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McSame_as_Bush
08/09/23 6:28:37 PM
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Terrified villagers in a rural district of Alto Nanay, north-east of Lima, Peru, claim they are under attack by 7ft tall armoured aliens that bear a striking resemblance to the Green Goblin from Spider-Man. According to the locals, these extraterrestrial beings have large heads and yellowish eyes, and they have been launching nightly attacks on the community since 11 July.

One alarming incident involved a 15-year-old girl who was reportedly grabbed from behind and had her neck cut when she resisted. The community members are living in fear, unable to sleep peacefully due to the constant threat.

The allegations have been made by members of the Ikitu indigenous people, who have described the aliens as being immune to their hunting weapons. The villagers are now urging the Peruvian military to intervene and protect them from these interstellar intruders. They claim that the aliens wear protective armour and have unique floating abilities, using round-shaped shoes with a red light on the heel.

Community leader Jairo Retegui vila stated, These gentlemen are aliens. They appear to be armoured like the Green Goblin from Spider-Man. I shot one of them twice and he wasnt injured; he rose and disappeared. Were very frightened about whats happening here in our community.

The villagers have taken matters into their own hands by conducting night patrols to hunt down the alien attackers. They have requested military presence from the authorities, but reaching the remote community from Iquitos City requires a challenging 10-hour river trip.

Some villagers have likened the aliens to pelacaras, strange beings believed to feast on human fat and organs.

Authorities have visited the area and toured the village perimeter, including the location of the alleged attack on the teenager. However, it is unclear if any evidence was found to support the villagers claims or if the government plans to deploy military personnel to the area for an extended period.

The Ikitu community, according to a 2017 national census, comprises approximately 1,350 people. The situation remains tense as the villagers seek protection and answers amid the unexplained attacks by these mysterious and seemingly impervious aliens.

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/peruvian-villagers-report-attacks-by-7ft-armoured-aliens-resembling-green-goblin-from-spider-man/ar-AA1eUJfj

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Pikachuchupika
08/09/23 6:30:26 PM
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No freaking way
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Gobstoppers12
08/09/23 6:30:31 PM
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Fucking what lol

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AngelsNAirwav3s
08/09/23 6:33:58 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uG9PGqaWeo

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Turbam
08/09/23 6:34:31 PM
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Fuck!


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KaZooo
08/09/23 6:35:11 PM
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2023 and Willem Dafoe is terrorizing villages

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Unknown781
08/09/23 6:35:23 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/3/AAe7w5AADqYX.jpg
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potdnewb
08/09/23 6:36:54 PM
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fake news one hundred percent
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modena
08/09/23 6:36:56 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/0/AAA7ArAAEvTk.jpg

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Kradek
08/09/23 6:37:32 PM
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"The jig is up, boys! Let's get these mooks!"

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Strider102
08/09/23 6:38:27 PM
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First contact has been initiated.

They're hostile.

We had a good run guys, it was an honor to be here with you.

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Error1355
08/09/23 6:38:39 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/3/AADAKwAAEvTn.png

I don't think I'm going to trust a news source that has less followers than my YouTube channel that uploads nothing but NHL 22 videos.

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McSame_as_Bush
08/09/23 6:40:58 PM
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Error1355 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/3/AADAKwAAEvTn.png

I don't think I'm going to trust a news source that has less followers than my YouTube channel that uploads nothing but NHL 22 videos.

Does MSN just share random shit? Honest question, I don't know.

The name "Sam Allcock" does sound sus.

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Strider102
08/09/23 6:43:56 PM
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Error1355 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/3/AADAKwAAEvTn.png

I don't think I'm going to trust a news source that has less followers than my YouTube channel that uploads nothing but NHL 22 videos.

This is how the aliens get you.

Farewell Error, you fell into their trap.

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Thermador446
08/09/23 6:45:54 PM
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Look up the Brazil Mage incident.

If a 15yo did get scratched, 'unknown pathogen' is a terrible way to die.


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Strider102
08/09/23 6:47:49 PM
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This is how it starts.

Months of these stealthy covert missions to test us and our capabilities.

Then their full force shows up and destroys everything, maybe keeping some of us alive to us as slaves or experimentation.

Nice knowing you guys.

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Ratchetrockon
08/09/23 6:48:11 PM
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Maybe usa military can defeat it

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KitKats
08/09/23 6:49:30 PM
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here is some more reports about the attacks, trigger warning for some censored images of injuries

https://twitter.com/RonyVernet/status/1688851619499126784

https://twitter.com/RonyVernet/status/1688851645717729280

https://twitter.com/RonyVernet/status/1688851639841566720

https://twitter.com/RonyVernet/status/1688851633101266944

There is some speculation this could be unfriendly miners or loggers using jet packs (?) to traverse difficult terrain, although Im not sure if that is any more believable than an alien invasion

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Kimbos_Egg
08/09/23 6:49:37 PM
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LET DiE THE WOMAN YOU LOVE!

