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McSame_as_Bush 08/09/23 6:28:37 PM #1: |
Terrified villagers in a rural district of Alto Nanay, north-east of Lima, Peru, claim they are under attack by 7ft tall armoured aliens that bear a striking resemblance to the Green Goblin from Spider-Man. According to the locals, these extraterrestrial beings have large heads and yellowish eyes, and they have been launching nightly attacks on the community since 11 July. wat https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/peruvian-villagers-report-attacks-by-7ft-armoured-aliens-resembling-green-goblin-from-spider-man/ar-AA1eUJfj --- not a lot, just forever ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pikachuchupika 08/09/23 6:30:26 PM #2: |
No freaking way ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 08/09/23 6:30:31 PM #3: |
Fucking what lol
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AngelsNAirwav3s 08/09/23 6:33:58 PM #5: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uG9PGqaWeo
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Turbam 08/09/23 6:34:31 PM #6: |
Fuck!
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KaZooo 08/09/23 6:35:11 PM #7: |
2023 and Willem Dafoe is terrorizing villages
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Unknown781 08/09/23 6:35:23 PM #8: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/3/AAe7w5AADqYX.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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potdnewb 08/09/23 6:36:54 PM #9: |
fake news one hundred percent ... Copied to Clipboard!
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modena 08/09/23 6:36:56 PM #10: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/0/AAA7ArAAEvTk.jpg
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Kradek 08/09/23 6:37:32 PM #11: |
"The jig is up, boys! Let's get these mooks!"
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Strider102 08/09/23 6:38:27 PM #12: |
First contact has been initiated.
They're hostile. We had a good run guys, it was an honor to be here with you. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Error1355 08/09/23 6:38:39 PM #13: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/3/AADAKwAAEvTn.png
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McSame_as_Bush 08/09/23 6:40:58 PM #14: |
Error1355 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/3/AADAKwAAEvTn.png Does MSN just share random shit? Honest question, I don't know. The name "Sam Allcock" does sound sus. --- not a lot, just forever ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 08/09/23 6:43:56 PM #15: |
Error1355 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/3/AADAKwAAEvTn.png This is how the aliens get you. Farewell Error, you fell into their trap. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thermador446 08/09/23 6:45:54 PM #16: |
Look up the Brazil Mage incident.
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Strider102 08/09/23 6:47:49 PM #17: |
This is how it starts.
Months of these stealthy covert missions to test us and our capabilities. Then their full force shows up and destroys everything, maybe keeping some of us alive to us as slaves or experimentation. Nice knowing you guys. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ratchetrockon 08/09/23 6:48:11 PM #18: |
Maybe usa military can defeat it
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KitKats 08/09/23 6:49:30 PM #19: |
here is some more reports about the attacks, trigger warning for some censored images of injuries
https://twitter.com/RonyVernet/status/1688851619499126784 https://twitter.com/RonyVernet/status/1688851645717729280 https://twitter.com/RonyVernet/status/1688851639841566720 https://twitter.com/RonyVernet/status/1688851633101266944 There is some speculation this could be unfriendly miners or loggers using jet packs (?) to traverse difficult terrain, although Im not sure if that is any more believable than an alien invasion --- her/she ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kimbos_Egg 08/09/23 6:49:37 PM #20: |
LET DiE THE WOMAN YOU LOVE!
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radical_rhino 08/09/23 6:51:07 PM #21: |
Why is this on MSN and not Weekly World News
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Strider102 08/09/23 6:51:24 PM #22: |
radical_rhino posted...
Why is this on MSN and not Weekly World News Ratings --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kibouno 08/09/23 6:57:38 PM #23: |
KaZooo posted... 2023 and Willem Dafoe is terrorizing villageshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNNBx58Qwyk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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a-c-a-b 08/09/23 6:59:51 PM #24: |
https://youtu.be/kkkGVWKCzKY
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DrizztLink 08/09/23 7:02:50 PM #26: |
I'm willing to believe Willem Dafoe is harvesting faces.
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potdnewb 08/09/23 7:09:45 PM #27: |
still no images of actual aliens ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 08/09/23 7:13:28 PM #28: |
potdnewb posted...
still no images of actual aliensHave you not seen the images of Willem Dafoe? --- (He/Him) I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ForsakenHermit 08/09/23 7:15:43 PM #29: |
As much as I hate to side with the shitstain "skeptic" movement I have to until we get a body.
Fucking Peruvians making me side with the Pogo_Marimo's of the world. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KitKats 08/09/23 7:18:19 PM #31: |
I dont want to be in a world that has the green goblin but no spider-man
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Strider102 08/09/23 7:18:29 PM #32: |
potdnewb posted...
still no images of actual aliens Not with our primitive technology, they have jetpacks and those shoes that light up when you walk. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 08/09/23 7:18:56 PM #33: |
KitKats posted...
I dont want to be in a world that has the green goblin but no spider-manWe already live in a world with all Lex and no Supes. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ForsakenHermit 08/09/23 7:20:15 PM #34: |
DrizztLink posted...
We already live in a world with all Lex and no Supes.The antitheist movement has plenty of Magnetos but there's no real atheist movement of Professor Xs. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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--Zero- 08/09/23 7:21:21 PM #35: |
Let me know when BBC and CNN report it and show actual photos. Attacking a whole village and no one recorded it.
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Kradek 08/09/23 7:36:22 PM #36: |
--Zero- posted...
Let me know when BBC and CNN report it and show actual photos. Attacking a whole village and no one recorded it. It's likely bullshit, but it is a very rural village of like 1300 people that takes 10 hrs to reach via river. A bunch of children in cities may have cellphones, however there are still isolated communities behind on technology. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ProfessorKukui 08/09/23 7:37:32 PM #37: |
the Varginha incident was just the beginning
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Jx1010 08/09/23 7:40:51 PM #38: |
See guys? This is why I dont believe in aliens
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Will_VIIII 08/09/23 7:41:02 PM #39: |
Since the earth is flat, these must be beings from the other side of the Antarctica Wall
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Sharashaska 08/09/23 7:43:17 PM #40: |
Strider102 posted...
We had a good run guys, it was an honor to be here with you.I plan on selling out the human race hard --- It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anony1125 08/09/23 7:46:04 PM #41: |
I actually predicted this three years ago.
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AceMos 08/09/23 7:47:23 PM #42: |
and this is why no one should listen to all the UFO nonsense going on
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Akagami_Shanks 08/09/23 7:49:28 PM #43: |
Jx1010 posted...
See guys? This is why I dont believe in aliensShocking to no one sane --- yes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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loafy013 08/09/23 7:49:40 PM #44: |
So, is it military or private mercenaries on unethical training missions in the area?
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Kradek 08/09/23 7:49:40 PM #45: |
Sharashaska posted...
I plan on selling out the human race hard Not if I beat you to it. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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haloiscoolisbak 08/09/23 7:50:24 PM #46: |
Anony1125 posted...
I actually predicted this three years ago. I predicted it when I was a baby --- Started from the bottom now we here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nukazie 08/09/23 7:51:37 PM #47: |
aliens are immune to camera capture
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Strider102 08/09/23 7:51:44 PM #48: |
Jx1010 posted...
See guys? This is why I dont believe in aliens That's exactly what the aliens want you to think. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 08/09/23 7:54:32 PM #49: |
Strider102 posted...
That's exactly what the aliens want you to think.They could be aliens AND illegal gold miners. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 08/09/23 7:55:04 PM #50: |
DrizztLink posted...
They could be aliens AND illegal gold miners. Exactly, here to rob us of our gold. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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