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The_shibe 05/27/23 5:31:22 PM #1:	contestant 1: LITERALLY a robot made of the most resistant steel. Has blades attached to his forearms. contestant 2: a fucking velociraptor that breathes fire. contestant 3: A dude that has karate kicks and a tiny sword contestant 4: a shirtless dude with 2 tomahawks why would 3 and 4 even sign up for this carnage? lol --- So post. Much gamefaqs. Wow. <cite>The_shibe posted [p:973756421] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>contestant 1: LITERALLY a robot made of the most resistant steel. Has blades attached to his forearms.contestant 2: a fucking velociraptor that breathes fire.contestant 3: A dude that has karate kicks and a tiny swordcontestant 4: a shirtless dude with 2 tomahawkswhy would 3 and 4 even sign up for this carnage? lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci 05/27/23 5:32:53 PM #2:	The_shibe posted... why would 3 and 4 even sign up for this carnage? lol because they have a killer instinct --- Steam wishlist- https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198354198646/#sort=order <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:973756446] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>The_shibe posted... </cite><quote>why would 3 and 4 even sign up for this carnage? lol</quote>because they have a killer instinct</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_shibe 05/27/23 5:36:52 PM #3:	AlCalavicci posted... because they have a killer instinct lol got me --- So post. Much gamefaqs. Wow. <cite>The_shibe posted [p:973756502] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>AlCalavicci posted... </cite><quote>because they have a killer instinct</quote>lol got me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/27/23 5:40:40 PM #4:	I got my money on tomahawks <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:973756569] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>I got my money on tomahawks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/27/23 5:46:45 PM #5:	The_shibe posted... contestant 1: LITERALLY a robot made of the most resistant steel. Has blades attached to his forearms. contestant 2: a fucking velociraptor that breathes fire. contestant 3: A dude that has karate kicks and a tiny sword contestant 4: a shirtless dude with 2 tomahawks why would 3 and 4 even sign up for this carnage? lol Contestant 3 can shoot fire from his hands Contestant 4 can basically fly and hit you in the face with lightning and throws phoenixes at you. I'd be more worried about the skeleton who doesn't do shit unless you deliberately throw something at his shield. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:973756648] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>The_shibe posted... </cite><quote>contestant 1: LITERALLY a robot made of the most resistant steel. Has blades attached to his forearms.contestant 2: a fucking velociraptor that breathes fire.contestant 3: A dude that has karate kicks and a tiny swordcontestant 4: a shirtless dude with 2 tomahawkswhy would 3 and 4 even sign up for this carnage? lol</quote>Contestant 3 can shoot fire from his handsContestant 4 can basically fly and hit you in the face with lightning and throws phoenixes at you. I'd be more worried about the skeleton who doesn't do shit unless you deliberately throw something at his shield.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_shibe 05/27/23 8:04:10 PM #6:	Tyranthraxus posted... I'd be more worried about the skeleton who doesn't do s* unless you deliberately throw something at his shield. hahahaha too funny, true XD --- So post. Much gamefaqs. Wow. <cite>The_shibe posted [p:973759083] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>I'd be more worried about the skeleton who doesn't do s* unless you deliberately throw something at his shield.</quote>hahahaha too funny, true XD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 05/27/23 8:05:00 PM #7:	Mortal Kombat would not work in real life --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:973759095] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>Mortal Kombat would not work in real life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dameon_reaper 05/27/23 8:13:14 PM #8:	Most fictions with a lot of fantasy wouldn't work in real life <_< I also miss Killer Instinct... <cite>dameon_reaper posted [p:973759239] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>Most fictions with a lot of fantasy wouldn't work in real life <_< I also miss Killer Instinct...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 05/27/23 8:14:55 PM #9:	Meanwhile, at the gateway between our world and Outworld... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbgb3dURuP8 <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:973759263] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>Meanwhile, at the gateway between our world and Outworld...