Poll of the Day > I had this dream this big black spider crawled into my ear and had eggs

Topic List
Page List: 1
NeoSioType
02/28/23 5:52:14 PM
#1:


I guess I'm a mama now.
... Copied to Clipboard!
BigOlePappy
02/28/23 8:53:35 PM
#2:


I just saw a video where a spider crawled out of somebody's ear today. It was horrific.

---
"Oh, you think lag is your ally. You merely adopted lag. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't have cable until I was already a man."PappyHappy
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama
02/28/23 8:55:33 PM
#3:


https://youtu.be/HNR4hKbSH7I

---
http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
ArvTheGreat
02/28/23 9:57:32 PM
#4:


You got impregnated

---
Things are about to get arvified
... Copied to Clipboard!
EclairReturns
02/28/23 10:24:35 PM
#5:


ArvTheGreat posted...
impregnated


You mean like the Sword of Gryffindor when Harry Potter used it in order to impale Salazar Slytherin's basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets near the end of his second year at Hogwarts.

---
Number VI: Larxene.
The Organization's Not-That-Geezer's-Heart-Tank.
... Copied to Clipboard!
potdnewb
02/28/23 10:31:40 PM
#6:


you are now the brood host of our arachnid overlords
... Copied to Clipboard!
BigOlePappy
02/28/23 11:07:01 PM
#7:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ1Qr69OvZQ

---
"Oh, you think lag is your ally. You merely adopted lag. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't have cable until I was already a man."PappyHappy
... Copied to Clipboard!
#8
Post #8 was unavailable or deleted.
VampireCoyote
02/28/23 11:44:47 PM
#9:


Spiders dont want to lay their eggs in some ear

---
She/her
... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat
03/01/23 5:44:33 AM
#10:


They say you swallow 50 spiders in your lifetime.

EXACTLY 50 spiders.

If you're dying and you haven't swallowed 50 yet, they all start crawling in your mouth.

---
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Tora_Sami
03/01/23 6:08:41 AM
#11:


captpackrat posted...
They say you swallow 50 spiders in your lifetime.

EXACTLY 50 spiders.

If you're dying and you haven't swallowed 50 yet, they all start crawling in your mouth.

Noooooo, noooooooooo *starts eating spiders*

---
Asus E-gaming z490 | 10700k | DDR4 32gb 3200mhz | Asus TUF 3080ti | 1000 watt | Corsair H100i 240 | G7 Odyssey 32" | Orion Spark | Proteus Core
... Copied to Clipboard!
Tora_Sami
03/01/23 6:09:53 AM
#12:


Relevant maybe?

https://twitter.com/GamewithDave/status/1630658406993240086?s=20

---
Asus E-gaming z490 | 10700k | DDR4 32gb 3200mhz | Asus TUF 3080ti | 1000 watt | Corsair H100i 240 | G7 Odyssey 32" | Orion Spark | Proteus Core
... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl
03/01/23 10:53:31 AM
#13:


spidernames.com

---
This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Arishok
03/01/23 12:35:16 PM
#14:


I had a dream once that bees were coming out of my eyes, mouth, ears, and nose.

---
May you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1