Current Events > 109 days until Super Mario RPG remake (aka the greatest game of all time) is out

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 10:11:41 AM
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I can wait.

I can't wait!

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Accolon
08/03/23 10:12:15 AM
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GotY releases today, in fact

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 10:12:55 AM
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Accolon posted...
GotY releases today, in fact
Game of the Forever > Game of the Year

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 10:13:57 AM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Will it have any new content?
Unknown. All we know it that it has a new team attack system for battles and Valentina's boob jiggling got nerfed.

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CoyoteTheGreat
08/03/23 10:14:15 AM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Will it have any new content?

Doubtful. They always make these things as lazily as possible when pandering to boomer nostalgia. Slap a new coat of paint on it and its done.

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masterpug53
08/03/23 10:14:22 AM
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Do you pronounce 'Belome' bell-ohm or bell-oh-me? I feel it's an important distinction because the latter sounds like 'blow me' lolololololololol.

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 10:14:41 AM
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I say bell-ohm

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FortuneCookie
08/03/23 10:38:39 AM
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How can it be the greatest game of all time if it lacks jiggle physics?
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KFHEWUI
08/03/23 12:59:37 PM
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https://twitter.com/SolaceAndDread/status/1672701022974758912

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 1:00:20 PM
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KFHEWUI posted...
https://twitter.com/SolaceAndDread/status/1672701022974758912
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/1/AAFxtqAADk6f.jpg

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 1:00:43 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
How can it be the greatest game of all time if it lacks jiggle physics?
Sometimes a blood sacrifice has to be made.

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LearntoRead
08/03/23 1:02:32 PM
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I'm conflicted. I love this game, but I really played it to death years ago. Not sure I'd get much from a remake now.
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Lairen
08/03/23 1:03:43 PM
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No new content would be pathetic. Games short and easy af and theyre charging full price.

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Heartomaton
08/03/23 1:04:06 PM
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Doesn't that make it the remake of the "greatest game of all time", or is the remake itself the "greatest game of all time"?

DKBananaSlamma posted...
Valentina's boob jiggling got nerfed.

Valentina got a reduction!

Hardness gone!

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 1:04:40 PM
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LearntoRead posted...
I'm conflicted. I love this game, but I really played it to death years ago. Not sure I'd get much from a remake now.
I get ya. I've beaten SMRPG over 20 times and sometimes I'm burned out on it. But once I cool down I can go right back in and enjoy it again.

I was thinking about replaying it before the remake, but I said to myself "I don't need to. I literally know this entire game like the back of my hand >_>"

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Lairen
08/03/23 1:06:08 PM
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Literally spamming normal attack is the best strat.

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 1:06:53 PM
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Lairen posted...
Literally spamming normal attack is the best strat.
Yeah... towards the end of the game, normal attacks are literally better than single-target special attacks.

I really hope the remake does fix the balancing with specials and Bowser's stats

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masterpug53
08/03/23 1:07:38 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Doesn't that make it the remake of the "greatest game of all time", or is the remake itself the "greatest game of all time"?

This is not
The Greatest Game in the World
No. No!
This is just a remake!


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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 1:08:52 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Doesn't that make it the remake of the "greatest game of all time", or is the remake itself the "greatest game of all time"?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/9/AAZ8dUAADOJb.jpg

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Lairen
08/03/23 1:10:25 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Yeah... towards the end of the game, normal attacks are literally better than single-target special attacks.

I really hope the remake does fix the balancing with specials and Bowser's stats

Not to mention its using FP that peach could heal with. Just Geno boost and spam attack on bosses and group heal. And or revive with a cheap af store item that you can buy throughout the game.

Add something: a hard mode maybe.....

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 1:11:19 PM
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My go-to team is usually Mario Geno Bowser. Peach just breaks the game in half lol

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Heartomaton
08/03/23 1:34:09 PM
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Mario Peach Bowser bcuz my party was always for OGs only

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Bleuets
08/03/23 1:37:31 PM
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As someone whos never played the original, will I find enjoyment in it as well?

I can certainly understand how those who grew up with us on the super Nintendo would be absolutely thrilled, but do you think it will hold up for a newer audience?
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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 1:40:00 PM
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Bleuets posted...
As someone whos never played the original, will I find enjoyment in it as well?

I can certainly understand how those who grew up with us on the super Nintendo would be absolutely thrilled, but do you think it will hold up for a newer audience?
I think it's still a fantastic game. It's a great starter to the JRPG genre. Plus it's only 20 hours long and there's no filler or grinding in it imo. There is a lot of charm and fun minigame distractions and the whole game is just great. idk how else to describe it >_> It's just a really good, great, awesome game lol

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masterpug53
08/03/23 1:42:00 PM
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I haven't played the game in years, but well into adulthood I still stuck with the broken Mario / Peach / Geno party. SMRPG holds the distinction of being the only classic SNES RPG I could start and 99% finish in a single day's sitting (technically not 100%, because fuck Ultra Jump), and that was obviously the best setup for steamrolling through it.

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AldousIsDead
08/03/23 1:45:02 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Ehhhhhh. It's cute and fun. Best is a real stretch, but it's definitely unique.

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 1:48:21 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Yeaaaaaaaah. It's cute and fun. Best is a real truth, but it's definitely unique.

