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UnfairRepresent
01/15/23 7:25:49 AM
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Would you pick them up?





You're driving along one night, it's dark, you're in the middle of no where and there's no one around. The closest towns are many miles away. Then in the distance you seem some odd looking hitchhikers at the side of the road.

As you get closer you realize to your shock that it's AOC and MTG with an uncollared schnauzer. They look incredibly strange.

They both look dishevelled, tired and angry. They smell of custard, in fact they are still damp from custard. Like they were drenched in the stuff not long ago.

AOC is wearing a badly torn Miami Dolphins outfit, MTG is wearing a ragged cheap wedding dress. Both are damp, seemingly having being covered in custard, They're both wrapped in a towel that's doing little to help them in the freezing cold night. They're not looking at each other as they stand there and it's clear from the lack of affection that the dog isn't theres, they're just looking after it.

There's zero indication where they just came from or wtf was going on.

Your mind is buzzing with a hundred questions that are cut off as MTG proactively says "Never mind what happened! Can you drop us off at the nearest town?"

AOC adds: "And speak of this to no one!?""

https://i.imgur.com/9CuR87m.jpg

There's no one and nothing around for miles. It's cold and dark in the night.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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TurtleInFreedom
01/15/23 7:28:47 AM
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Only if they agree to kiss each other.
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pegusus123456
01/15/23 7:29:27 AM
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Just AOC. The dog can stay behind. I guess the schnauzer can come too.

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Irony
01/15/23 7:41:28 AM
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I don't pick up hitchhikers

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UnfairRepresent
01/15/23 9:07:10 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Just AOC. The dog can stay behind. I guess the schnauzer can come too.
bruh

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Stagmar
01/15/23 9:16:17 AM
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Id demand to see their passports.

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Delta_Force
01/15/23 10:17:09 AM
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I'd pick up the ones less likely to shit in my car, the Schnauzer and AOC.

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Gamespoht
01/15/23 10:22:51 AM
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In this scenarios are these women bare foot? That's a huge factor

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CalosiaTana
01/15/23 10:52:17 AM
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I'll never pick up anyone so I keep driving

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ssj3vegeta
01/15/23 11:01:34 AM
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I'll pick up AOC and she'll reward me with a week of making sweet love to me

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UnfairRepresent
01/15/23 12:41:24 PM
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Gamespoht posted...
In this scenarios are these women bare foot? That's a huge factor
It's dark, you can't tell

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UnfairRepresent
01/17/23 12:05:56 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Where do you come up with these scenarios?
My gigantic brain

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Master_Bass
01/17/23 12:07:42 PM
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Irony posted...
I don't pick up hitchhikers
This, but if I were forced to the dog and AOC can come.

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RetsuZaiZen
01/17/23 12:24:18 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Just AOC. The dog can stay behind. I guess the schnauzer can come too.

Damn

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CrabFeeder
01/17/23 12:40:48 PM
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Schnauzer because someone may actually be looking for it
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Golden_Key33
01/17/23 12:52:22 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Just AOC. The dog can stay behind. I guess the schnauzer can come too.
Literally the perfect comment.

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Suolevram
01/17/23 12:53:20 PM
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I'd keep on keeping on. They'll be alright.

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CalosiaTana
01/18/23 8:12:23 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/5/AAY5SRAAEGdv.jpg

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PMarth2002
01/18/23 8:16:09 AM
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I'm not picking up hitchhikers at night.

Besides, I doubt I'd recognize them in the dark.

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UnfairRepresent
01/18/23 5:43:40 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...


Besides, I doubt I'd recognize them in the dark.
but you did

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Rioushu
01/21/23 1:15:08 AM
#22:


They never get the chance to speak to me because I just keep driving.

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FatAnimeBooty
01/21/23 1:17:49 AM
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No way, I would think that they're trying to kill me
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Stagmar
01/21/23 8:37:33 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
I'm not picking up hitchhikers at night.

Besides, I doubt I'd recognize them in the dark.
Im not sure Id recognize them in daylight either tbh.

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