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HairyQueen
06/30/23 10:40:37 PM
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$200,000 but all milk becomes coconut milk forever


If you take the money, all milk that is produced by a mammal's breasts (including humans) becomes coconut milk immediately. Babies that consume it are fine and are unaffected healthwise. Do you take the monkey?

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Ricemills
06/30/23 10:45:32 PM
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No.
I'm fucking tired of them in my foods.

Also the topic title implies breast milks will become coconut milks, and that will doom every mammals.

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Bishop_Hastur
06/30/23 10:47:47 PM
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Nope. I don't like coconut.

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HairyQueen
06/30/23 10:49:31 PM
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Ricemills posted...


Also the topic title implies breast milks will become coconut milks, and that will doom every mammals.
Bruh did you even READ the OP???

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GranAures
06/30/23 10:51:49 PM
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Easy deal. I mostly drink almond milk.

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Spiderman23J
06/30/23 10:52:09 PM
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I dont drink milk like that but will this affect stuff like cheese etc?

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Tyranthraxus
06/30/23 10:52:43 PM
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eggcorn
06/30/23 10:52:53 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
Do you take the monkey?
Show me the monkey

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Ricemills
06/30/23 10:54:02 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
Bruh did you even READ the OP???

I didn't.

Now I'm more certain with my decision.
I will not take the monkey.

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HairyQueen
06/30/23 10:54:03 PM
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Spiderman23J posted...
I dont drink milk like that but will this affect stuff like cheese etc?
If there's no milk, how would we make cheese? I'm not a cheese scientist so idk but the outcome doesn't seem good

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pikakaeru
06/30/23 10:54:08 PM
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>_>
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no

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ForsakenHermit
06/30/23 10:54:20 PM
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You mean I can suck on lactating human breasts and taste delicious coconut milk?

Shut up and give me money!

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HairyQueen
06/30/23 10:54:47 PM
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Ricemills posted...
I didn't.

Now I'm more certain with my decision.
I will not take the monkey.
Aint no one talkin about monkeys yall

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GranAures
06/30/23 10:54:56 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
If there's no milk, how would we make cheese? I'm not a cheese scientist so idk but the outcome doesn't seem good
I've had enjoyable vegan cheese.

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DarthSloth5555
06/30/23 10:55:17 PM
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A win-win for the lactose intolerant.

Also:
HairyQueen posted...
Do you take the monkey?


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HairyQueen
06/30/23 10:56:34 PM
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GranAures posted...
I've had enjoyable vegan cheese.
Oh well then all cheese would have to be vegan cheese

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GiftedACIII
07/04/23 7:35:29 AM
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Coconut milk is my favorite beverage.

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evilpresident
07/04/23 9:30:42 AM
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I didn't even know you could milk a coconut.

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Ricemills
07/04/23 9:37:50 AM
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evilpresident posted...
I didn't even know you could milk a coconut.

You never groped a coconut breast before?

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GranAures
07/04/23 9:41:55 AM
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evilpresident posted...
I didn't even know you could milk a coconut.
No. You milk the coconipples.

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K181
07/04/23 9:55:56 AM
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Fuck that.

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mercurydude
07/04/23 9:57:12 AM
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I will take the money AND the monkey. Monkeys like coconuts, no? Monkey will support my decision, that's all that matters.

Anyone else can put the lime in the coconut and shut the fuck up.

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Revelation34
07/04/23 9:59:38 AM
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GranAures posted...

I've had enjoyable vegan cheese.


No you haven't.

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Kloe_Rinz
07/04/23 10:04:27 AM
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yikes. hell no
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CassandraCroft
07/04/23 10:06:42 AM
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Fuck that to hell and back!

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PraetorXyn
07/04/23 10:10:08 AM
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Hmmm. Thats a tough call. I could give up drinking milk for that sum, but so many recipes call for milk, and I dont know if I could live with fucked up food for the rest of my life.

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Crimsoness
07/04/23 10:11:02 AM
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Do all boobs become coconuts?

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