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ArtiRock
08/03/23 1:49:37 PM
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Lairen posted...
Literally spamming normal attack is the best strat.
With the only real exception being that you use Mario's Jump since it keeps getting stronger the more you use it. And I literally mean the standard Jump and no other ones.
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

If it was like $30 or so, I'd say get it. If they're going $60-$70, I'd give it a hard pass. It's fun, but it's also very, VERY short for a RPG and in conjunction with its shortness, it's very simple. Unless they add new content or lengthen certain scenarios, there's no real point. Best team is Mario, Geno, Peach, and Mallow and Bowser are pretty bad... With Bowser having almost no point. At least Mallow joins and can do some helpful things earlier on with AoE attacks etc.

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ragnarokius
08/03/23 1:50:41 PM
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I'm more excited for Armor Core 6, but I'll be getting that as well. End of year looking really good for gaming.

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 1:54:03 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Yeah just try it on that

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masterpug53
08/03/23 1:56:00 PM
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SMRPG is essentially a comedy game, and lot of what made it cute was that it deconstructed some RPG tropes at the time, like the silent protagonist, or how party members would creepily merge in and out of the party leader's body for cutscenes. I wonder how well some of those aspects would land with a modern-day first-time player.

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Kaldrenthebold
08/03/23 1:56:58 PM
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CoyoteTheGreat posted...
Doubtful. They always make these things as lazily as possible when pandering to boomer nostalgia. Slap a new coat of paint on it and its done.

*millenial

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Hayame_Zero
08/03/23 1:58:07 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
SMRPG is essentially a comedy game, and lot of what made it cute was that it deconstructed some RPG tropes at the time, like the silent protagonist, or how party members would creepily merge in and out of the party leader's body for cutscenes. I wonder how well some of those aspects would land with a modern-day first-time player.
Some of the humor is left out in localization as well, like with Culex's original dialogue being that he's obsessed with their 3D appearance and wants to take it for his 2D realm.

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ArtiRock
08/03/23 2:01:16 PM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
Some of the humor is left out in localization as well, like with Culex's original dialogue being that he's obsessed with their 3D appearance and wants to take it for his 2D realm.
But instead other gags are added, and some are funnier than the original.

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 2:06:51 PM
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ArtiRock posted...
But instead other gags are added, and some are funnier than the original.
Hell yeah, like the Bruce Lee line and Bazooka lines. They better be in the remake! Ted Woolsey is a treasure.

https://youtu.be/bUVWRnjwM60?t=654

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Kaldrenthebold
08/03/23 2:11:53 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
I think it's still a fantastic game. It's a great starter to the JRPG genre. Plus it's only 20 hours long and there's no filler or grinding in it imo. There is a lot of charm and fun minigame distractions and the whole game is just great. idk how else to describe it >_> It's just a really good, great, awesome game lol

This is the perfect way to describe it tbqh. It also does have some fun secrets as well as a fun actually difficult FF boss. Curious if they keep that or change it to something else.

I would love if they just add a little bit to it. Add a fun monster compendium, maybe an alternate arena just to play around in. Stuff to give it a little more oomph. Otherwise, it is a straight forward no grindy fun and charming RPG.

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Heartomaton
08/03/23 2:13:22 PM
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I wonder if they're gonna fully render Peach's hidden dildo lmao

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 2:14:14 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I wonder if they're gonna fully render Peach's hidden dildo lmao
I hope so!

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Heartomaton
08/03/23 2:19:42 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
I hope so!

Plot twist: the jiggle physics they removed from Valentina were repurposed as vibration physics for Peach's SeeStars Rod 6000.

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 2:21:28 PM
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https://youtu.be/GYIjvFY3mqo?t=429

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Alucard188
08/03/23 2:23:06 PM
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Gonna get my Geno all over Booster's Tower, if you know what I mean.

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spanky1
08/03/23 2:23:31 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...

Unknown. All we know it that it has a new team attack system for battles and Valentina's boob jiggling got nerfed.

They played us like a FIDDLE!

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 2:24:17 PM
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spanky1 posted...
They played us like a FIDDLE!
There could be new shit? They didn't show much so far

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Kaldrenthebold
08/03/23 2:24:21 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I wonder if they're gonna fully render Peach's hidden dildo lmao

Now, what?

DKBananaSlamma posted...
There could be new shit? They didn't show much so far

The trailer definitely shows the new team attack stuff, special ultra moves and at least fully 3D cutscenes (I hope they weren't just done for the trailer, I REALLY HOPE NOT) so I have a bit of faith that they will add SOMETHING.

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spanky1
08/03/23 2:25:29 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...

There could be new shit? They didn't show much so far

I'm just referring to the boob jiggle.

Unless you mean there may been new secret instances if boob jiggles.

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 2:25:33 PM
#49:


Kaldrenthebold posted...
Now, what?
In Japan, if you search Peach's room, it says Mario found Peach's XXX and her grandma gets really panicked and tells you not to tell anyone lol. In America, they censored it to Peach's ??? but still kept the granny's same reaction lol

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Ryven
08/03/23 2:26:26 PM
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CoyoteTheGreat posted...
Doubtful. They always make these things as lazily as possible when pandering to boomer nostalgia. Slap a new coat of paint on it and its done.


This is why i'm a little hesitant. I love Link's Awakening but I have no desire to play the remake.

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