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbgb3dURuP8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 05/27/23 8:23:42 PM #10:	Tomahawks has a spammable combo --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:973759405] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>Tomahawks has a spammable combo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_shibe 05/27/23 8:41:43 PM #11:	CE_gonna_CE posted... Mortal Kombat would not work in real life other than goro, perhaps? they're all human-ish. Raiden is OP plot wise, I guess, but that's it --- So post. Much gamefaqs. Wow. <cite>The_shibe posted [p:973759689] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>CE_gonna_CE posted... </cite><quote>Mortal Kombat would not work in real life</quote>other than goro, perhaps? they're all human-ish. Raiden is OP plot wise, I guess, but that's it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 05/27/23 8:51:35 PM #12:	The_shibe posted... other than goro, perhaps? they're all human-ish. Raiden is OP plot wise, I guess, but that's it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HJgtaAgQhc <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:973759845] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>The_shibe posted... </cite><quote>other than goro, perhaps? they're all human-ish. Raiden is OP plot wise, I guess, but that's it</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HJgtaAgQhc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_shibe 05/27/23 9:06:43 PM #13:	dameon_reaper posted... I also miss Killer Instinct... me too. the classic one, arcade, I mean. --- So post. Much gamefaqs. Wow. <cite>The_shibe posted [p:973760116] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>dameon_reaper posted... </cite><quote>I also miss Killer Instinct...</quote>me too. the classic one, arcade, I mean. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tora_Sami 05/27/23 9:09:12 PM #14:	AlCalavicci posted... because they have a killer instinct https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/6/AAfRzvAAEhE4.png --- Asus E-gaming z490 \| 10700k \| DDR4 32gb 3200mhz \| Asus TUF 3080ti \| 1000 watt \| Corsair H100i 240 \| G7 Odyssey 32" \| Orion Spark \| Proteus Core <cite>Tora_Sami posted [p:973760165] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>AlCalavicci posted... </cite><quote>because they have a killer instinct</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/6/AAfRzvAAEhE4.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 05/27/23 9:10:51 PM #15:	Yeah it too crazy --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Gothic 2 NOTR, Discworld series He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:973760197] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>Yeah it too crazy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 05/27/23 9:21:21 PM #16:	How about the guy who can only fight if he is completely engulfed in flames? --- True fact: People driving to and from a Starbucks are the deadliest drivers you will ever encounter. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:973760391] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>How about the guy who can only fight if he is completely engulfed in flames?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
loafy013 05/27/23 9:23:59 PM #17:	No mention of one of fighters giving others a heart attack by showing them her mommy milkers? --- The ball is round, the game lasts 90 minutes. That's fact. Everything else, is theory. <cite>loafy013 posted [p:973760439] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>No mention of one of fighters giving others a heart attack by showing them her mommy milkers?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_shibe 05/27/23 9:34:13 PM #18:	loafy013 posted... No mention of one of fighters giving others a heart attack by showing them her mommy milkers? this is realistic IMO bigtiggie23 posted... How about the guy who can only fight if he is completely engulfed in flames? I forgot. Yeah he'd probably win --- So post. Much gamefaqs. Wow. <cite>The_shibe posted [p:973760614] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>loafy013 posted... </cite><quote>No mention of one of fighters giving others a heart attack by showing them her mommy milkers?</quote>this is realistic IMObigtiggie23 posted... </cite><quote>How about the guy who can only fight if he is completely engulfed in flames?</quote>I forgot. Yeah he'd probably win</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/28/23 12:05:08 AM #19:	bigtiggie23 posted... How about the guy who can only fight if he is completely engulfed in flames? He's literally made of plasma. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:973763295] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>bigtiggie23 posted... </cite><quote>How about the guy who can only fight if he is completely engulfed in flames?</quote>He's literally made of plasma.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_shibe 05/28/23 12:16:23 AM #20:	Tyranthraxus posted... He's literally made of plasma. ultratech science, yo. Which reminds me of why would any regular human being sign up for their tournament? It was widely known as the proving ground for their experiments... including killer robots, dinosaurs, fire guys, etc. Maybe, MAYBE the dude with the cybernetic arms would think he has a chance. But the dude with 2 axes, the girl with the boobs, and the guy with the sword? LMAO --- So post. Much gamefaqs. Wow. <cite>The_shibe posted [p:973763471] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>He's literally made of plasma.</quote>ultratech science, yo.Which reminds me of why would any regular human being sign up for their tournament? It was widely known as the proving ground for their experiments... including killer robots, dinosaurs, fire guys, etc.Maybe, MAYBE the dude with the cybernetic arms would think he has a chance. But the dude with 2 axes, the girl with the boobs, and the guy with the sword? LMAO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
