:58 PM
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frozenstar posted...
That's illegal, so no.
Live a little, lol.

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Kakapo
12/13/22 5:44:18 PM
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angeleyes94 posted...
And wake up with a sore b hole, nah uh breh
I promise you, your bum bum is safe around me.

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frozenstar
12/13/22 5:44:38 PM
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Kakapo posted...
Live a little, lol.
I would have in my 20s maybe.

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garan
12/13/22 5:44:49 PM
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At a party or something, sure. But I'm not interested in getting busted for public intoxication.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/13/22 5:51:33 PM
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You guys act like you gotta sit in the brightest spot in the middle of the park. It's not that hard to not get caught. Why do you think there's always empty alcohol bottles at the park? Cause it's easy

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frozenstar
12/13/22 5:52:35 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
You guys act like you gotta sit in the brightest spot in the middle of the park. It's not that hard to not get caught. Why do you think there's always empty alcohol bottles at the park? Cause it's easy
I've done it before, I'm just past the point where I feel invincible and don't wanna wreck my life with a criminal charge on my record or go to jail.

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a-c-a-b
12/13/22 5:52:59 PM
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Sure, why not.

I'm always down for some outdoor drinking.

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Bishop_Hastur
12/13/22 6:06:31 PM
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Nah. If I want to drink outside I do it in the comfort of my yard. Having said that I'd happily have people over to join me.

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Naysaspace
12/13/22 6:10:24 PM
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Getting drunk in a park

#justhighschoolthings
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Kakapo
12/13/22 6:21:59 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
Getting drunk in a park

#justhighschoolthings
It has a certain nostalgia value to it, though.

Admittedly the last time I did it was almost 11 years ago. A friend/sort of romantic partner and I were waiting for a club to open so we grabbed a goon bag of premixed vodka cranberry and waited in the park with it. That was weirdly fun.

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a-c-a-b
12/13/22 6:57:07 PM
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Kakapo posted...
It has a certain nostalgia value to it, though.

Admittedly the last time I did it was almost 11 years ago. A friend/sort of romantic partner and I were waiting for a club to open so we grabbed a goon bag of premixed vodka cranberry and waited in the park with it. That was weirdly fun.
I've done that a bunch of times. Hanging out in a city park and getting a good buzz on before going to a punk show and having to pay bar prices.

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BuckVanHammer
12/13/22 7:02:17 PM
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Sure. I'll bring my cornhole.

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Kakapo
12/13/22 7:02:52 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
I've done that a bunch of times. Hanging out in a city park and getting a good buzz on before going to a punk show and having to pay bar prices.
Yeah, bar prices are insane.

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Kakapo
12/13/22 7:04:31 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
Sure. I'll bring my cornhole.
Why do so many people think I will make love to their bottom?

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LordOfTheCats
12/13/22 7:12:07 PM
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Sounds like a horrible idea, I'm in!
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Kakapo
12/13/22 8:00:25 PM
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I know, right? What could possibly go wrong?

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Master_Bass
12/13/22 8:01:29 PM
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No, I'm a teetotaler.

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Kakapo
12/13/22 8:06:51 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
No, I'm a teetotaler.
You have my condolences.

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Ruvan22
12/13/22 8:06:51 PM
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Kombucha posted...
If I drank, sure.

I'll watch you get drink?
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Kakapo
12/14/22 6:19:37 AM
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Were at 39%. Those odds are better than a dating app, by my reckoning.

Seriously, its be fun. Wed only drink horrible sticky shit that comes premixed and play ridiculously awesome stuff very loudly over Bluetooth soeakers

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Glob
12/14/22 6:21:56 AM
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My getting drunk in the park days ended around the year 2000, so probably not, no.
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Kakapo
12/14/22 6:33:12 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Youre missing out, then.

I didnt mention the part wed be looking for interesting inverts.

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Kakapo
12/14/22 6:39:30 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Ill being earplugs for the people who are allergic to awesome then, gosh.

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BloodMoon7
12/14/22 6:44:21 AM
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I'm a teetotaler and also allergic to parks.

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Kakapo
12/14/22 6:45:52 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Good point.

Very good point.

The blasting sweet tunes comes first, then well be all silent for the invert spotting. Well even use red cellophane shrouded torches and all.

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viewmaster_pi
12/14/22 6:48:50 AM
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for those saying no, do you guys wanna help me dig up the car that's buried between the shrewsbury monastery and wehner park instead?

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BloodMoon7
12/14/22 6:50:07 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
for those saying no, do you guys wanna help me dig up the car that's buried between the shrewsbury monastery and wehner park instead?
I'll bring my cornhole.

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viewmaster_pi
12/14/22 6:51:16 AM
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haha, you... you mean the game with the little bags you throw, right?

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BloodMoon7
12/14/22 6:54:16 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
haha, you... you mean the game with the little bags you throw, right?
They named a game after the anus?

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viewmaster_pi
12/14/22 6:55:45 AM
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yes, they replaced the buttholes with a board for commercial production

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BloodMoon7
12/14/22 6:58:16 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
yes, they replaced the buttholes with a board for commercial production
Someone out there has put their penis inside the cornhole board.

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viewmaster_pi
12/14/22 6:59:16 AM
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that's like catching the golden snitch

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Kakapo
12/14/22 7:02:14 AM
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Ok, let me state quite categorically that each and every orifice you possess now and/or may possess in the future is abundantly safe from the depredations of my exceedingly charming self, until such a point as you may decide otherwise when you are of an entirely sound mind and entirely free of any sort of coercion or mental impairment. Any desire on your part may not be seen as a binding contract requiring input from Kakapo.

Sorry, just adding that last part because I am exceedingly charming and there have been awkward moments in the past where Ive just not been into someone and theyve assumed otherwise.

Anyway, for our park drinking session your bums are safe. Whatever happens once everyone is sober is up to you.

Wink wink.

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Kakapo
12/14/22 7:08:17 AM
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What can I say, consent is sexy.

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angeleyes94
12/14/22 10:23:52 AM
#48:


Kakapo posted...

I promise you, your bum bum is safe around me.


That's what you said last time and I couldn't **** properly for a week.

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TerraSeeker
12/14/22 1:34:03 PM
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To be honest, I don't remember you. I don't have a problem with it unless you're one of the crazy types that commits acts of violence to strangers.

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angeleyes94
12/15/22 9:06:12 AM
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I'm bringing my mint ring raiders toys with so we can have fun with them in the park. What else you think we should bring?

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