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UnfairRepresent
01/13/23 5:27:55 PM
#1:


What do you do?



You and you girlfriend are hungry so you go to get some croissants.

But when you get to the bakery they only have two croissants left! A fresh one and one that was made earlier and is going out of date. Sold at a reduced price.

You pick them up and head back to her but... Who gets which!? :O

She wouldn't know one was fresher than the other unless you told her.
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How do you react?
What do you do?

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Jupiter
01/13/23 5:28:53 PM
#2:


Give her the fresh croissant

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Bishop_Hastur
01/13/23 5:29:49 PM
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I give her the fresh one. I'mma use mine for a sandwich, so it's better if it's a little stale.

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garan
01/13/23 5:31:53 PM
#4:


Give her the fresh one-- easy boyfriend points & I'm not that picky about food anyway.
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ElleRagu
01/13/23 5:35:09 PM
#5:


so the choices are: be nice, or be a dick

gee what a hard decision to make

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Cleo_II
01/13/23 5:35:27 PM
#6:


My husband gets the stale one because he doesnt like croissants that much and couldnt tell the difference anyway tbh
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MICHALECOLE
01/13/23 5:36:13 PM
#7:


I give cleo_IIs husband the fresh one because he doesnt like croissants but I know hes appreciate the effort
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The_Korey
01/13/23 5:41:18 PM
#8:


I don't eat that shit anyway. She kan have both.

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FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER
01/13/23 5:43:49 PM
#9:


Give wife fresh one and i airfry the other one

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DBZAOTA482
01/13/23 5:48:52 PM
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Give her the fresh one. I don't like croissants that much anyways.

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Holy_Cloud105
01/13/23 5:49:31 PM
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ElleRagu posted...
so the choices are: be nice, or be a dick

gee what a hard decision to make
You'd be surprised at how many people would keep the fresh ones for themselves. I know one of my cousins would do that for sure.

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Shotgunnova
01/13/23 6:12:17 PM
#13:


I'll take the bad croissant.
The one that's almost dead.
The necroissant, if you will.

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Sphyx
01/13/23 6:13:40 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
She wouldn't know one was fresher than the other unless you told her.
Then it isn't my girlfriend.
This isn't something I could get past her.

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DoesntMatter
01/13/23 6:13:50 PM
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i don't like croissants, so i'd get the fresh one for her and probably a bagel for me

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UnfairRepresent
01/13/23 7:12:51 PM
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Sphyx posted...
Then it isn't my girlfriend.
This isn't something I could get past her.
lolwut

DoesntMatter posted...
i don't like croissants, so i'd get the fresh one for her and probably a bagel for me
They sold out of Bagels

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DoesntMatter
01/13/23 7:23:20 PM
#17:


UnfairRepresent posted...
They sold out of Bagels
well i'll get something else then

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Mistere_Man
01/13/23 8:56:46 PM
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Damn they need to close for the day then.

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frozenstar
01/13/23 9:07:42 PM
#20:


Hide them behind my back and tell my girlfriend "pick one".

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Mistere_Man
01/13/23 9:12:09 PM
#21:


She can have both honestly. Being that the closest thing I have to a girlfriend is my hand she will feed them to me anyway.

Yay loopholes!


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RetsuZaiZen
01/13/23 9:20:41 PM
#22:


Eat her

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UnfairRepresent
01/13/23 9:46:14 PM
#23:


Mistere_Man posted...
Damn they need to close for the day then.
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Mistere_Man
01/13/23 9:51:06 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/2/AAZiH8AAEFQq.jpg

https://youtu.be/38WflQtZfBI?t=21

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Heartomaton
01/13/23 9:53:14 PM
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Girl gets the fresh one.

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Bokothechoco2
01/13/23 9:56:33 PM
#26:


"Well I don't want to give you a stale croissant... So I guess I'll just eat both."
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UnfairRepresent
01/14/23 11:16:13 AM
#27:


Bokothechoco2 posted...
"Well I don't want to give you a stale croissant... So I guess I'll just eat both."
lol

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