Poll of the Day > Is throwing a bottle at a bar customer considered assault?

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/09/23 9:31:31 PM
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Is it instant termination?

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ReturnOfFa
02/09/23 9:35:02 PM
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yup

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SoreChasm
02/09/23 9:37:44 PM
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Nah youre fine

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rjsilverthorn
02/09/23 9:51:37 PM
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That definitely seems like it would qualify as assault, yes.
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ECW_Originals12
02/09/23 9:59:24 PM
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No, do it.
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dedbus
02/11/23 4:20:55 AM
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Were they trying to catch it?
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wolfy42
02/11/23 4:47:49 AM
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Depends to be honest. If nobody got hit, and you can pass it off as it slipping from your grasp and you didn't mean to throw it, you might get away with it.

Even if you hit them, if you plan it in advance so it looks like an accident, you might at least not get in trouble with the law. Probably would still lose your job though.

If the person is enough of a jerk though it could be worth it.

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FrozenBananas
02/11/23 2:56:48 PM
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hmm

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ANAKAfire
02/11/23 3:17:05 PM
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Yeah...? I can't imagine why not. If spitting on someone is assault then I'm sure a glass bottle that goes slicey dicey on your face counts as assault.

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Ogurisama
02/11/23 3:35:31 PM
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Assault yes, it would
Termination depends on the bar you work it

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synth_real
02/11/23 6:08:05 PM
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Depends on how you throw it. If it's a gentle toss that's intended to be caught, it might be judged differently than trying to hurl an Aroldis Chapman fastball right at someone's head

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DirtBasedSoap
02/11/23 6:46:42 PM
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SoreChasm posted...
Nah youre fine


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Solid_Sonic
02/11/23 6:52:58 PM
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synth_real posted...
Depends on how you throw it. If it's a gentle toss that's intended to be caught, it might be judged differently than trying to hurl an Aroldis Chapman fastball right at someone's head

This did seem pretty cut and dry at first but this post did give me pause.

Were you angry?

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Firewood18
02/12/23 12:43:04 AM
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Last year I worked at a liquor store and I guy came in, tried to kill me so I shot him in the face.

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VampireCoyote
02/12/23 12:46:30 AM
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what is the bottle made out of

is it full or empty

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Krazy_Kirby
02/12/23 2:54:58 AM
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synth_real posted...
Depends on how you throw it. If it's a gentle toss that's intended to be caught, it might be judged differently than trying to hurl an Aroldis Chapman fastball right at someone's head


toss =/= throw

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