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Kombucha
06/05/23 8:22:11 AM
#1:


Is this you?


I do a lot before I get my coffee, not limited to but including self care (brushing teeth, showering, etc) and carrying conversations with people who call/text me and such.

Do you think people are serious that it's THAT bad, or are they just being extra?

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ThisIsAKnoife
06/05/23 8:22:50 AM
#2:


Yeah thats me but I dont drink coffee

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Karovorak
06/05/23 8:27:29 AM
#3:


Depends on the topic/talk.

If it's general socialising, it's bullshit. Mostly.

If it's some work related (or something you have to think about in depth), it's more about "give me 10 minutes to structure all the stuff in my head again".

I think the coffee is just the ritual that is linked to this process, so I would say that there is some truth to it, but it's not about the coffee, it's the process itself.
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NatsuSama
06/05/23 8:29:12 AM
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I don't drink coffee, and the sentiment is a lil hyperbolic pertaining to me. That said, it's definitely something I'm thinking in my head.

I start work at 5am, and want no bother with until 7sometimes even 8am. I start so early I don't have to talk to anyone and I can focus on work and think to myself.

So, on the random days someone also shows up early and I get a "Good Morning" and follow up of wanting to chat..... I'm thinking to myself it was a good morning.... until you started talking to me. In fact, I'd say it can ruin my whole morning because honestly I prefer to be left the fuck alone in the morning.

But again, I keep that shit to myself. I don't spaz out on anyone who talks to me before I personally become emotionally available. If someone talks to me, I still socialize back.

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Kitt
06/05/23 8:30:05 AM
#5:


As an avid coffee drinker, I don't say stuff like that.

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brestugo
06/05/23 8:46:13 AM
#6:


Had a few co-workers like that. We waited until they had their coffee.

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
06/05/23 9:07:57 AM
#7:


As someone who doesn't really drink coffee I always assumed it was a "give me 5 minutes to sort myself out and get my head in the right space" type of thing. Like the moment you walk in the door at work people start bugging you? "Let me get my coffee in me."

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KainWind
06/05/23 9:08:32 AM
#8:


ThisIsAKnoife posted...
Yeah thats me but I dont drink coffee

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Smiffwilm
06/05/23 9:10:30 AM
#9:


No. I'm not Captain Janeway.

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Irony
06/05/23 9:15:46 AM
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Don't talk to me until I've deeded

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TheAnthraxBunny
06/05/23 9:15:56 AM
#11:


Today, yes. But normally, no.

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Ratchetrockon
06/05/23 9:16:45 AM
#12:


That is me

I can't think prop wiout coffee

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Questionmarktarius
06/05/23 10:44:17 AM
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UnholyMudcrab
06/05/23 10:46:57 AM
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Better yet, just don't talk to me at all

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Kombucha
06/05/23 10:48:40 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/0/AAEhCpAAEijy.jpg

lmao

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AI_TechGam3FAQS
06/05/23 10:48:48 AM
#17:


Tell them to go to bed earlier

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Flauros
06/05/23 10:49:11 AM
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Reminds me of that awful, cringe McDonalds commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5h2_eIzoYU

I loathe it so much.

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Kombucha
06/05/23 10:50:56 AM
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Flauros posted...
Reminds me of that awful, cringe McDonalds commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5h2_eIzoYU

I loathe it so much.

Wow, he was a total dick to that food service worker.

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legendofganon
06/05/23 10:55:58 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZBffDupBw0

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GranAures
06/05/23 11:01:00 AM
#22:


I'm more in the "I haven't had enough coffee for this yet" camp.

Somedays there just isn't enough coffee for any of it.

