Current Events > You're girlfriend texts you Happy Father's Day

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NeonTentacles 06/16/23 6:02:24 PM #1:	and sends you this pic https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/4/AAfWomAAEkvs.jpg What do you do? >_> --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:974205167] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>and sends you this pichttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/4/AAfWomAAEkvs.jpg What do you do? >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 06/16/23 6:02:42 PM #2:	Shit and piss myself --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:974205177] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>Shit and piss myself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 06/16/23 6:03:20 PM #3:	Turbam posted... Shit and piss myself Gotta practice cleaning that up for the babby --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:974205190] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite><quote>Shit and piss myself</quote>Gotta practice cleaning that up for the babby</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 06/16/23 6:04:24 PM #4:	reply "same to you!" and send her a picture of my test results too --- http://i.imgur.com/ji9KF3f.jpg http://i.imgur.com/p3G1Hvd.png http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:974205217] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>reply "same to you!" and send her a picture of my test results too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 06/16/23 6:04:29 PM #5:	It's a miracle! --- She/her Dynamite with a laser beam <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:974205222] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>It's a miracle!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 06/16/23 6:14:20 PM #6:	Well...she wouldn't be wrong. I do have a 13 year old. --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:974205421] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>Well...she wouldn't be wrong. I do have a 13 year old. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MARlO 06/16/23 6:17:50 PM #7:	She peed on that --- Let's-a go! <cite>MARlO posted [p:974205488] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>She peed on that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xenogears15 06/16/23 6:21:59 PM #9:	Get a paternity test. --- This rant was brought to you by your local random thinker. I'm as Canadian as Wayne Gretzky crashing a snowmobile into a moose. - JIC X <cite>Xenogears15 posted [p:974205566] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>Get a paternity test.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarthGoomba 06/16/23 6:22:18 PM #10:	Be confused 'cause I'm a virgin --- https://i.imgur.com/m6Rgs8D.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qUMZhdW.jpg https://i.imgur.com/LACtH6q.jpg <cite>MarthGoomba posted [p:974205573] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>Be confused 'cause I'm a virgin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
willythemailboy 06/16/23 8:05:17 PM #11:	Xenogears15 posted... Get a paternity test. This. Paternity tests should be required to list a father on a birth certificate. None of this "presumed" shit. --- There are four lights. <cite>willythemailboy posted [p:974207477] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>Xenogears15 posted... </cite><quote>Get a paternity test.</quote>This. Paternity tests should be required to list a father on a birth certificate. None of this "presumed" shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 06/16/23 8:06:52 PM #12:	That would make me the happiest person in the planet. <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:974207510] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>That would make me the happiest person in the planet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarbyIsBack 06/16/23 8:06:59 PM #13:	Wonder the following: A) Where'd I get a girlfriend from B) How the fuck did I manage to get her to deal with me long enough to do the dirty and C) Why the FUCK did we not use a condom?! --- The Bagel made me do it. I am the master of dead memes <cite>MarbyIsBack posted [p:974207516] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>Wonder the following:A) Where'd I get a girlfriend fromB) How the fuck did I manage to get her to deal with me long enough to do the dirtyand C) Why the FUCK did we not use a condom?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 06/16/23 8:14:10 PM #15:	She did text me Happy Fathers Day but without the whole pregnancy thing. She sometimes calls me daddy when were alone, so she sent that as a joke. <cite>Glob posted [p:974207671] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>She did text me Happy Fathers Day but without the whole pregnancy thing. She sometimes calls me daddy when were alone, so she sent that as a joke.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta 06/18/23 4:48:11 PM #17:	Cry in joy --- http://i.imgur.com/tvKkIcw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Kywn3Qc.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Cybsdf1.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif <cite>ssj3vegeta posted [p:974244174] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>Cry in joy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 06/18/23 4:50:27 PM #18:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY9cSFRBzJc --- "Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:974244225] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY9cSFRBzJc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 06/18/23 4:52:23 PM #19:	I'd be happy but concerned. She isn't young and we'd have to discuss the risks. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:974244266] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>I'd be happy but concerned. She isn't young and we'd have to discuss the risks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/18/23 4:53:57 PM #20:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVgOIFCH_Bk --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:974244299] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVgOIFCH_Bk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
El_Marsh 06/18/23 5:02:34 PM #21:	It's medically impossible for it to be mine so.... --- http://i.imgur.com/0APl48O.gifv Chiefs win! Chiefs win! EAT IT, HATERS! <cite>El_Marsh posted [p:974244444] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>It's medically impossible for it to be mine so....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 06/18/23 5:23:19 PM #22:	Text this stranger that she's got the wrong number. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:974244818] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>Text this stranger that she's got the wrong number.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides 06/18/23 5:24:38 PM #23:	I ask myself "When did I get a girlfriend? What will my wife think?" --- he/him/his <cite>Euripides posted [p:974244836] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>I ask myself "When did I get a girlfriend? What will my wife think?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mach25687 06/19/23 11:54:07 AM #24:	I know she cheated on me cause I always wear a condom. --- Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php <cite>mach25687 posted [p:974259834] in You're gir... [t:80479714]...</cite> <quote>I know she cheated on me cause I always wear a condom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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