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Noumas
01/07/23 8:08:55 AM
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I have no idea what I watched. I thought interstellar was bad but even that movie made a teensy bit more sense.

I love Elizabeth debicki, really I liked all the actors in it, even the protagonist with no personality and Russian Kenneth Branagh. Its just the actual movie and story and script that didn't engage me.
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Big_Nabendu
01/07/23 8:19:32 AM
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Why was interstellar bad?
Besides the ending?

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SMAP-
01/07/23 8:20:47 AM
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my most hated film

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Tyranthraxus
01/07/23 8:21:02 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2FXfFeRtJo

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TheGoldenEel
01/07/23 8:21:24 AM
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Tenet was like, he had this idea for an awesome car chase sequence and then built a movie around it

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Garioshi
01/07/23 9:37:12 AM
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Little-known movie Tenet

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Error1355
01/07/23 9:39:55 AM
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I thought Tenet was an interesting watch.

I'm sure it's more than full of terrible plot holes if I tried to even remotely think about it beyond the surface level though.

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The_Yahtz09
01/07/23 9:44:43 AM
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I really enjoyed it. The spectacle and effects were top notch. I remember understanding why characters were doing what they were doing, but I cant explain the mechanics of how everything happened.

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Runeboggle
01/07/23 9:53:41 AM
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It's a fairly decent sci-fi movie imo. It actually touches on some things Hawking wrote about in A Brief History of Time and is a fascinating 'what-if' scenario.

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NeonTentacles
01/07/23 10:01:45 AM
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I caught Tenet halfway through and I have no idea what was going on. Apparently watching the entire thing wont change that

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Noumas
01/07/23 10:10:01 AM
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Yeah, nolan has completely lost his touch after the 2000s. His 2010s movies are meh.
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kirbyy
01/07/23 11:57:41 AM
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NeonTentacles posted...
I caught Tenet halfway through and I have no idea what was going on. Apparently watching the entire thing wont change that
Just reverse what you've seen mentally and you'll have watched the whole thing.

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Compsognathus
01/07/23 12:07:29 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Tenet was like, he had this idea for an awesome car chase sequence and then built a movie around it
I genuinely think he had a few action set pieces in mind and worked backwards to create a plausible movie to justify them.

He did not.

It also has the worst sound-mixing I have ever heard in a film.

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Noumas
01/07/23 12:20:05 PM
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Compsognathus posted...
It also has the worst sound-mixing I have ever heard in a film.
Oh my freaking God thank you, I feel so vindicated right now. I knew it wasn't just me, something was up with this movie specifically.
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Sariana21
01/07/23 12:31:04 PM
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I liked both. Interstellar is actually one of my favorite movies. I had no problem with the ending. I just wish they had explained the Blight better, but that wasnt really the point of the movie.

I would like to see Tenet again because I fell asleep in the middle (watched it at home - I almost always fall asleep at home). Its confusing enough even when fully awake, which I was not.

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VampireCoyote
01/07/23 12:37:11 PM
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it was ok, I didnt think the lead actor was very good in the role

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Zeeak4444
01/07/23 1:40:51 PM
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Im pretty surprised at how confused people get with Tenet.

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Prestoff
01/07/23 2:47:38 PM
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The issue I have with movies like Tenet is that because it's so unnecessarily convoluted that most of the dialogue is all exposition. It just gets really annoying when you are constantly people not talking like regular people.

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COVxy
01/07/23 2:56:15 PM
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Zeeak4444 posted...
Im pretty surprised at how confused people get with Tenet.

I'm not, given that the premise itself is incoherent.

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TheGoldenEel
01/07/23 3:18:53 PM
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Zeeak4444 posted...
Im pretty surprised at how confused people get with Tenet.
The movie itself lampshades this by explicitly telling the viewer not to think about how it makes any sense

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TurtleInFreedom
01/08/23 8:13:49 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2FXfFeRtJo

I never get tired of watching this.
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Null_Gain
01/08/23 8:24:21 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
The movie itself lampshades this by explicitly telling the viewer not to think about how it makes any sense

So... "don't think, just consume"

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Noumas
01/11/23 1:07:15 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2FXfFeRtJo
Lol I rewatched this after finishing the movie. I now finally know what it's referencing.
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Compsognathus
01/11/23 2:13:30 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I don't have to imagine. I'm actively thinking that Tenet is dogshit right now.