loafy013 05/28/23 12:18:06 AM #21:	The_shibe posted... Maybe, MAYBE the dude with the cybernetic arms would think he has a chance. But the dude with 2 axes, the girl with the boobs, and the guy with the sword? LMAO Better than just being a one-eyed boxer (or did he only lose it in the sequel)? --- The ball is round, the game lasts 90 minutes. That's fact. Everything else, is theory. <cite>loafy013 posted [p:973763495] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>The_shibe posted... </cite><quote>Maybe, MAYBE the dude with the cybernetic arms would think he has a chance. But the dude with 2 axes, the girl with the boobs, and the guy with the sword? LMAO</quote>Better than just being a one-eyed boxer (or did he only lose it in the sequel)?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/28/23 12:21:59 AM #22:	Mortal Kombat is great because it perfectly captures making your action figures fight each other. Like, almost every character is from a completely different game. Fire Skeleton Ninja Dragon Monk Thunder God Guy with Metal Hands Cop (no powers, just some fuckin' dude) --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:973763570] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>Mortal Kombat is great because it perfectly captures making your action figures fight each other.Like, almost every character is from a completely different game.Fire Skeleton NinjaDragon MonkThunder GodGuy with Metal HandsCop (no powers, just some fuckin' dude)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_shibe 05/28/23 12:23:22 AM #23:	loafy013 posted... Better than just being a one-eyed boxer (or did he only lose it in the sequel)? He lost it in the sequel, and they never explained how. Rumor was that he killed Riptor but lost his eye in the process. --- So post. Much gamefaqs. Wow. <cite>The_shibe posted [p:973763593] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>loafy013 posted... </cite><quote>Better than just being a one-eyed boxer (or did he only lose it in the sequel)?</quote>He lost it in the sequel, and they never explained how. Rumor was that he killed Riptor but lost his eye in the process.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zergrush80 05/28/23 12:25:30 AM #24:	We just gonna ignore the giant werewolf --- For the Swarm!!!!! <cite>Zergrush80 posted [p:973763635] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>We just gonna ignore the giant werewolf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_shibe 05/28/23 12:27:48 AM #25:	DrizztLink posted... Mortal Kombat is great because it perfectly captures making your action figures fight each other. Like, almost every character is from a completely different game. Fire Skeleton Ninja Dragon Monk Thunder God Guy with Metal Hands Cop (no powers, just some fuckin' dude) MK1-3 fascinate me because of their thought process. MK1 was "serious" and it was basically a parody of 80s kung fu films, with the odd 90s reference (e.g. JCVD) MK2 left that idea and made it about a war between realms and added more pop culture references. MK3 tried to make the game earth centric --- So post. Much gamefaqs. Wow. <cite>The_shibe posted [p:973763663] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>Mortal Kombat is great because it perfectly captures making your action figures fight each other.Like, almost every character is from a completely different game.Fire Skeleton NinjaDragon MonkThunder GodGuy with Metal HandsCop (no powers, just some fuckin' dude)</quote>MK1-3 fascinate me because of their thought process.MK1 was "serious" and it was basically a parody of 80s kung fu films, with the odd 90s reference (e.g. JCVD)MK2 left that idea and made it about a war between realms and added more pop culture references.MK3 tried to make the game earth centric</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_shibe 05/28/23 12:28:50 AM #26:	Zergrush80 posted... We just gonna ignore the giant werewolf to be fair he was fighting for a cure. I don't think he's as OP as the dinosaur or the robot, but definitely way over the humans' league --- So post. Much gamefaqs. Wow. <cite>The_shibe posted [p:973763674] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>Zergrush80 posted... </cite><quote>We just gonna ignore the giant werewolf</quote>to be fair he was fighting for a cure. I don't think he's as OP as the dinosaur or the robot, but definitely way over the humans' league</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/28/23 12:38:02 AM #27:	The_shibe posted... ultratech science, yo. Which reminds me of why would any regular human being sign up for their tournament? It was widely known as the proving ground for their experiments... including killer robots, dinosaurs, fire guys, etc. Maybe, MAYBE the dude with the cybernetic arms would think he has a chance. But the dude with 2 axes, the girl with the boobs, and the guy with the sword? LMAO I don't think anyone was a regular human? The one girl also literally has lightsabers and can transform into some kind of tiger monster and apparently her boobs are so nice looking at them literally kills you by making your eyes pop out of your head. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:973763770] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>The_shibe posted... </cite><quote>ultratech science, yo.Which reminds me of why would any regular human being sign up for their tournament? It was widely known as the proving ground for their experiments... including killer robots, dinosaurs, fire guys, etc.Maybe, MAYBE the dude with the cybernetic arms would think he has a chance. But the dude with 2 axes, the girl with the boobs, and the guy with the sword? LMAO</quote>I don't think anyone was a regular human? The one girl also literally has lightsabers and can transform into some kind of tiger monster and apparently her boobs are so nice looking at them literally kills you by making your eyes pop out of your head.