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NeonTentacles 06/16/23 6:02:24 PM #1: |
and sends you this pic https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/4/AAfWomAAEkvs.jpg What do you do? >_> --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 06/16/23 6:02:42 PM #2: |
Shit and piss myself --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonTentacles 06/16/23 6:03:20 PM #3: |
Turbam posted... Shit and piss myselfGotta practice cleaning that up for the babby --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OwlRammer 06/16/23 6:04:24 PM #4: |
reply "same to you!" and send her a picture of my test results too --- http://i.imgur.com/ji9KF3f.jpg http://i.imgur.com/p3G1Hvd.png http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crimsoness 06/16/23 6:04:29 PM #5: |
It's a miracle! --- She/her Dynamite with a laser beam ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthDemented 06/16/23 6:14:20 PM #6: |
Well...she wouldn't be wrong. I do have a 13 year old. --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MARlO 06/16/23 6:17:50 PM #7: |
She peed on that --- Let's-a go! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xenogears15 06/16/23 6:21:59 PM #9: |
Get a paternity test. --- This rant was brought to you by your local random thinker. I'm as Canadian as Wayne Gretzky crashing a snowmobile into a moose. - JIC X ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarthGoomba 06/16/23 6:22:18 PM #10: |
Be confused 'cause I'm a virgin --- https://i.imgur.com/m6Rgs8D.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qUMZhdW.jpg https://i.imgur.com/LACtH6q.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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willythemailboy 06/16/23 8:05:17 PM #11: |
Xenogears15 posted... Get a paternity test.This. Paternity tests should be required to list a father on a birth certificate. None of this "presumed" shit. --- There are four lights. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KogaSteelfang 06/16/23 8:06:52 PM #12: |
That would make me the happiest person in the planet. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarbyIsBack 06/16/23 8:06:59 PM #13: |
Wonder the following: A) Where'd I get a girlfriend from B) How the fuck did I manage to get her to deal with me long enough to do the dirty and C) Why the FUCK did we not use a condom?! --- The Bagel made me do it. I am the master of dead memes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 06/16/23 8:14:10 PM #15: |
She did text me Happy Fathers Day but without the whole pregnancy thing. She sometimes calls me daddy when were alone, so she sent that as a joke. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta 06/18/23 4:48:11 PM #17: |
Cry in joy --- http://i.imgur.com/tvKkIcw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Kywn3Qc.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Cybsdf1.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dakimakura 06/18/23 4:50:27 PM #18: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY9cSFRBzJc --- "Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AldousIsDead 06/18/23 4:52:23 PM #19: |
I'd be happy but concerned. She isn't young and we'd have to discuss the risks. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 06/18/23 4:53:57 PM #20: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVgOIFCH_Bk --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El_Marsh 06/18/23 5:02:34 PM #21: |
It's medically impossible for it to be mine so.... --- http://i.imgur.com/0APl48O.gifv Chiefs win! Chiefs win! EAT IT, HATERS! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pfh1001 06/18/23 5:23:19 PM #22: |
Text this stranger that she's got the wrong number. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Euripides 06/18/23 5:24:38 PM #23: |
I ask myself "When did I get a girlfriend? What will my wife think?" --- he/him/his ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mach25687 06/19/23 11:54:07 AM #24: |
I know she cheated on me cause I always wear a condom. --- Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php ... Copied to Clipboard!
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