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UnfairRepresent
12/29/22 7:50:54 PM
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Would you do it


Money is after tax but you won't get any of it until you've beaten nearly all the Final Fantasy games together. You're also not allowed to use cheats or mods.

11 and 14 don't count but you still need to play 1-10, 12,13 and 15. Including both in OG 7 and Remake 7.

As well as Final Fantasy IV: The After Years,Tactics, X-2, XIII-3, Lighting Returns, XII: Revenant Wings and Dirge of Cerberus too I guess, why not.

Don't worry shit like Kingdom Hearts and Chocobo racing don't count.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/5/AAZiH8AAECln.jpg

You can play them in any order you want but all three of you have to beat at least one game each. You can't just control every single one.

Would you do it?

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Giant_Aspirin
12/29/22 7:53:47 PM
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what happens if they act like contrarian shitheads and refuse to cooperate?

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BostonBurner
12/29/22 7:53:54 PM
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I'd join in, if only to see how the hell a card game can play a video game.
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Dakimakura
12/29/22 8:03:30 PM
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Final Fantasy is a single player game

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UnfairRepresent
12/29/22 8:08:28 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Final Fantasy is a single player game
I mean 9 has a multiplayer option

It sucks but it's there

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Ivany2008
12/29/22 9:25:25 PM
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can I use the whole "does this smell of chloroform to you?" bit and just play through the series on my own? I'm already halfway through FF1, and going to be immediately starting FF2 after that.
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rexcrk
12/29/22 9:25:58 PM
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So how much time did you spend coming up with this one?


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MabusIncarnate
12/29/22 9:26:42 PM
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Like controller trade off kind of thing? Or can I just play it while they sit there and I can put a dog bark shock collar on them or something.

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Nukazie
12/29/22 9:26:58 PM
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ez money?

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tripleh213
12/29/22 9:51:25 PM
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Probably not

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The_Popo
12/29/22 9:54:27 PM
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So long as they actually are willing to play one of them apiece, then absolutely. Im assuming I can talk them through a game, as well.

UnfairRepresent posted...
I mean 9 has a multiplayer option

It sucks but it's there

FF6 has multiplayer as well, where you can assign specific characters to player 1 and player 2.

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GGuirao13
12/30/22 12:44:26 AM
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Hell no!

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Nasty_Nitro
12/30/22 1:01:26 AM
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i cant imagine explaining the plot or controls to them they cant grasp basic ideas like decency I imagine things like time travel or blitzball or summoning aeons would trigger some sort of crazy rambling rant. Tucker would be like Why does the game want me to hate Seymour? I really identify with Seymour

me: tucker just kill him hes in the next game duke

Greene would probably have trouble holding the controller correctly.

I think Alex Jones would be a much better partner for this but hed be on his show connecting the storylines to his conspiracy crap. Sephoroth is real! Hes joe biden!

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KainWind
12/30/22 1:07:13 AM
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Pretty sure they'd be in favor of destroying the crystals or whatever

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Nasty_Nitro
12/30/22 1:08:06 AM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Jones actually is a gamer. Hes talked about Xenogears a few times.

Yeah hes a big nerd i say big nerd because he pretends to be into only serious conspiracy crap but all his stuff connects to movies and media. Im not surprised.


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Nasty_Nitro
12/30/22 1:09:07 AM
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KainWind posted...
Pretty sure they'd be in favor of destroying the crystals or whatever

tucker would be like How do we make our character join Shinra and be a productive citizen?


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Nasty_Nitro
12/30/22 1:10:03 AM
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tucker & mtg would HATE Barrett with his yt daughter and his stance against Shinra andyou know..his prominence as a character

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Kamil
12/30/22 1:12:06 AM
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I voted yes, but then I didn't realize how many games it would actually be. I refrain from further political discussion here.

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JKwaffle
12/30/22 1:35:08 AM
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Man, if it was just the main numbered games maybe, but shit like X2 too? idk man.

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The_Popo
12/30/22 1:37:22 AM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Final Fantasy 6 and 9 had multiplayer?

I never knew that. How does it work?

I cant speak for FF9, as Ive never dabbled with it in that game.

But in the FF6 menu, under the config screen, you can select multiplayer, and then it lets you assign characters to player 1 & player 2 in battle:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/8/AAEqD0AAECpk.jpg

And while grabbing the images off Google, I learned that FF5 offered this as well:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/9/AAEqD0AAECpl.jpg

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NoxObscuras
12/30/22 1:48:38 AM
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Nasty_Nitro posted...
i cant imagine explaining the plot or controls to them they cant grasp basic ideas like decency I imagine things like time travel or blitzball or summoning aeons would trigger some sort of crazy rambling rant. Tucker would be like Why does the game want me to hate Seymour? I really identify with Seymour

me: tucker just kill him hes in the next game duke

Greene would probably have trouble holding the controller correctly.
This. I feel like it would be unbearable not only having to explain things to them, but also having to sit through endless rants while trying to complete 800+ hours worth of Final Fantasy games.

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Nasty_Nitro
12/30/22 2:08:05 AM
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NoxObscuras posted...
This. I feel like it would be unbearable not only having to explain things to them, but also having to sit through endless rants while trying to complete 800+ hours worth of Final Fantasy games.

For 1mill I could make it work although getting into Don Corneos mansion would be quite a doozey with those two. Id be more worried about them trying to get some of my 1mil.


