Current Events > I forgot how porntastic Yakuza 5 is >_>

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LOL

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What a great game!

Actual yaoi battles on the street.

NeonTentacles posted...

LOL

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What a great game!

What bottom?

Doing a comedy skit, man this is really hard actually >_> I had to retry before I got it right. I like how Haruka constantly smacks him around lol

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What bottom?

The bottom of getting FUCKED

Tagging for when I finally play 0

YOOOOOOOOO! Finally found the sexy air hockey shit! I'm still not sure where to find it in the world, but this side story mission brought me to it >_>

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I think this woman is in lesbians with me >_>

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Time to stare at her boobs to build my heat gauge!!

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What a great game! I'm glad Haruka takes after her dad >_>

Damn air hockey is fun! I like it better than Table Tennis in Yakuza 4 >_>

The fuck is this? I'm doing a concert on some fucking plank of wood in a homeless slum? Are you kidding me >_>

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My favorite part is Haruka's name being hastily pasted over someone else's name on that banner.

Is that what that is? lol makes sense given the context of this

Ha! Keep dreaming DWEEB! You ain't good enough for me!

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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, I had a feeling I was gonna encounter some casting couch shit in this part >_> Damnit!

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Da fuck, this bitch literally stomped my brooch and made me beg on the ground like 5 minutes ago, and then all of sudden she's all chummy with me after she shoo'd the guy away. She may have saved me from getting casting couch'd, but I still don't trust her at all >_>

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Those harpies are something else

goddamn baseball. this is worse than bowling (7 targets x5). 1 if can hit the rainbow target.

CE: no. this is just the tip of this iceberg. wait for koi-koi.

one attempt i got to 6. i was just 1 hit away from getting 1st set done but that fucking ball went extra fucking slow and i WHIFFED it.

I didn't even check the UFO machine until now but they have waifu figurines there! Definitely gonna try to nab one >_>

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kingdrake2 posted...

goddamn baseball. this is worse than bowling (7 targets x5). 1 if can hit the rainbow target.

CE: no. this is just the tip of this iceberg. wait for koi-koi.

one attempt i got to 6. i was just 1 hit away from getting 1st set done but that fucking ball went extra fucking slow and i WHIFFED it.

I was never good as baseball in Yakuza >_> I honesty think I'm better at Mahjong than Baseball lol

Yes!

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A N I M E

I haven't tried baseball in 5 yet but there's a trick to it in 0 and Kiwami 1 where you watch the baseball bat itself, and when your character stops waving it around is when you swing. Since those games are built off of 5's engine then maybe that trick will work in 5 as well.

My main is warned lol

Anyways: Oh FUCK! *spoilers*
Park killed herself!?

DKBananaSlamma posted...

My main is warned lol

Anyways: Oh FUCK! *spoilers*
Park killed herself!?

Yeah pretty selfish before Haruka's big show tbh

Kircheis posted...

I haven't tried baseball in 5 yet but there's a trick to it in 0 and Kiwami 1 where you watch the baseball bat itself, and when your character stops waving it around is when you swing.

it seems to work to some degree. only tried for an hour. plan to save that content for later and go for other challenges first.

just started the game a few days ago.

Enough of that sad shit, time for best boy to finally come back!

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Huh? He's STILL living like some dirty fucking NEET?

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ugh akiyama, dude is the dumbest mf in kamarocho. doesn't even lock his fuckin vault!

ironman2009 posted...

ugh akiyama, dude is the dumbest mf in kamarocho. doesn't even lock his fuckin vault!

LOL I forgot about that. Yeah >_>

Akiyama's battle theme is pretty great!

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Oh, I can tell this is gonna be a riot >___________>

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This fucking game LOL

ironman2009 posted...

ugh akiyama, dude is the dumbest mf in kamarocho. doesn't even lock his fuckin vault!

Man can lose literally all his money in a single game and is still savvy enough to make it all back, or at least enough that he can still afford to lend money with his usual conditions. Gotta respect that at least.

Met Honoka. She seems okay. Definitely not Riku or Kaguya levels tho >_> I don't have much money to pursue her right now though. I'll probably do that in Premium Adventure

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LOL Reminds me of a certain old lady from Yakuza 0 and Kiwami 2

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Oh shit, I gotta dance with Akiyama too? He even has his own moves

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LOL right after that, I ran into an old lady who also wants to dance. Kicked her old crusty ass to the ground!

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Damn this chick wants a lot of money, but she is hot >_>

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LMAO @ Akiyama admiring her boobs. My man!

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What a great game!

Well played game >_> Wasn't expecting that

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What a great game!

DKBananaSlamma posted...

LMAO @ Akiyama admiring her boobs. My man!

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What a great game!

Pin up model has no money haha

Akiyama dancing too cracked me up.

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Pin up model has no money haha

The context is that she's trying to go independent and break away from her agency, but needs like 3 million USD to do so lol

Nooooooooooooooooooooo! *spoilers*

Now Horie is dead too!??!?

LOL so Ogita LITERALLY has Majima's Breaker Style from Yakuza 0 (or I guess really it was Majima that was copying him from Yakuza 5 >_>)

It was a treat to just randomly see that during a boss fight. I literally laughed outloud for that

Well I certainly didn't expect this game to be so BEEFY that I would need a 2nd topic for it. I'm certainly glad I took a break from Yakuza before I started 5 >_>

Overall I'm really liking this game a lot. It's definitely better than 4, but idk if I would put it up with 0 or 7 just yet. Kaguya best girl.

I was wondering about the main story Haruka stuff and I forgot the name of her rival group four-tet or something. But thought they'd be shown. I didn't look ar what I missed beyond a page but yea this game is a definite multi topic game.

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