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agoat
02/06/23 12:52:18 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/6/AAfa0DAAEKAU.jpg
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jan/07/lonely-dolphin-making-human-friends-but-experts-ask-swimmers-to-stay-away

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sabin017
02/06/23 12:53:08 AM
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Because the people are lonely? Way to rub it in, dolphins.

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Tyranthraxus
02/06/23 1:04:15 AM
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Dolphins: dude check out our these dudes collect our garbage for free

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Baha05
02/06/23 1:05:23 AM
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More likely a trap to lure people into the sea to get intimate with them.

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Ratchetrockon
02/06/23 1:10:13 AM
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damn i want one to bring me treasure from a shipwreck thatd be dope af

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008Zulu
02/08/23 5:48:20 AM
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If you accept a gift from a dolphin, it's just going to expect a handjob in return.

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Vyrulisse
02/08/23 5:51:29 AM
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I'm convinced Dolphins are more intelligent than Humans it's just that we can't understand them.

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UnfairRepresent
02/08/23 6:03:38 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
I'm convinced Dolphins are more intelligent than Humans it's just that we can't understand them.
Dolphins meet up with friends and get high

They are smart fuckers

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^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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ZevLoveDOOM
02/08/23 6:08:23 AM
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"Oh, a new clam! Just what i always wanted!"
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bigtiggie23
02/08/23 6:12:30 AM
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Wasn't this an episode of Family Guy?

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Mistere_Man
02/08/23 7:43:48 AM
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Story is from 2014

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Trickfinger
02/08/23 8:06:31 AM
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Mistere_Man posted...
Story is from 2014
And what's it to you?

You won't reply.

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BloodMoon7
02/08/23 8:11:37 AM
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That's how they lure you in. Once they have you in the water, you will see why dolphin is spelled with a D.

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Mistere_Man
02/08/23 8:18:00 AM
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Trickfinger posted...
And what's it to you?

You won't reply.
I thought this was something happening now not 9 years ago.

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Trickfinger
02/08/23 8:19:21 AM
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Mistere_Man posted...
I thought this was something happening now not 9 years ago.
Why?

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Mistere_Man
02/08/23 8:31:07 AM
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Trickfinger posted...
Why?

Because the topic title said dolphins are bringing presents not Dolphins were bringing presents.

I do hope that dolphin was able to survive after being freed from that area.

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Trickfinger
02/08/23 8:45:52 AM
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Good point.

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