Poll of the Day > Author is releasing two more Twilight books

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Jen0125
02/10/23 8:13:37 PM
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https://bookriot.com/stephenie-meyer-announces-two-more-twilight-books/

Thank god
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MeatiestMeatus
02/10/23 8:19:39 PM
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Just in time for Christmas!

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Zangrief
02/10/23 8:32:33 PM
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Are they sequels so we can see the outcome of the weird werewolf/baby grooming situation...?
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wpot
02/10/23 9:19:42 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Thank god
I don't know what we would have done without them, frankly. :)

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Jen0125
02/10/23 9:26:43 PM
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wpot posted...
I don't know what we would have done without them, frankly. :)

I definitely asked for them
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EclairReturns
02/10/23 10:28:58 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
I definitely asked for them


I am detecting the slightest trace of irony in these words, which effects the impression that these sequels were most certainly not asked-for --- but not necessarily unwelcome.

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Dikitain
02/10/23 10:35:29 PM
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Without reading any of the books and only the summaries, Twilight always seemed like some weird, elaborate, Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan fiction.

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Jen0125
02/10/23 11:01:02 PM
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EclairReturns posted...
I am detecting the slightest trace of irony in these words, which effects the impression that these sequels were most certainly not asked-for --- but not necessarily unwelcome.

You are astute as always, old chap
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Monopoman
02/10/23 11:19:36 PM
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I remember watching one of these in the cheap theatre, and nearly everyone in the theater was cracking up throughout the movie. These are the most unintentionally funny movies ever made, especially if you don't take them seriously.

I had no idea that a theater could have been primarily a crowd that watched the films in the so bad it's good type.
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BlackScythe0
02/10/23 11:25:01 PM
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Dikitain posted...
Without reading any of the books and only the summaries, Twilight always seemed like some weird, elaborate, Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan fiction.

I watched the movies with my ex-wife... I think I saw them all? As I recall that isn't an accurate comparison. It's just the authors wet dream of two guys fighting over her. Female perspective romances are always weird for me to watch since it seems like they like things I have difficulties understanding.
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Fierce_Deity_08
02/11/23 2:24:21 AM
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This is great! Please dont make anymore movies though. The books were tolerable, the movies were not. Team Jacob forever.

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ParanoidObsessive
02/11/23 2:41:06 AM
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Dikitain posted...
Without reading any of the books and only the summaries, Twilight always seemed like some weird, elaborate, Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan fiction.

The impression I always got is that they were the self-insert fiction that chubby friendless nerd girl Stephenie Meyer wrote in high school, just sort of scribbling in her notebook while crushing on cute boys in her class that wouldn't give her the time of day. Then she just changed the name of the main character from Stephenie to Bella when she published it.

It's why literally everyone loves the main character in spite of her having almost no personality or redeeming features. OBVIOUSLY all the cute boys want her!

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Jen0125
02/11/23 7:56:19 AM
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Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
This is great! Please dont make anymore movies though. The books were tolerable, the movies were not. Team Jacob forever.

I love to hate watch them
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Nade_Duck
02/11/23 8:07:48 AM
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why couldn't she turn out psychotic instead of jk

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Jen0125
02/11/23 9:25:30 AM
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Nade_Duck posted...
why couldn't she turn out psychotic instead of jk

She was already psychotic from the jump
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PK_Spam
02/11/23 9:45:43 AM
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I have a friend who would stick her heels into your butt if she heard you slander these books/movies lol

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ParanoidObsessive
02/11/23 11:10:20 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
I have a friend who would stick her heels into your butt if she heard you slander these books/movies lol

Is her name Ail?

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papercup
02/11/23 12:27:54 PM
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Is there going to be vampire baseball though?

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Muscles
02/11/23 2:55:09 PM
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Why? So everyone can make fun of her some more?

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ParanoidObsessive
02/11/23 3:06:20 PM
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Muscles posted...
Why? So everyone can make fun of her some more?

The books sold more than 100 million copies. The movies made about $3.5 billion, and she got at least some percentage of that. At one point, she was making something like $50 million a year. For multiple years.

If you're willing to give me that much money, I'd let you make fun of me all you wanted for the rest of our lives.

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Zangrief
02/11/23 9:11:45 PM
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Muscles posted...
Why? So everyone can make fun of her some more?

People make fun of you all the time and you dont make a dime from it.

*mic drop*
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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC
02/12/23 5:06:04 AM
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Monopoman posted...
I remember watching one of these in the cheap theatre, and nearly everyone in the theater was cracking up throughout the movie. These are the most unintentionally funny movies ever made, especially if you don't take them seriously.

I had no idea that a theater could have been primarily a crowd that watched the films in the so bad it's good type.
If nothing else, the films (at least the outdoor portions) are beautiful, the directors and camera operators really leaned into capturing the majesty of the Pacific Northwest. And not all of the performances are bad (Peter Facinelli as Carlisle plays it straight, and Michael Sheen as Aro is clearly having a blast being the grandiose bad guy), but Pattinson and Stewart can just be painful to watch. I think I once described Pattinson's performance as "trying to overact while still being wooden". ^_^

Nade_Duck posted...
why couldn't she turn out psychotic instead of jk
I've read/seen a decent amount of interviews with SM over the years, and she's always seemed pretty normal, even a little boring.

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wolfy42
02/12/23 10:24:16 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
I have a friend who would stick her heels into your butt if she heard you slander these books/movies lol


I mean you usually have to pay alot for pegging.

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Zareth
02/12/23 4:30:24 PM
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Ok but when are more 50 Shades books dropping

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