Poll of the Day > I went back to a goatee instead of a short beard and not one but TWO ladies

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PK_Spam
06/04/23 5:03:25 PM
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Basically gave me the

My niece went Ewwwwww! Thats disgusting!!! It makes me want to throw up!!!

And my housemates gf went You shaved?! WHY?????



This cant be a coincidence. Maybe I really messed up.

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Muscles
06/04/23 7:10:40 PM
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You now look like you're own evil twin, good job

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SilentSeph
06/04/23 7:19:48 PM
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You don't have a good goatee, you'll never have one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to have one.

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Zareth
06/04/23 7:20:56 PM
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As a bald man I can't have a full beard because it looks weird having sideburns without any hair for them to grow down from

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Cacciato
06/04/23 8:01:15 PM
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Zareth posted...
As a bald man I can't have a full beard because it looks weird having sideburns without any hair for them to grow down from
You nudge have a shit beard then.
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Kanatteru
06/04/23 8:12:30 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
And my housemates gf went You shaved?! WHY?????

is this the same housemate that doesnt leave his room or clean up after himself

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VampireCoyote
06/04/23 8:14:12 PM
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Zareth posted...
As a bald man I can't have a full beard because it looks weird having sideburns without any hair for them to grow down from

no that is a cool look

sideburns can grow from only themselves a lot of women actually really like the bald and bearded look

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wwinterj25
06/04/23 8:23:26 PM
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What do the men think?

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NickMullen
06/04/23 8:40:03 PM
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Muscles posted...
You now look like you're own evil twin, good job

*your

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PK_Spam
06/04/23 9:00:36 PM
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Kanatteru posted...
is this the same housemate that doesnt leave his room or clean up after himself
This is the other housemate that used to harass vegan women (and only women) on Twitter before he got his own gf

Messy housemate is getting ready to live with his own gf and her mom lmao

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xGhostchantx
06/04/23 9:58:11 PM
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Zareth posted...
As a bald man I can't have a full beard because it looks weird having sideburns without any hair for them to grow down from

wat.

a lot of dudes just shave them down to wear their earlobe begins.

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Yellow
06/04/23 11:50:28 PM
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As long as these two ladies know about each other that's cool. Otherwise not impressed.
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ReturnOfFa
06/05/23 12:17:21 AM
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I find most people aren't into goatees. I gave myself one to torment some coworkers for a couple of days.

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wpot
06/05/23 12:40:06 AM
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I had a goatee "circle beard" for years but it started looking particularly dated a couple years ago. I've been mostly short-bearded since then. I tried a goatee again for a bit last year and it just made my face look pudgy or something.

Or to put it another way: the original goal of the goatee was to look older. I no longer need help with that.

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captpackrat
06/05/23 6:29:59 PM
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Grow a real goat ee.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/1/AAQwHjAAEioV.jpg

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BADoglick
06/05/23 9:06:30 PM
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Goatees are the trenchcoats of facial hair

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adjl
06/05/23 9:30:08 PM
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Just wait until you finish growing the handlebar moustache. That'll tie it all together and you'll stop having a problem.

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Dawg
06/08/23 12:06:31 PM
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Damn do people really hate goatees this much? It's not my ideal beard but it's like all I can grow lol, the cheeks don't come in enough

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