Current Events > Elon Musk announces he's stepping down from Twitter

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--Zero-
12/20/22 9:21:11 PM
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605372724800393216?s=20&t=lIaZKRaaK-xEK87Mb0TszA

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TetsuoS2
12/20/22 9:22:22 PM
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after that i will just run the stuff that actually matters

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CARRRNE_ASADA
12/20/22 9:22:25 PM
#4:


Enough fun time. Time to pay the bills!

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LordRazziel
12/20/22 9:22:34 PM
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And of course he's gonna spin it so he's a fuckin hero...

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ZangsBeard
12/20/22 9:23:20 PM
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Someone fool enough... otherwise known as someone who wants to drive a sinking ship into the ground with the possibility of no payoff or golden parachute.

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The_Popo
12/20/22 9:23:29 PM
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Ive never seen a CEO be so adamant about how much his company sucks

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Solar_Crimson
12/20/22 9:23:36 PM
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He's not gonna step down.

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TendoDRM
12/20/22 9:24:34 PM
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"Foolish enough to take the job" as if it's some Herculean task. Anyone could do a better job than Musk by just keeping their mouth shut and not changing anything.

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--Zero-
12/20/22 9:24:49 PM
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I think he knows his presence is bad for Twitter and would rather have someone else be the face of the company to attempt to make his investment back.

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Killmonger
12/20/22 9:25:47 PM
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Is this like when Vince "stepped down"?

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Hornswoggled
12/20/22 9:31:12 PM
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He never would have done this poll unless he wanted to step down anyway.
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A_Good_Boy
12/20/22 9:31:15 PM
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So he's going to hire someone to be the new CEO while he, as the company's owner, is going to be in charge of *checks notes* production. So when the CEO tells him to bark, he'll just turn right around and tell him to fuck off. He's also going to be head of production while also acting as CEO for 3 other companies. So he's going to hire a figurehead CEO to run this one company while he acts as a figurehead CEO for a bunch of other companies.

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Ezekiel2320
12/20/22 9:32:22 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
So he's going to hire someone to be the new CEO while he, as the company's owner, is going to be in charge of *checks notes* production. So when the CEO tells him to bark, he'll just turn right around and tell him to fuck off. He's also going to be head of production while also acting as CEO for 3 other companies. So he's going to hire a figurehead CEO to run this one company while he acts as a figurehead CEO for a bunch of other companies.

Like Jack had a clue what was going on when he was "in charge"...

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Left4Doge
12/20/22 9:34:55 PM
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He didn't have to pay 44 billion if he didn't want the job (he didn't, he just wanted to do some more securities fraud and it backfired on him hardcore)

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A_Good_Boy
12/20/22 9:37:40 PM
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Ezekiel2320 posted...
Like Jack had a clue what was going on when he was "in charge"...
He could at least pay the bills on time.

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DarthAragorn
12/20/22 9:39:59 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
He could at least pay the bills on time.
And keep employees.

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Irony
12/20/22 9:40:42 PM
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He's not going to step down he's going to shadow run it

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ScazarMeltex
12/20/22 9:43:32 PM
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Lol, he's not qualified to do that job either.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
12/20/22 9:44:35 PM
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this requires patience. It can take as long as 50 years to find a suitable successor.

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UnholyMudcrab
12/20/22 9:44:36 PM
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That "someone" is probably going to be Mohammed bin Salman or Jared Kushner

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Popcorn2000
12/20/22 9:44:54 PM
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Ah, the wealthy elite nerd trying to be a populist

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