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Mr_hulk88
01/11/23 2:15:19 AM
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I wish people who disagree that Tennet is just completely incoherent and dull could articulate what I am missing exactly instead of just vaguely talking down on me for not "getting it" or something
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pauIie
01/11/23 2:16:28 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

tenet is bad

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Zero_Destroyer
01/11/23 2:19:34 AM
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rather would watch Tenet than 90% of comic book movies I'm not gonna lie

certainly not great, but certainly memorable

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Ratchetrockon
01/11/23 2:21:27 AM
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Are people just pretending to like Tenet? I have never seen it but seems like a bad movie. I prefer things that make sense.

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Sariana21
01/11/23 2:26:07 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Are people just pretending to like Tenet? I have never seen it but seems like a bad movie. I prefer things that make sense.
Its not a bad movie. But we dont all like the same things.

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pauIie
01/11/23 2:29:15 AM
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Zero_Destroyer posted...
rather would watch Tenet than 90% of comic book movies I'm not gonna lie

certainly not great, but certainly memorable
I know people act like marvel movies are the only movies that come out, but there are other choices. It's not just this or marvel lol.

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Mr_hulk88
01/11/23 3:01:00 AM
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I hate marvel too.. So.. Yeah
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Zero_Destroyer
01/11/23 3:12:22 AM
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pauIie posted...
I know people act like marvel movies are the only movies that come out, but there are other choices. It's not just this or marvel lol.

oh for sure, but still, I think Tenet was passable and it's a lot better than most "passable" films that I've kind of liked. I'd rather it try something weird and have a good few sequences but fail rather than it not try at all, basically

It's not like Interstellar where that film just needed to end a bit earlier and needed no exposition at all in the black hole. Until it overexplained and dragged at the end it's fantastic

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Prestoff
01/11/23 3:45:39 AM
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Yeah the fight scenes and chereograph in Tenet were excellent, but actually trying to get why the fuck something is happening (especially the car scene) is a clusterfuck. Someone said it here best, but it seemed like Nolan had some really cool ideas for action scenes and sets that he just build a movie around it. I would believe it.

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Noumas
01/13/23 11:05:32 PM
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Zero_Destroyer posted...
oh for sure, but still, I think Tenet was passable and it's a lot better than most "passable" films that I've kind of liked. I'd rather it try something weird and have a good few sequences but fail rather than it not try at all, basically

It's not like Interstellar where that film just needed to end a bit earlier and needed no exposition at all in the black hole. Until it overexplained and dragged at the end it's fantastic
Yeah I was going along with interstellar for most of the movie, even with the time wasting on Matt Damon's planet because he was hilarious, but then it just got really dumb.

Tenet was dumb from the beginning after the opening opera scene. It starts of with an intense action scene to get the viewer hooked but then the rest is... meh.

Could the pandemic have affected some of the writing and/or editing for this movie?
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Poorly
01/13/23 11:16:14 PM
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I will try not to puke or poop in tenet.

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tripleh213
01/13/23 11:19:36 PM
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Interstellar was my favorite movie of his.

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Mr_hulk88
01/13/23 11:21:09 PM
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tripleh213 posted...
Interstellar was my favorite movie of his.

Memento (one of my favorite movies overall) and Dark Knight for me.

That's it. Have hated everything else from him.
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tripleh213
01/13/23 11:24:29 PM
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Dark Knight as well

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Mr_hulk88
01/13/23 11:31:08 PM
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https://youtu.be/t23ZEKqGHzs

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Disney_Dave
01/13/23 11:48:45 PM
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Going to rewatch soon
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Delirious_Beard
01/14/23 12:05:35 AM
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Prestoff posted...
because it's so unnecessarily convoluted that most of the dialogue is all exposition

this is basically ever Nolan movie

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HornyLevel
01/14/23 12:12:57 AM
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Interstellar is one of my favorite movies ever.

Tenet is fun because of the visuals, especially the car scenes. I also love that scene where he absolutely bodies Sator's men at the restaurant.

Also something about Neil was so lovable yet sad.

Though I couldn't take Sator seriously because I kept imagining Gilderoy Lockhart lol.

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MelbuFrahma4
01/14/23 12:13:52 AM
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Surprised it hasn't been mentioned that Tenet is a film that needs to be watched twice to understand.

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Noumas
01/14/23 12:37:22 AM
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MelbuFrahma4 posted...
Surprised it hasn't been mentioned that Tenet is a film that needs to be watched twice to understand.
Only twice?
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GameGodOfAll
01/14/23 12:38:23 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2FXfFeRtJo
Every single time my brother. And I will watch it every single time.

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