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Questionmarktarius
06/05/23 11:01:57 AM
#23:


GranAures posted...
Somedays there just isn't enough coffee for any of it.
...that's when you sneak whiskey into it.
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Incurso91
06/05/23 11:03:10 AM
#24:


Coffee helps me wake up and ward off caffeine withdrawal headaches. It does not put me in that crowd, though.
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firedoom666
06/05/23 11:04:05 AM
#25:


Nope, I don't like the taste of coffee

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Choco
06/05/23 11:04:41 AM
#26:


i'm def a caffeine addict, but since i'm not a self-obsessed asshole it's more like "i shouldn't talk until i've had my coffee"

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Glob
06/05/23 11:05:50 AM
#27:


I dont drink coffee on a daily basis. Maybe once or twice a week.
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ZevLoveDOOM
06/05/23 11:12:28 AM
#28:


that is so me every morning. lol
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NoxObscuras
06/05/23 11:24:56 AM
#30:


WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
As someone who doesn't really drink coffee I always assumed it was a "give me 5 minutes to sort myself out and get my head in the right space" type of thing. Like the moment you walk in the door at work people start bugging you? "Let me get my coffee in me."
Yeah, it's a more hyperbolic way of saying something along these lines.

I am not a morning person at all. I need some caffeine to get me going and clear up that brain fog. You can talk to me before I fully wake up, but I'm gonna be off lol. I drink energy drinks though. Not a fan of the taste of coffee

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rexcrk
06/05/23 11:26:06 AM
#31:




No and I know its a weird flex but I am so glad I never became one of those coffee-dependent people.


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TonyKojima
06/05/23 11:28:38 AM
#32:


I cannot stand people like this. You fon't need coffee in the morning you are just following the narrative of thats what "adults do" in the morning. Most people say this kind of stuff and drink coffee in the morning because thats "what you're supposed to do". Its cringworthy.

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Choco
06/05/23 11:29:39 AM
#33:


TonyKojima posted...
You fon't need coffee in the morning you are just following the narrative of thats what "adults do" in the morning.
google caffeine withdrawal

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TonyKojima
06/05/23 11:33:33 AM
#34:


Choco posted...
google caffeine withdrawal
Oh please.

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GranAures
06/05/23 11:35:11 AM
#35:


I drink coffee at all hours. One of my favorite drinks and in a lot of cases calms me down after poor days.

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YourBestFrenemy
06/05/23 11:37:57 AM
#36:


Hell, don't even look at me until I've had mine.

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VeggetaX
06/05/23 11:40:20 AM
#37:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZoXep3Ax70

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GranAures
06/05/23 11:40:57 AM
#38:


YourBestFrenemy posted...
Hell, don't even look at me until I've had mine.
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Choco
06/05/23 1:54:55 PM
#39:


TonyKojima posted...
Oh please.
???

i drink coffee every morning because otherwise i'll get a headache and be in a shitty mood (even shittier than otherwise i mean)

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Kombucha
06/06/23 7:41:13 AM
#40:


morning coffee bump

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TonyKojima
06/06/23 7:42:42 AM
#41:


Choco posted...
???

i drink coffee every morning because otherwise i'll get a headache and be in a shitty mood (even shittier than otherwise i mean)
No you won't.

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Fluttershy
06/06/23 7:44:16 AM
#42:


No you won't.

google caffeine withdrawal

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TonyKojima
06/06/23 7:44:59 AM
#43:


Fluttershy posted...
No you won't.

google caffeine withdrawal
Oh please suck it up.

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bluezero
06/06/23 7:45:32 AM
#44:


Kombucha posted...
Do you think people are serious that it's THAT bad, or are they just being extra?
No one has ever said this in real life to me. I want to believe the majority of it is satire.

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Fluttershy
06/06/23 7:53:09 AM
#45:


Oh please suck it up.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/caffeine-withdrawal-symptoms

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NatsuSama
06/06/23 8:22:46 AM
#46:


https://youtu.be/iR3O47SRG2g

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CE_gonna_CE
06/06/23 8:24:54 AM
#47:


Kitt posted...
As an avid coffee drinker, I don't say stuff like that.


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codey
06/06/23 8:32:59 AM
#48:


I've never actually heard that line outside of sitcoms and on coffee mugs. Always though it wasa generic boomer about not being morning people. Never really got why people online were annoyed by it.

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TonyKojima
06/06/23 8:33:42 AM
#49:


Fluttershy posted...
Oh please suck it up.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/caffeine-withdrawal-symptoms
So what?

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Tom_Joad
06/06/23 8:34:24 AM
#50:


Questionmarktarius posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/0/AAEhCpAAEijy.jpg

You aren't awake until you have a double espresso in the morning. You WILL feel the hairs on your scalp actually rise as the caffeine hits you.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/1/AAfQqfAAEitV.jpg

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