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Killmonger 05/28/23 12:41:22 AM #28:	Was this the game they had the ridiculous combos lol? --- "I will die of cancer before I let another dude finger my a******." - ZeroX91 <cite>Killmonger posted [p:973763796] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>Was this the game they had the ridiculous combos lol?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/28/23 12:49:23 AM #29:	Killmonger posted... Was this the game they had the ridiculous combos lol? The arcade only counted up to 80 but it was impossible to get that high unless you used an infinite combo exploit. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:973763890] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>Killmonger posted... </cite><quote>Was this the game they had the ridiculous combos lol?</quote>The arcade only counted up to 80 but it was impossible to get that high unless you used an infinite combo exploit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_shibe 05/28/23 4:32:04 PM #30:	Tyranthraxus posted... The arcade only counted up to 80 but it was impossible to get that high unless you used an infinite combo exploit. and then there's that glitch that juggles the enemy in the air so much they look like a tiny dot FAR away, lol --- So post. Much gamefaqs. Wow. <cite>The_shibe posted [p:973774675] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>The arcade only counted up to 80 but it was impossible to get that high unless you used an infinite combo exploit.</quote>and then there's that glitch that juggles the enemy in the air so much they look like a tiny dot FAR away, lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BewmHedshot 05/28/23 4:34:02 PM #31:	Primal Rage would totally work in real life tho, people would definitely worship 80 foot tall dinosaurs. <cite>BewmHedshot posted [p:973774722] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>Primal Rage would totally work in real life tho, people would definitely worship 80 foot tall dinosaurs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_shibe 05/28/23 4:35:01 PM #32:	BewmHedshot posted... Primal Rage would totally work in real life tho, people would definitely worship 80 foot tall dinosaurs. after an apocalypse that wipes out all tech and knowledge? I think so lol --- So post. Much gamefaqs. Wow. <cite>The_shibe posted [p:973774744] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>BewmHedshot posted... </cite><quote>Primal Rage would totally work in real life tho, people would definitely worship 80 foot tall dinosaurs.</quote>after an apocalypse that wipes out all tech and knowledge? I think so lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DanKiller7 05/28/23 4:40:21 PM #33:	Alien who can liquify himself and harden his arms to blades and all. Can punch energy orbs from the ground as well. --- Collateral Shot! This is too easy.. <cite>DanKiller7 posted [p:973774842] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>Alien who can liquify himself and harden his arms to blades and all. Can punch energy orbs from the ground as well. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_shibe 05/28/23 6:32:33 PM #34:	DanKiller7 posted... Alien who can liquify himself and harden his arms to blades and all. Can punch energy orbs from the ground as well. that's what his projectile does? LOL I always thought it was weird, like, "why is that thing bouncing"? --- So post. Much gamefaqs. Wow. <cite>The_shibe posted [p:973776766] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote>DanKiller7 posted... </cite><quote>Alien who can liquify himself and harden his arms to blades and all. Can punch energy orbs from the ground as well.</quote>that's what his projectile does? LOL I always thought it was weird, like, "why is that thing bouncing"?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_shibe 05/28/23 7:04:29 PM #36:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] that was a BS retcon from the 2016-ish killer instinct. Companies sometimes neuter characters like that, look at what capcom did to Ryu through retcons --- So post. Much gamefaqs. Wow. <cite>The_shibe posted [p:973777314] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> that was a BS retcon from the 2016-ish killer instinct. Companies sometimes neuter characters like that, look at what capcom did to Ryu through retcons</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/28/23 7:28:22 PM #37:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Combo's story was that his arms were literally the Gorilla Arms cyberware from cyberpunk and got disqualified (unclear how he passed the weigh in test) and ultratech offered him a chance to clear his name if he fought that robot. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:973777724] in Killer Ins... [t:80457861]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Combo's story was that his arms were literally the Gorilla Arms cyberware from cyberpunk and got disqualified (unclear how he passed the weigh in test) and ultratech offered him a chance to clear his name if he fought that robot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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