Poll of the Day > Pick two numbers between 1-9 before entering

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what are your powers?

1, 9

Curious question about the limitations of 5. Does it have to be a physical toaster, or can I make someone think about a toaster and manipulate their thoughts or actions through said imaginary toaster? Is that popcorn you are smelling?

Free gravel for life

Sweet, the only one that's useful.

4, 8
The second nose might be bothersome.

Do you have any idea how expensive gravel is? Last time we had the driveway regravelled it cost over $10,000. And that was like 20 years ago. You could make pretty good money selling your free gravel.

If the teleportation is fast enough, you could use it to fly, just keep teleporting up.

I'm thinking 2 and 8, but depending on limitations 5 would be a neat one.

How do you define a toaster for instance. Is toaster oven OK? What about a tanning bed which is a human toaster? What level of control do I have? Just how hot and how long they go or can I control other things. Can I make them walk to me? Make them float? Can I give one sentience and have a toaster pet?

omg so random lmao

2 and 3.

Eh, couldve been worse.

KJ_StErOiDs posted...

2 and 3.

Eh, couldve been worse.

At least you can teleport through most doors, windows, or fences. Depending on how the 7 inches is determined.

I got 2 and 5. I live in an apartment so 2 is useless to me; 5 could be helpful for getting your bread perfectly toasted.

7 would actually be useful for seeing whether a container is actually empty or not.. in any situation in which that would matter.

1 and 9. Not the worst. Not the best. Also is it Albert Einstein's running speed at his peak or his current running speed? If it was current, him being dead would make it worse than useless.

I got 2 and 7.

See inside any empty container sounds like it could have some uses actually. And teleporting 7 inches away could also be really useful for things.

argonautweakend posted...

See inside any empty container sounds like it could have some uses actually

If it has air is it empty? Because at that point you would only be able to see inside of an empty vacuum chamber.

Can communicate with oysters and free gravel for life.

The second one seems like the only good power out of that group, since it's basically free money once I set up a gravel quarry.

I went with 6,9 of course.

No special powers but I still win.

Seeing inside any empty container could make you rich in theory, you can always tell which container/cup etc is empty in games of chance etc.

7 inch teleport could also be useful/capitalized on, especially if you could use it repeatedly (no recharge time). Could be used to teleport up in theory as well (or down I guess). Done rapidly you could fall from any height safely (not enough time actually falling to pick up speed), get to any height, travel over water etc.

Number 3 could be useful during sex. And for most here there'd be 6 inches to spare.