OR SUFFER THE LITTLE CHILDREN...


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radical_rhino
08/09/23 6:51:07 PM
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Why is this on MSN and not Weekly World News

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Strider102
08/09/23 6:51:24 PM
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radical_rhino posted...
Why is this on MSN and not Weekly World News

Ratings

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Kibouno
08/09/23 6:57:38 PM
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KaZooo posted...
2023 and Willem Dafoe is terrorizing villages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNNBx58Qwyk
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a-c-a-b
08/09/23 6:59:51 PM
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https://youtu.be/kkkGVWKCzKY

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DrizztLink
08/09/23 7:02:50 PM
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I'm willing to believe Willem Dafoe is harvesting faces.

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potdnewb
08/09/23 7:09:45 PM
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still no images of actual aliens
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Gobstoppers12
08/09/23 7:13:28 PM
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potdnewb posted...
still no images of actual aliens
Have you not seen the images of Willem Dafoe?

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ForsakenHermit
08/09/23 7:15:43 PM
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As much as I hate to side with the shitstain "skeptic" movement I have to until we get a body.

Fucking Peruvians making me side with the Pogo_Marimo's of the world.

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KitKats
08/09/23 7:18:19 PM
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I dont want to be in a world that has the green goblin but no spider-man

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Strider102
08/09/23 7:18:29 PM
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potdnewb posted...
still no images of actual aliens

Not with our primitive technology, they have jetpacks and those shoes that light up when you walk.

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DrizztLink
08/09/23 7:18:56 PM
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KitKats posted...
I dont want to be in a world that has the green goblin but no spider-man
We already live in a world with all Lex and no Supes.

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ForsakenHermit
08/09/23 7:20:15 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
We already live in a world with all Lex and no Supes.
The antitheist movement has plenty of Magnetos but there's no real atheist movement of Professor Xs.

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--Zero-
08/09/23 7:21:21 PM
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Let me know when BBC and CNN report it and show actual photos. Attacking a whole village and no one recorded it.

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Kradek
08/09/23 7:36:22 PM
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--Zero- posted...
Let me know when BBC and CNN report it and show actual photos. Attacking a whole village and no one recorded it.

It's likely bullshit, but it is a very rural village of like 1300 people that takes 10 hrs to reach via river. A bunch of children in cities may have cellphones, however there are still isolated communities behind on technology.

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ProfessorKukui
08/09/23 7:37:32 PM
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the Varginha incident was just the beginning

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Jx1010
08/09/23 7:40:51 PM
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See guys? This is why I dont believe in aliens

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/3/AAWgGRAAEvUF.jpg

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Will_VIIII
08/09/23 7:41:02 PM
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Since the earth is flat, these must be beings from the other side of the Antarctica Wall

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Sharashaska
08/09/23 7:43:17 PM
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Strider102 posted...
We had a good run guys, it was an honor to be here with you.
I plan on selling out the human race hard

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Anony1125
08/09/23 7:46:04 PM
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I actually predicted this three years ago.

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AceMos
08/09/23 7:47:23 PM
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and this is why no one should listen to all the UFO nonsense going on

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Akagami_Shanks
08/09/23 7:49:28 PM
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Jx1010 posted...
See guys? This is why I dont believe in aliens

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/3/AAWgGRAAEvUF.jpg
Shocking to no one sane

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loafy013
08/09/23 7:49:40 PM
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So, is it military or private mercenaries on unethical training missions in the area?

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Kradek
08/09/23 7:49:40 PM
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Sharashaska posted...
I plan on selling out the human race hard

Not if I beat you to it.

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haloiscoolisbak
08/09/23 7:50:24 PM
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Anony1125 posted...
I actually predicted this three years ago.

I predicted it when I was a baby

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Nukazie
08/09/23 7:51:37 PM
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aliens are immune to camera capture

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Strider102
08/09/23 7:51:44 PM
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Jx1010 posted...
See guys? This is why I dont believe in aliens

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/3/AAWgGRAAEvUF.jpg

That's exactly what the aliens want you to think.

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DrizztLink
08/09/23 7:54:32 PM
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Strider102 posted...
That's exactly what the aliens want you to think.
They could be aliens AND illegal gold miners.

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Strider102
08/09/23 7:55:04 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
They could be aliens AND illegal gold miners.

Exactly, here to rob us of our gold.

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