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FL81
12/30/22 2:09:25 AM
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I can't wait for the part where we attack and dethrone God

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The_Popo
12/30/22 2:30:39 AM
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NoxObscuras posted...
This. I feel like it would be unbearable not only having to explain things to them, but also having to sit through endless rants while trying to complete 800+ hours worth of Final Fantasy games.

Even if it took you 1,000 hours, youre working at a rate of $1,000 per hour.

Gimme.

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toadfan64
12/30/22 2:39:37 AM
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I've played like 15 minutes of a Final Fantasy game once, so that's already gonna add a lot of time for this, along with just trying to get them to grasp the most basic of controls and what to do for these kinda games.

Even doing as little as possible with such a massive game count, this is gonna be hundreds, if not 1,000+ hours to beat, but for 1 million? Sure

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/30/22 2:46:18 AM
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i could be playing it with Donald Trump, Kanye West, Andrew Tate and Elon Musk and it still wouldnt be worth it.

that's way too much FF for me... lol
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MedeaLysistrata
12/30/22 3:20:51 AM
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can we use guides?

are they ignoring me?

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AldousIsDead
12/30/22 3:27:10 AM
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I assign MTG to Mystic Quest and Tucker to FF7RE on easy mode.

I can then clean up the rest at my leisure.

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itachi15243
12/30/22 3:30:24 AM
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I feel like tucker is the kinda guy to pretend he's sephiroth and relate everything in life to the story of whatever ff he finds interesting

MTG would probably be the commentary. Swinging all over the place to try and sound funny.

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UnfairRepresent
12/30/22 7:31:03 AM
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Nasty_Nitro posted...
tucker & mtg would HATE Barrett with his yt daughter and his stance against Shinra andyou know..his prominence as a character
lol

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whetstone314
12/30/22 7:56:43 AM
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Nasty_Nitro posted...
I think Alex Jones would be a much better partner for this but hed be on his show connecting the storylines to his conspiracy crap. Sephoroth is real! Hes joe biden!

I actually would like to replay some games and see what kinda political commentary there is. Like, I played ff12 remake a few years ago, and when you infiltrate the main bad guys city, you realize all the citizens have become ultra academics/elitists that operate on social credit score (not kidding) and they are totally oblivious that their leader is basically Hitler accept actually successful in occult and eugenics pursuits, cause you know, this is ff

I do kinda wonder what the authors were going for
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Guns_of_Verdun
12/31/22 12:16:58 AM
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whetstone314 posted...


I do kinda wonder what the authors were going for
I mean pretty much every Final Fantasy game has an underlying message of "The established authority and religion are corrupt and lying to you."

Well maybe not 1

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Ricemills
12/31/22 12:27:01 AM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
I mean pretty much every Final Fantasy game has an underlying message of "The established authority and religion are corrupt and lying to you."

Well maybe not 1

4 and 5 doesn't to this
heck, most of the characters in 4 are royalties or prominent figures in their kingdoms.

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The-19th-Sparta
12/31/22 12:28:44 AM
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Ugh, thats a lot of money but I dont want to play FFX ever again.

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Nasty_Nitro
12/31/22 4:12:55 PM
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whetstone314 posted...
I actually would like to replay some games and see what kinda political commentary there is. Like, I played ff12 remake a few years ago, and when you infiltrate the main bad guys city, you realize all the citizens have become ultra academics/elitists that operate on social credit score (not kidding) and they are totally oblivious that their leader is basically Hitler accept actually successful in occult and eugenics pursuits, cause you know, this is ff

I do kinda wonder what the authors were going for

Oh Gosh AJ would probably flip his entire shit and fall into an insane rant about it probably shut the system down w/o saving and start preaching about predictive programming. Id probably punch jones. tucker would be fun to argue with in a weird way


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Bokothechoco2
12/31/22 4:17:39 PM
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$1m for like 2 months of playing video games? Fuck yeah.
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UnfairRepresent
12/31/22 7:27:44 PM
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The-19th-Sparta posted...
Ugh, thats a lot of money but I dont want to play FFX ever again.
I like FFX :(

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dancing_cactuar
12/31/22 7:44:23 PM
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2 alone would consider me rejecting the million even if Fucker Carlson and MTG weren't involved.

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Senta
12/31/22 7:46:43 PM
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Sure. I'd do it. I can speed run them all fairly easily, with only 13 being the one I'd struggle with.

I'd give them each one of the easier ones, and take care of the rest myself.

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ellis123
12/31/22 8:06:17 PM
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Easy. There is no stipulation that the games have to be done on a fresh save, just that they have to be beaten without cheats/mods.

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HashtagTartarus
12/31/22 8:26:09 PM
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That sounds kinda easy TBH. Less than a year of full time work in exchange for over a decade of income in a low COL area.
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Ricemills
12/31/22 8:42:16 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You can play them in any order you want but all three of you have to beat at least one game each. You can't just control every single one.

this is the hardest part, what game to assign to tucker and MTG?

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Nasty_Nitro
12/31/22 9:07:52 PM
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Genius. You could also use a FAQ to beat the games faster lmao


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UnfairRepresent
01/01/23 9:24:14 AM
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Ricemills posted...
this is the hardest part, what game to assign to tucker and MTG?
9 is pretty easy

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Zaltera
01/01/23 10:07:20 AM
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The-19th-Sparta posted...
Ugh, thats a lot of money but I dont want to play FFX ever again.

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StormSignal
01/01/23 10:21:18 AM
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i've never beat a final fantasy game in my life idk if i could even do this by myself

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SparkItUp
01/01/23 10:31:36 AM
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I'd give it a go for a million...lol

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